Half-Life 3

[Sylian]

O kadar minicik Hazardous Environment Suit'i giyerse tabii ki hakediyor.

[Rerore]

http://www.eksibition.org/samples/sp2af2474872abe5bf2567b40608e37bba.jpg

[Black-ice]

escape said:

adamın önüne geçiyosun e ye basıyosun

yahu ben çok yanlış videoyu sormuşum. okuyodum topiği lan adama bak hlde e ye basınca greetings dendiğini bilmeyen mi varmış dedim sonra ben olduğumu farkettim :D

şunu sormaktı amacım:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtIp8jOo8_o&feature=player_embedded

[escape]

bende zaten biraz dalga geçmiştim dfsd

[Bone]

Black-ice said:

okuyodum topiği lan adama bak hlde e ye basınca greetings dendiğini bilmeyen mi varmış dedim sonra ben olduğumu farkettim :D

nub :P

o diğer videodaki arkadaş sanırım profesyonel animasyoncu, tf2 dans videosunu da yapmış kendisini.
iyi karakter animasyonu yapabiliyorsan böyle bir video hazırlamak çok kolay.
nasıl yaptığını bilmiyorum elbette ama tahminim bir mod hazırladığı olacak. mapleri orjinal oyunun içinden çıkartıp onların üzerine sabit bazı hareketler yerleştirirsin, hazırladığın oyunu başlatıp record edersin. oyun kendi kendine oynar, önceden hazırladığın animasyonlar devreye girer ve o sahneyi kayıt etmiş olursun.

[Black-ice]

hmm evet mod diye tahmin ettim ben de. ama çok başarılı gerçekten.

[demian]

böyle animasyonlar gerçekten olsa keşke oyunlarda.

[Sypro]

Black-ice said:

youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtIp8jOo8_o&feature=player_embedded

oha oyunu bir kere daha oynadım gibi oldu.

[Silphatos]

bunu daha önce izlemiştim, adam baya iyi animasyon kasmış ama bu şekil oyun hiç oynanmaz o ayrı.

[Apis]

[razzRaziel]

bunlar e3 2011 öncesi /v/'de dönen gabe ve hl muhabbetleri

>Gaben at E3 2011
>Seven forklifts bring him onto stage
>It takes several hours for him to stand upright
>He leans into the microphone
>Crowd shaking with excitement and suspense
>"Team...Fortress..(cough)3...
>Crowd cheers
>...You will be...able..
>Crowd draws in breath
>To...customize...your own...
>Crowd jumping at this time
>...Dragon dildos
>Crowd screams
>Gaben presses button on microphone that drops all his clothes at once
>Bulletproof cafes drop ceiling, but not fast enough
>Several bullets hit Gabe
>Bullets bounce back, hitting several in the crowd
>Gabe then reenacts meatspin


>Gaben at E3 2011
>doesn't announce Ep 3
>fans are so mad they put him in a rocket with the sun as its course
>rocket lifts off
>the earth follows the rocket
>scientists all over the world find out earth was actually a moon orbiting Gaben
>rocket is closing in on the sun
>sun swallows Gaben and earth
>Gaben's fat fuels the sun for an extra 10 billion years


>Gabe rolls on stage
>kills people in process.
>has to use gravity gun to set self on stage
>sweating with visible sweat spots.
>Gabe takes a sandwhich out of his backpocket and starts eating it in front of the audience, crying while doing so.
>gabe takes a big breath, audience gasps in excitement.
>gabe takes all the air in E3, suffocating everyone.
>Gabe announces to dead audience that Left4Dead 3 is coming out.
>rolls away.


>E3 2011
>Lights go out
>Spotlights point to center of the ceiling
>Gaben is being lowered by multiple reinforced steel cables
>He's wearing a moon costume that barely contains his obese body
>he's slowly orbiting above the crowd towards the microphone stand
>cable snaps unexpectedly
>Gaben falls straight into the crowd
>Dozens of people are crushed by him and either dead or seriously injured
>E3 is cancelled forever


>Gaben at E3 2011
>Finished a demonstration of Dota 2
>Suddenly, lights dim
>Crowd falls dead silent
>After a little while, Gabe's voice is heard
>Oh, just one more thing
>The number 3 fades in on the right side of the big screen
>Crowd starts to get excited, but only a small "woow" rolls through the room before it is quit once again
>The letter E appears on the left side of the screen
>Crowd is now roaring
>Gaben announces
>Have a nice E3!


>E3 2011
>Gaben comes on stage
>everyone cheers
>a big 3 with a black background comes on
>the whole crowd goes nuts
>Gaben calms everyone down
>"Id like to finally annouce..."
>The crowd holds their breaths
>"Left4Dead 3"


>Gabe goes into isolation for a couple of months
>no one sees him until E3
>Gabe has lost a shit ton of weight and is in great shape
>He lifts a barbell with 1 hand and throws it at a button on the wall
>curtains unfold and reveal Episode 3
>kotick has a heart attack on the same day
>EA goes under
>Gabe is knighted from the queen of England


>episode 3 playable demo
>The game is in 3d
>doesn't require glasses
>works on standard monitors
>They can't release the game yet because it would cause a time paradox
>Gabe has a time machine
>"SEE YOU IN 2020!"


