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Öne çıkan mesajlar

Aket-Atum said:

Ya aslında düşününce milletin şu an yaşadığı topraklara gelişinin 1000. yıldönümünde birşeyler olmasının bir abesliği yok. Sanki Amerikanlar 2283de ya da 2492de bokunu çıkarmayacak işin.


2023'de türkiye yokolcak zaten, 2071'de postapocalyptic kutlarız artık.
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2014 epısode IV, a new hope

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kemal hindu: In the name of the Senate of the Republic, you're under arrest, prime minister.
tayyip: Are you threatening me, carkcı kemal?
kemal hindu: The senate will decide your fate.
tayyip: [now speaking as burusuk surat] I AM the senate!
kemal hindu: Not yet.

tayyip: It's treason, then...
[ignites his lightsaber and leaps over his desk to attack]

kemal hindu: [being shot with Fıkıh lighting] Arrrrggghh!
tayyip: I have the POWER! UNLIMITED... POWER!

kemal hindu: [has tayyip subdued] I'm going to put an end to this, once and for all!
liberal sıkanvalkır: You can't. He must stand trial.
kemal hindu: He has control of the senate and all the courts. He is too dangerous to be left alive!
tayyip: [exhausted and disfigured] But, I'm too weak. Don't kill me.
liberal sıkanvalkır: That's not the Avrupalı way. He must live.
[kemal ignores Anakin, still intending to kill tayyip]
liberal sıkanvalkır: I need him!
[kemal raises his lightsaber]
liberal sıkanvalkır: NO!
[kemal draws his own lightsaber, cutting off kemal's arm, then tayyip electricutes kemal]

tayyip: YES! YES!




2023 epısode V, the emperor strikes back

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Emperor Tayyip: Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Your friends, up there on the sanctuary moon, are walking into a trap, as is your Rebel CEHAPE fleet. It was *I* who allowed this CEHAPE to know the location of the shield generator. It is quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best troops awaits them. Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.


2071 epısode VI return of the baykal


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Baykal: Size matters not. Look at mine. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Mavi Don, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Mavi Don around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between your pants and your ass.
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