FML - Fuck my life.

[Laorx]

Today, an ant bit my penis. That was the first 'mouth' to ever touch it. FML

[Red]

hey allam ahahah

[Chastise]

site baya eğlenceli de /b/ burayı da basmış gibi bi his var içimde.

[Fransuxa]

pascalnouman said:

said:

Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl that comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out, by writing my number on a dollar bill. She pays and a dollar is her change. I go to hand her the money when she sees it and says, "Keep the change". FML

ouch!

bu harbi çizgi filmlerdeki üzerine piyano düşme sahnesinin realistic versiyonu olmuş. :P

[fastreloader]

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

[Laorx]

oha ahhahah

[Kendercik]

Azmodai said:

yalan ya hepsi. itiraf.com gibi bisi.

tadımızı niye kaçırıyorsun ki ama, eğleniyorduk; cahil ve mutluyduk :S

(:

[kuþ]

said:

Today, my dad told me about how my mother had a bad dream last night and began to scream "Don't take me, take my children!" FML

[Kendercik]

:D Homer Simpson repliği

[Saeros]

said:

Today, I was taking a final exam and I reached into my pocket to get out a pencil. I felt this thing in my pocket so I got it out and put it on the desk. At first I thought it was a leaf but then it started kicking and trying to run around. It was a cockroach. It had been living in my pocket. FML

lol yok artık ya

[-Dark_Angel-]

Aynısı bana ayakkabımda olmuştu. Ucunda bişey hissediyodum böyle iplik falans sanıyodum. Çıkardım elimi soktum almak için...It was horrible.

[bourbon]

-Dark_Angel- said:

Aynısı bana ayakkabımda olmuştu. Ucunda bişey hissediyodum böyle iplik falans sanıyodum. Çıkardım elimi soktum almak için...It was horrible.

dostum FML demeyi unutmuşsun..

[Saeros]

-Dark_Angel- said:

Aynısı bana ayakkabımda olmuştu.

off her ayakkabı giyişimde kontrol ederim artık ben, çok talihsiz oldu bunu anlatman ve benim de okumam

[-Dark_Angel-]

Abi çok kötüydü. Tuttum böyle hiç tahmin etmiyodum çıkardım bi baktım...

[Fransuxa]

Saeros said:

-Dark_Angel- said:

Aynısı bana ayakkabımda olmuştu.

off her ayakkabı giyişimde kontrol ederim artık ben, çok talihsiz oldu bunu anlatman ve benim de okumam

o iğrenç espriyi ben yapmam lazım nolur allahım. abi o kokuda nası yaşasın zaten sizdemi ayağı kokmayan sosyetiklerdensiniz ? kıhkıh.

[Bone]

itiraf.com gibi yalan dolan bir yere benziyor.

Ama gerçekten olduysa, yazık lan:

"Today, I was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. I called all my family members to invite them over this evening because I had some very important news for them that could not wait. They all declined the invite. When I asked why, they said they were going to my cousins to watch his new TV."

"Today, I had organised to go for an all day fishing trip, but had forgotten to book a day off. I called my boss and told him that I had to stay with my mum in hospital after a car crash that she had last night. He called me a liar and fired me. Turns out my mum is having an affair with my boss."

[yav]

bildiğiniz çakma itiraf.com bu, hepiniz de aa ne kadar yaratıcı ne şirin diye atlamışınız(:P)

[Cthulhu]

anne sütünden yoğurt yapmayı denedim, olmadı

[EVIL_DeaD]

hep wow oynuyorum.. FML

[roket adam]

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Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 am my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because: "the cat is sad." FML

said:

Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, "please don't make me do this." FML

[Mighty_THoR]

yav said:

bildiğiniz çakma itiraf.com bu, hepiniz de aa ne kadar yaratıcı ne şirin diye atlamışınız(:P)

ilginç itiraf edilen birşey yok

bunun türk versiyonu var hayaklimi diye

buarada buna koptum

Today, I was at the mall blasting music, I was wearing a nice shirt and had my ipod in my breast pocket when I noticed a cute girl smiling at me so I smiled back and she started to walk over while turning down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

[Queen]

Yalnız bazı hikayelerin anlatım tarzı ve cümle tarzları çok fazla itiraf koma benziyor. İnanamadım.

Bi de orda da varmış şu olay:

said:

Today, my cell phone rang while I was still asleep. I picked it up, half asleep, only to find it was a wrong number from some guy. Three minutes later I receive a text message saying "Hey, you sound cute..." from the same number. I looked to see if he was local. I'm that desperate. FML

[Killer]

Stifler said:

said:

Today, I had organised to go for an all day fishing trip, but had forgotten to book a day off. I called my boss and told him that I had to stay with my mum in hospital after a car crash that she had last night. He called me a liar and fired me. Turns out my mum is having an affair with my boss. FML

uvv.

OHA

[Killer]

best of aklimi...m vardı bende ya.hd yandı gitti.acayip bomba şeyler vardı; =(

[Queen]

said:

Today, I finally decided to tell him I love him. He told me that he loved me too... like a sister! The love of my life has been sleeping with his "sister" for three months. FML

yazmadan duramadım aynı itiraf.com