>Gaben at E3 2011
>brought in by industrial barge and lowered to the stage by cargo cranes
>says he has a big announcement
>talks about dota 2 first
>says he's ready to make his announcement
>pnematic tubes that feed him superdense potatoes lower down
>gabe announces that he is close to reaching critical mass and his time of accension is soon
>deep within his folds the pressure grows too great and nuclear fusion begins
>glowing now Gabe announces episode 3
>he rises into the air getting brighter and brighter every second
>'goodbye my children, now i must leave this planet'
>he ascends into the cosmos to take his rightfull place in the celestial order.
>his star shines brightest, watching over us
>world peace is eventually declared
>common disease is wiped out and poverty abolished
> we send a mission to mars and begin our journey into the great cosmic ocean


>E3 is coming near
>Gaben decides its time to leave the ocean and his whale brothers.
>Swim towards land filtering masses of krill and plankton through his baleen plates.
>Approaches the US west coast.
>Coming in to fast.
>Collides with a US carrier
>Carrier gets totally demolished
>US believe Russia is responsible
>Things start to escalate into WW3
>E3 is canceld
>Thanks Gabe, you fat fuck


>Gabe walks onto stage like a normal person
>Comments on a video of Dota 2
>Announces DLC plans for Portal 2
>Reveals a few new TF2 hats
>Walks off stage


>Gabe waddles on stage
>Puts on sunglasses
>Big three on stage... Half Life Three
>Available now on Steam
>E3 is empty for the rest of the day


>Stage goes dark as Gabe suddenly appears on stage in a single spotlight
>another Gabe appears alongside him, followed by a third
>"Not only has valve perfected cloning, but we are also here to announce a special event"
>Epic music begins as a 3 begins to fade in on screen
>All three Gabes begin to sing a hymn in perfect harmony
>The magenta 3 pack announced, also known as the triple trifecta of true trials
>Each Gabe name a game from the pack
>"Team Fortress 3"
>"Left4Dead 3"
>"Portal 3"
>Audience is shitting themselves in excitement, a few people have actually spontaneously broken out into shit filled orgasms
>The Gabes also state they will be offering the cloning technology as paid DLC for Team Fortress 3, and that Episode 3 has been delayed
>Everyone at E3 has ascended to a higher level of being amongst their shitty orgasms and clones, while everyone on /v/ is buttfrustrated about no half life
>All 3 Gabes roll off stage while the Katamari theme plays over the speakers, as several staff members just off stage are sucked into their fat rolls and never seen again

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO1IdyGRHTs

http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=93992111&x=Gabe+Newell+anounces+HL3

[Bone]

@razz:

http://i.imgur.com/lE7AN.jpg

[spompas]

o değilde,
"Gaben's fat fuels the sun for an extra 10 billion years"

[LathspeLL]

Valve geçtiğimiz günlerde gizlice dünyanın önde gelen Counter-Strike oyuncularını Valve Bellevue HQ'a çağırmış.

[LathspeLL]

Half-Life 2 haritası.

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/9/2011/08/hl22.jpg

[Bone]

Oyundaki harita mi o gerçekten.
Aslında bölgelerin kuş bakışı birleştirilmiş hali olsa çok güzel olur.
L4d için de öyle bisi arıyorum

[LathspeLL]

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/9/2011/08/e635952049e96455c12e0f043723034d/original.jpg

[Bone]

güzel haritaymış.

oyuna citadelden başlayıp nova prospekt'e mi gidiyorduk?
sonrasında tekrar kleiner's lab'a ışınlanıp citadele gidiyorduk di mi...

[Xenocide]

o haritada bi terslik var gibi geldi bana. city 17'de başlayıp nova prospektten geçip citadel'e gitmiyo muyuz abi?

[Bone]

nova prospekt'te ışınlanıp laboratuvara geri dönüyordük.

[LathspeLL]

said:

The very talented Ellen McLain, a singer by trade but best-known to you lot for her voice-acting work in Valve games, is apparently returning this week to her most famous role: that of bitchy artificial intelligence GlaDOS from the Portal series.

A tweet from McLain's husband, John Lowrie, reads "Ellen is going in Tuesday for a new game and more Portal work".

We could read a ton into that brief sentence, but that would be both premature and highly speculative! Which when it comes to Valve games is downright pointless. Instead, we'll just warn you: that new game could be anything (she's a Valve favourite after all, working on more than just Portal), and more Portal work could be anything from DLC to a cartoon to an upcoming line of ringtones and talking bobbleheads.

Still. It's Portal something, and for most of you, that'll be good enough!

"Altta bir yorum" said:

The most important part of this news: "a new game"

A NEW GAME.

WHAT OTHER ROLE DOES SHE HAVE OUTSIDE OF PORTAL?

SHE IS THE VOICE OF THE OVERWATCH IN HALF-LIFE

DO NOT RUIN THIS MOMENT FOR ME. THIS IS HALF-LIFE NEWS.

Ama bence DOTA2 için.

[Bone]

dota 2 çıkıcak önce evet.

sonra cs2 çıkacak.

sonra portal 3 çıkacak.

sonra left 4 dead 3 çıkacak.

sonra dota 3 çıkacak.

sonra cs 3 çıkacak.

ondan sonra hl3 çıkacak.

hayır pesimist değilim.

[Xenocide]

bi kere valve can't count to three. o yüzden çıkamaz.

o değil de, Half-Lif3 yaparlarsa çok pis küfür ederim.

[Silphatos]

steam'i icat edememis olsalar HL 7 falan oynuyoduk simdi sdsa

[razzRaziel]

http://i.imgur.com/allmb.jpg

abi gabe de hover hand çıktı ahahaha, utangaç nerd seni



edit: abv photoshopmuş, hissetmiştim zaten

http://forum.paticik.com/read.php?40,3182126,page=18#msg-5228108