Battleground Sakinleri

[Kaede]

These Are The People In Your Battleground.
You know these people like family. Mostly, you hate them.

The Cast:

Neweighty- He's got 4 blues, 3 greens, and some unenchanted BOA stuff. He's pretty excited about his jump key. He's your backup in the throne room.

Your Driver- He's the guy behind the wheel of your demolisher. He's apparently a resident at some sort of assisted living for people who drool. You've got the single pursuing melee rooted/sheeped/cycloned/feared/disarmed/sent to timeout. Just to be safe, he'll turn around and attempt to ram.

Mr. Indestructible- He's a lock wearing full Wrathful. Kill his pet? Never. Kill the lock? Never. Run? Too late. Have fun. Oh, and your trinket is down.

He-Who-Will-Not-Be-Seen- This is a healer in full tier 10, probably a resto druid. He's preventing anyone on his team from dying and he'll never run out of mana. He sits in the back, not even bothering to move because he knows that he's completely invisible to your teammates.

The Ret Pallie- Yep, he's got it. That 51 point talent that removes all healing spells from his spell book.

That Friggin' Mage- You're pretty sure that was his fourth consecutive iceblock.

The Cliffdwellers- There's a 6v6 going on up at Lumber Mill, all elemental shamans, boomkin, and priests. Might be a good time for a warrior to go help at a node with nice, flat ground.

The Arms Warrior- Who says warriors are hard to play? Don't mess around with all that tedious stance switching. It's simple. Hit Bladestorm. Do not hamstring. Wait at the graveyard for your cool down, repeat.

The Rogue- He's been sitting in the hut that holds Warsong's mana/health regeneration leaf for 15 minutes. He's not afk. He's just... well, waiting. His own mother didn't like him. You don't either.

The Resto Shaman- He healed your team for 458,000 in a Warsong that went the limit. You know he was there because you can see his numbers on the board. Total heals to you – 0.

The Buffless- Heck no. Ain't nobody's gonna start up this here battleground until he gets his battleshout, kings, healthstone, and a paw.

Africa Is A PVP Server- That's the name of their 5's team. They were Gladiators last season. And the season before, but on entirely different toons. They're grinding out this season's new non-set epics. They hate doing it. They're pissed. They're all here. They will never be on your team.

Macroman- “GROUP1- GO LUMBERMILL, GROUP2-GO STABLES, GROUP3- HOLD FARM. . DO NOT FIGHT ON THE ROAD. HOLD THESE AND WE WIN.” Pure. Tactical. Genius.

Longshoot- You, a healer, a shadow priest, and a stealthed rogue are defending the stables. He's the hunter rezzing, petless, at the Allied base. He's sure that he can burst you all down, this time.

The Quitter- “OMG they've got 3 bases and we've only got 2!” “Just quit and let them win so we can get more honor.” This guy will likely die a virgin.

Thatonedude- Okay, so the point is to win and to do that you've got to kill the bad guys. But somehow, this punk has made it personal. Like, really personal. You're seriously wondering where he lives and how you can find out.

The Motivator- “OMG YOU GUYS SUCK. SOOOO FAIL. Y DO YOU EVEN TRY? NOBODY EVEN GARDED THE FLAG ROOM.” Plays (you guessed it) a hunter. His stats for the game- 4 kills, 9 deaths, 97,000 damage.

The Tattletale- Spends the majority of the game demanding that you report the afkers, completely unaware that roughly an equal number of horde and alliance afk. Doesn't actually do much. He spent a fair amount of time as hallway monitor and a somewhat larger amount stuffed in lockers.

The Bear- He's the druid tank with 67,000 health and, by God, your teammates are gonna teach him a thing or two about messing with melee.

The Unhealed- He's the rogue, hunter, or warrior who utterly fails to understand that until he rolls a healer, he'll never, ever get a heal. Screaming at the healers will effectively address this situation, right?

The Old Gladiator- He was big in the battlegrounds in Vanilla and in Season One. He thinks PVP has gone to hell. Heaven help you if you cap Snowfall, cause this dude is gonna go nuts. See Motivator, above.

The Crushable- You just hit him for 6k with a white attack. You don't recognize a thing he's wearing, but you do know what a 19,000 health pool means. And you're gonna run clear across the zone to find him again. And again.

The Raider- He's from a below average guild on a PVE server. He will assert that unless “EVERYONE ZERG”, your outing in the battleground will end in defeat. This is not, actually, because he fails to understand the value of a strong defense in AV. He's simply a player who fails miserably at PVP. Hey, it's scary in here.

The Premade

Type One- They're from Korgath. They've slaughtered everything and ended their raid night early, but folks aren't tired yet. They're on vent. They're fully raid buffed with 30 minutes on their flasks. They've been farming your entire team at the graveyard for 14 minutes. Oh, and they've yet to touch the flag.

Type Two- Fourteen guys from Kul'Tiras and you. They couldn't get enough healers on to do TOC 25. You're pretty sure one of their guys doesn't keyboard turn, but you could be wrong. It's been a while since you saw an enhancement shaman dual wield daggers. You've never seen a DK in leather before. The opposition was concerned up until first contact. Now you are.

AFK Guy- He's working on the TPS reports, occasionally alt-tabbing to remove his inactive debuff. He's at 125,000 honor today, and counting. Will eventually cause the Tattletale, above, to replace his keyboard. He's the smartest guy here.

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[Masquerade]

The Unhealed- He's the rogue, hunter, or warrior who utterly fails to understand that until he rolls a healer, he'll never, ever get a heal. Screaming at the healers will effectively address this situation, right?


bu benim işte gjhh. 5 aydır ekmek almıyom vendordan. mage'in biri açarsa bgde ne ala yoksa fukara gibi geziyom lowhealthlerde fsdg.ç

[deadwoll]

Sen roguesun hadi, ben priest halimle magelerden medet umuyorum hala. Çantada su yok manam bitse içmeye.

