uncyclopedia.org

[Sparkcaster]

aradım fekat bulamadım http://uncyclopedia.org böyle bi site var.wikipedia gibi ama herşey taşağa vurulmuş.

[dasaaa]

acaip deyik.. türkiye diyince ulsal kahramanları polat alemdar falan diyor zaten türk bayrağı da yıldız koyalayan pacman.. çok bi geyik

[Madcat]

haha türkiye bomba ya;
Demographics
99.86% Turks
0.13% Kurds
0.00001/2 % Greeks
0.00000000001 % not having Sex with camel
0.00000000000000069% People that like to go "woo woo!"

Sexy Bosnian women are always welcome :)



prime minister'a da osman demişler auhxuhzuha.

[toggie]

Currency 6 Zero killed Turkish Lira ahahahaeah

bu arada Adana ne ayak? Geyiğini anlamadım bunun en büyük şehir ve başkent adana?

[RayCharles]

öylesine

[toggie]

bütün ülkelerin doğru bizim ki neden yanlış?
ayrıca öylesine ne demek abicim, bi espri yok, diğerlerinde var.

almanya bayrağı da süpermiş bu arada.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Germany

[PrudenT]

yani %99.99999999999'umuz develerle seks yapıyor. ok.

[Bone]

bunu birkaç gün önce açıcaktım aslında, ama ekşisözlük'te meşhur olunca burda da topiği açılmış :P
gaztede felan mı çıktı acaba :)

neyse efendim şu kısma dikkatinizi çekeyim, görünce çok güldüm, kim yazmışsa iyi gönderme olmuş.

said:

Relationships with Other Countries

Enemies

Greeks - Natural enemies
Armenians - Unnatural enemies
Communists - Unreasonable enemies
Fascists - we don't know what fascist means, so they're our enemies!
Kurds - enemies who live in our country
Slavic Nations - enemies because they're slavic - except Bosnians cause they're S3xxxii
Brits - enemies because they're Brits
French People - our newest enemies
Americans - enemies because they're capitalist
Russians - enemies because they're communist.
Italians - enemies because Vatican is in Italy
Spanish People - enemies because they're Christian
Jews - enemies because they're Jew
English - Because of Leeds United
Arabs - enemies because they're Muslim
Dominicans - enemies because we don't know where their country is
Germans - enemies because of Hitler
Chinese People - enemies because of Mao
Brazilians - enemies because of Ronaldinho
Argentineans - enemies because of Maradona
Scandinavian Nations - enemies because their girls are more beautiful than ours
Japanese People - enemies because of Sony Corporation
Rest of the world - enemies because they're not Turk! However we slightly like the Japanese.
Gay Males - enemies because they are not heterosexual males
Heterosexual Males - enemies because they're competing with each other for girls!
Turkish Cypriots - enemies because they're not Turkish enough!
Turks - We have a hatred for each other

Friends

Friends!? What friend are you talking about?
Turks don't have any friends except the Turks!
However sexy blond women are always welcome.

Bir de Oscar Wilde quotelarına hastayım.

Bu siteyi vakti zamanında alomatik göstermişti sanırım bana.

[ Mesaj 04 Nisan 2007, Çarşamba - 19:48 tarihinde, Bone tarafından güncellenmiştir ]

[Sparkcaster]

Pwned by Darth Vader, you are going to be.
~ Yoda talking to Luke Skywalker
;Fu(k1ng 1337 1 4m. 9wn j00 1 wI11!

~ Yoda on Counter Strike

In Soviet Russia, force uses you!!”

~ Yakov Smirnoff on Jedi

His treachery runs deeper than you know. By foul craft, Elvis has crossed Orcs with goblin men. He's breeding an army in the caverns of Isengard. An army that can move in sunlight and cover great distance at speed. Elvis is coming for the Ring.

~ Gandalf on Elvis
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Nihilism

[ Mesaj 05 Nisan 2007, Perşembe - 00:02 tarihinde, Sparkcaster tarafından güncellenmiştir ]

[Spidee]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/AAAA

AAAAHAHHAHAH

[KenshinHimura]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Rurouni_Kenshin

Ahahha Buda İyiymiş!

said:

Just use a god damn sword and finish these fools off and leave that frakking Sakaboto at home bitch!”

~ Logical person on The whole Kenshin series

[Cthulhu]

cthulhu

said:

Sadly, these days poor Cthulhu has fallen on hard times. He now makes his living appearing in various series such as Digimon, Monty Pythons Flying Circus, and Call for Help

[Daesu]

çok bombaya dolaş dolaş bitmiyor saglam geyik cevirmişler

[Eraqrest]

lost'a "monkey island'a düşen bi grup insanın hede höde" diye girmişler arkadaşım, bu kadar da olmaz ki, fanatikleri başınıza yıkar o server'ı!

demek isterdim ama allah, jesus, god, islam falan derken film kopuyor zaten =)

[Qui]

said:

DOCTOR: The sooner you come to terms with this the quicker you will understand the concept of "the rectal exam" as well as other painful medical procedures. You really don't think we know how much it hurts? We've gone to school longer than you've been alive, you schmuck, of course we know it hurts. Thats why we do it.

hahah :D

[fede]

kendini bilmez bi grup asi gönüllü genç hede hödö fede

[arcane]

"Shish-kebab!" ~ Vlad 'The Impaler'

[Necro]

12% Yezidi haha bu güzel olmuş :D

[Eternalus]

güzeeel! herşeyle dalga geçilmiş tarafsız bi şekilde. hatta sözde ermeni soykırımına baktım onla bile dalga geçmişler. demek ki bu adamlar harbiden geyik

[aktiftablet]

Oscar Wilde quoteları müthiş..

[Masticore]

ne adamlar ya bununlami uğraşmışlar :D

[Kojiroh]

En güzeli AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA sayfası. Gözümden yaşlar geldi gülmekten

[Fly]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Nihilism
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Steve_Ballmer

bunlar da var :)

[Apache]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Recep_Tayyip_Erdogan

Recep Tayyip and his party (AK Parti), first failing on a career as a Psychedelic Rock band, later pursued a life of chastity and politics.


ahahah

[ Mesaj 16 Nisan 2007, Pazartesi - 21:23 tarihinde, Apache tarafından güncellenmiştir ]

[Eternalus]

sovyetler geyiği süper. ki o da şurdan çıkmış, 'sovyetlerde herşey amerikanın tam tersidir' amerikada sen gazete okursun, sovyet rusyasında gazete SENİ okur :D ve tayyip versiyonu

In Soviet Turkey, RTE takes his mother and leaves!