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[Skyfire]

sivilcem gene bi nebze space jam çilesi vardı bide

[c3m]

Bu aralar bi de jembey çıktı. Cemlerin başı beladan kurtulmuo ki anasını satayım.

[Letsgetthesunshine]

jamaldan iyidir sahsen ben cemal adında bi sahıs olmak istemezdim.

[GERGE]

Lol, sevdim ben bunu.

İlk konuşmam böyle gelişi ve bitti:

You: Hi!
Stranger: Hello.
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: Istanbul, you.
You: Turket, that is...
Stranger: Is that in turkey?
You: Ye
Stranger: Sorry, I'm armenian
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

5. seferde bir mesaj daha atarım buraya.

[-Deno-]

Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: do u like classic rock?
You: not so much, but i like post rock and progressive rock
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Hergonan]

BonePART said:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Camwhore?
You: wot?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol!
4chan'dan bu

[xunn]

GERGE said:

Lol, sevdim ben bunu.

İlk konuşmam böyle gelişi ve bitti:

You: Hi!
Stranger: Hello.
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: Istanbul, you.
You: Turket, that is...
Stranger: Is that in turkey?
You: Ye
Stranger: Sorry, I'm armenian
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

5. seferde bir mesaj daha atarım buraya.

Ahahahah.

[onaykartal]

Stranger: hiiiiii
Stranger: Erkek veya kadın

ya tıkladım ve karşıma bu çıktı ne bu be sdfdsafas

[onaykartal]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i hope u are finaly a girl


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello try this game really fun =)

http://skitgubbar.mybrute.com

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: j'taime
You: asl?
Stranger: xxxxxx xxxxxx APACISI
Stranger: thats my asl

gg tiplere gel

[Privhunter]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: paticik
Stranger: wat
You: never mind
Stranger: does that mean you like to suck dick?

[Privhunter]

devamı..

Stranger: I knew it.
You: lol
Stranger: this is serious.
Stranger: srsly
You: o.0
Stranger: 0.o
You: where r u from
Stranger: morf u r erehw
You: i see
Stranger: ees i
You: ok bye
Stranger: eyb ko

[Saeros]

lol ya, girdik bi konuşmaya, eleman dedi ne konuşalım, sen seç dedim, yok sen seç dedi, iyi dedim adın ne, "anthony (here comes the disconnect)" dedi, iyi ben de yavuz dedim, adam başladı kodumun sarıklıları amma çoksunuz napıyosunuz burda sen niye girdin cyber için girdin di mi bırbır, abov.

son iki saattir omegle'deyim bu arada, bir tane bile düzgün insanla karşılaşmadım lol, baya baya götüme dönmüş site, bayar

na buyur:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: aş kendini
You: denerim teşekkürler

la havle ya sdfj

[fede]

aahhahaa
lan bana da geldi ona benzer bi eleman müslümanmısın dedi evet dedim. muhammed cehennemde keçi becermiş o yüzden bütün müslümanlar oğlancı sen de mi oğlancısın dedi. bok gibi ingilizcemle adamla 15 dakka konuştum. bişey diyorum hala ama muhammet cehennem de keçi becermiş diyor. becermiş dedim idare ediverin artık

[roket adam]

Kızlarla ilgili bir konuda konuşuyorduk elemanla, iki lafından beri ASSRAPE HER, ASSRAPE HER. Konu Türk kızlarına geldi.

Stranger: go find some turkish vixen
Stranger: and fuck her ass
You: I think so
You: Thank u for help
Stranger: i am sure there are many hot turkish women
You: Are u been there before?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: but
Stranger: I'm sure there are
You: Yeah i think so.
Stranger: I mean
Stranger: you should know so
You: But there is a problem. Turkish girls are generally don't give a fuck before marriage
Stranger: you live there
Stranger: well
Stranger: the solution is rape.
Stranger: it's not rape if they don't say no
Stranger: and
Stranger: they don't speak english
Stranger: so they can
Stranger: not say no
Stranger: therefore, rape away.
You: HAHAHHAHHAHA
You: Thanks for advice
Stranger: you're quite welcome
Stranger: go for it.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Saeros]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I have a question for you
You: yup?
Stranger: I am from URRRRanüs
Stranger: :D

dünyamı kararttınız yeter.