[cakeonroof]

Kaede said:

AFK Guy- He's working on the TPS reports, occasionally alt-tabbing to remove his inactive debuff. He's at 125,000 honor today, and counting. Will eventually cause the Tattletale, above, to replace his keyboard. He's the smartest guy here.

(tu)

[Absolut]

He-Who-Will-Not-Be-Seen- This is a healer in full tier 10, probably a resto druid. He's preventing anyone on his team from dying and he'll never run out of mana. He sits in the back, not even bothering to move because he knows that he's completely invisible to your teammates.

[Rikkie]

Abi çok iyi ya ahaha

[ozii_x]

Masquerade said:

The Unhealed- He's the rogue, hunter, or warrior who utterly fails to understand that until he rolls a healer, he'll never, ever get a heal. Screaming at the healers will effectively address this situation, right?


bu benim işte gjhh. 5 aydır ekmek almıyom vendordan. mage'in biri açarsa bgde ne ala yoksa fukara gibi geziyom lowhealthlerde fsdg.ç

Sen bırakmadın mı oyunu :)

[arcane]

Zıplama tuşu bağımlılığı elf oynamış olmakla alakalı diye düşünüyorum.

said:

The Quitter- “OMG they've got 3 bases and we've only got 2!” “Just quit and let them win so we can get more honor.” This guy will likely die a virgin.

AHAHAHA süper tespit (tu)

Yalnız asıl Vanillacı Snowfall'u capler, eski bütün bayrakların alındığı günleri görmüş biri. Bir de roguelar regen yerine berserk camplerler.

[aquila]

zamaninda alterac valleylar gercek savas suresinde geciyodu, pazartesi giriyoduk ertesi carsamba kazanip cikiyoduk.

[Cuce]

abi köprünün defansı babadan oğula geciyodu.

[Fin]

"Africa Is A PVP Server- That's the name of their 5's team. They were Gladiators last season. And the season before, but on entirely different toons. They're grinding out this season's new non-set epics. They hate doing it. They're pissed. They're all here. They will never be on your team. "

bu ne
sfdsdf

ne alaka afrika

IRAQ IS A PVP SERVER yapmistik
bide en son haiti was not def capped gibi bisi vardi


bgde reckoning zaten kanser oluyorum alt charla orda daily sirasi gelene kadar

[ozii_x]

aquila said:

zamaninda alterac valleylar gercek savas suresinde geciyodu, pazartesi giriyoduk ertesi carsamba kazanip cikiyoduk.

Ortalama 1 av'de 1000 HK alıyordun o zamanlar. ( hatırladım da sinir bozucu günlerdi )

[Kojiroh]

The Bear- He's the druid tank with 67,000 45,000 health and, by God, your teammates are gonna teach him a thing or two about messing with melee.

İki rogue ve bi DK daldı mı klavyeyi bırakıyorum artık

[Absolut]

Bence cok zevkli gunlerdi yani AV acıldı mı butun server senlik havasına giriyordu.

[Magnum]

ahaha, çok iyiymiş. benden bile bahsetmiş :F zerg zerg

[aente]

aquila said:

zamaninda alterac valleylar gercek savas suresinde geciyodu, pazartesi giriyoduk ertesi carsamba kazanip cikiyoduk.

abi belki sadistçe ama ben o zamanları özledim ya 24 saat belki daha fazla süren av'ler her yerde fight dönüyordu gerçek meydan savaşı gibi negzldi, eskiden herşey daha güzeldi gerçi :(

[Suark]

eski demişken
The Ret Pallie- Yep, he's got it. That 51 point talent that removes all healing spells from his spell book.

Direk sam geldi aklıma :P:P

[gayipten_gelen_ses]

ahah

Thatonedude- Okay, so the point is to win and to do that you've got to kill the bad guys. But somehow, this punk has made it personal. Like, really personal. You're seriously wondering where he lives and how you can find out.

bendim abi bu eskiden

[Vidar]

geber sefil ork!! falan diye bağırır mıydın yoksa?

[axedice]

Kaede said:

The Raider- He's from a below average guild on a PVE server. He will assert that unless “EVERYONE ZERG”, your outing in the battleground will end in defeat. This is not, actually, because he fails to understand the value of a strong defense in AV. He's simply a player who fails miserably at PVP. Hey, it's scary in here.

MORTIS

[Gangren]

<<< The Bear

Berserk + mangle and watch the melee die in pain.

[Lind3r0th]

Offf eski AV ler aman tanrım en uzun 13 saat mı gördüm ben sabah girmiştim gece 12yi geçiyordu hala devam ediyordu çok komikti ya millet msg atıyordu artık genelden exaltedım oldum size bol şanslar bye filan diye ahahha milletde gz filan diyordu ne günlerdi ya ha birde demeden geçemicem 2 tane rogue vardı zamanında korgall serverıydı sanırım Myu ve Littlebilly 2 gnome r14 rogue AV ye girdikleri zaman oyunu kazanırlardı :P

[Helcaraxe]

ne güzeldi vanilla zamanları.

[Gangren]

AV ilk çıktığında zaten PvP yapan olmuyordu ki :p

Hatta honor sisteminin beta dönemlerinde şehir ve köy guardları da honor veriyordu. Bütün mageler bir kaç saat içinde exalted oluyordu.

[Helcaraxe]

böle creeplerden ve playerlardan kan man toplayıp yaratık falan summon ederdik lan ne güzeldi.