En iyi programlama esprisi

[Penthesilea]

Q: How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Yes.



inanilmaz abi anca kendime gelebildim ahahahaha
http://stackoverflow.com/questions/234075/programmer-jokes-whats-your-best-one

[Gazanfer]

bu guzelmis. ilk basta her zamanki geyik saniyo insan, sonra cakiyo.

said:

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.

bi de bu:

said:

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.

[di]

Abi cok eski bu ya. Yeni mi gordun ? Her dil icin bir adet mevcut hatta.

[Penthesilea]

Prolog versiyonunu ilk defa gordum ve hala guluyorum abi

[di]

Bir karikatur vardi ama bulamadim simdi onu.

Ogretmen elemana ceza veriyor bir seyi 500 kere yazmasi icin, eleman c de for dongusu, icine de print ile string'i yaziyordu kara tahtaya.

[Mum_Chamber]

I will not throw paper airplanes in class

[GERGE]

Pek programlama esprisi satılmaz ama imzamı seviyorum ben.

[Ractamainus]

geçende şunu okumuştum ben de;
http://stackoverflow.com/questions/184618/what-is-the-best-comment-in-source-code-you-have-ever-encountered

[Kojiroh]

Gazanfer said:

said:

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.

Ahah şu çok geyik, her yerde muhabbeti dönüyo falan sdf

[fede]

:)

[Sly-One]

"so this programmer goes out on a date with a hot chick"

[Cthulhu]

güldüğünüz espirilere bak pis nerdler

[senko]

Q: How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist?

A: An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

bizim sınıfta çok geçtiydi bunun geyiği, sosyal mühendisler konuşurken karşındakinin ayakkabılarına bakar, sosyal olmayanlar kendi ayakkabılarına bakar diye.

[senko]

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.

The rest of them will write Perl programs.


asdasd buda güzelmiş

[Mirage]

Sly-One said:

"so this programmer goes out on a date with a hot chick"

hahahah :D