[fede]

off çok kötüymüş lan

[Saeros]

ahah adam vazgeçmiyor, caps lock'luya bile razı.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: LOL HEY
Stranger: HELLO
You: DO YOU LIKE THE POWER OF THE CAPS LOCK?
You: CAUSE I DO
You: IT FEELS.. LIKE I HAVE ALL THE POWER IN THE WORLD
Stranger: YES ILIKE
You: GREAT
Stranger: YEAH,WHERE RU
You: TURKEY YOU?
Stranger: USA
You: OKAY
Stranger: SO ,HOW OLD R U
You: 21, YOU LOL?
Stranger: 23
You: OLDER THAN ME WTF XD
You: ROFL
Stranger: AND YOUR SEX
Stranger: ?
You: MALE
Stranger: SORRY ,I NEED A GIRL,BYE
You: LOL BYE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[-007-]

Stranger: hello
You: Check this out: www.google.com
Stranger: its amazing
Stranger: thanks
You: its great website
You: my friend be admin of it
Stranger: when did you hear about it
You: he told me to make ads
Stranger: how did i miss this
You: he told it yesterday
Stranger: wow. you deserve money
Stranger: lots of yens
You: its great site
You: you can see many things
Stranger: everyone in china love google now
Stranger: tank you
Stranger: thank
You: you're welcome
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[fede]

Saeros said:

ahah adam vazgeçmiyor, caps lock'luya bile razı.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: LOL HEY
Stranger: HELLO
You: DO YOU LIKE THE POWER OF THE CAPS LOCK?
You: CAUSE I DO
You: IT FEELS.. LIKE I HAVE ALL THE POWER IN THE WORLD
Stranger: YES ILIKE
You: GREAT
Stranger: YEAH,WHERE RU
You: TURKEY YOU?
Stranger: USA
You: OKAY
Stranger: SO ,HOW OLD R U
You: 21, YOU LOL?
Stranger: 23
You: OLDER THAN ME WTF XD
You: ROFL
Stranger: AND YOUR SEX
Stranger: ?
You: MALE
Stranger: SORRY ,I NEED A GIRL,BYE
You: LOL BYE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

caps lockluya bile razı nedemek ahaahahhaahahha

[fede]

kese kağıdı diye bişey var

[Ardeth]

10 dakikadır cevap gelmiyo adam erör verdi galiba

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: where are you from
Stranger: the other side
Stranger: u?
You: the same side
You: how do you know you are on the other side relative to me
Stranger: because... im always on the other side of everyone
You: Ok but then take person B who is on the other side to me, if you are on the other side to both me and that person then you are on the same side as me
You: contradiction
You: your assertment fails
You: ofcourse the existance of person B requires proof but it is easy to do so by example

[fede]

aha ensonunda bilimle adam öldürebildim. şimdi çılgın profesör olabilirsin artık

[Ardeth]

devamı (15 dakikada aradan sonra sdf)


Stranger: what if there are three sides...
Stranger: or in the real case..
Stranger: many more
You: then there is no
You: THE other side
You: your assertment again fails (5 dakika ara daha)
Stranger: noo since there is another side im on that isde.. everyone is on the other side to all the others..
You: no
You: everyone is on ONE OF THE OTHER SIDES to all others since there isn't a unique other side.
You: there are many other sides to everyone or else you will eventually be forced to be on the same side as me
Stranger: every side is unique??
You: so thereby this proof, you can't make a charismatic entrannce with saying "I am on THE other side"
You: you have take the long path and say "I am on ONE OF THE other sides"
You: no no the key word there is
You: A
You: there isn't A unique site
You: *side
You: even if every other side is unique each person must have more than one other side
You: and you saying "I am on the other side" is not precise enough because you have to explicitly tell which one of them
Stranger: i didnt say anything about a unique other side???
Stranger: ok im on the third side to the left of the fifth side that lies in between the first and fourth
You: thanks
You: how is life there?
Stranger: guess its good
You: cool

[Fortuna]

Küfür var hafif

You: Hi
Stranger: ayo bish
Stranger: get back in tha kitchen
Stranger: and cook me some food
Stranger: NAO
You: Go get ur food urself u good for nothing failure of a man
Stranger: Nah bish, I married you for two reasons
Stranger: to fuck
Stranger: and to cook me some dinner
Stranger: now go do my bidding
You: lol to fuck? u call that fucking_ ur penis is so small I cant even feel it
You: and dont forget
You: I busted u with ur best friend while u were doing gay things...
Stranger: AT LEAST HE KNOWS HOW TO PLEASE A MAN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[fenris]

@ardeth
sheldon cooper diye bi arkadaş var; tanısan çok seversin.