FML - Fuck my life.

[Eralp]

Tabi arada sallamalar olabilir de bu konudan okuduğum kadarıyla gayet gerçekçi olanlar var yani :D . Milletin o kadar kasıcağını zannetmiyorum.

[Kaede]

said:

Today, while biking I got into a major crash with two cars. The cars were parked. FML

ahahah bizim Burak lan bu

[reyou]

neden hepsi today diye basliyo bunlarin default olarakmi geliyo.

[aquila]

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ buna da bakin.

[loblob]

belki daha once yazilmistir ama super bir site

[Brigand]

said:

Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth.

[toggie]

itiraf.com

[fede]

aklımıikeyim.com

[social butterfly]

Brigand said:

said:

he violently sneezed in my open mouth.

ayrılık sebebi

[naraso]

said:

Today, I just let out all my feeling for a woman that I have loved for 22 years. When I finished she said "You're so funny" and walked away. FML

bu doğruysa adam yuh diyorum başka bişey demiyorum. 22 yıl:o

[bya]

(240): We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer

fyl

[proggorp]

hoplayanmandada mı açılmıştı bu nerden hatırlıyorum ben?

[Cthulhu]

17 mayısta burda açılmış işte

[balon]

bu formatta insanların dertlerini böyle kafalarına göre anlatabileceği falan bir formatla bir şey düşünmüştük aslında, sktiret.com adresi olacaktı falan ama askıya almıştık . 3 sene önceydi.

[PrudenT]

said:

Today, I took a box of Halloween decorations down from the attic. Inside, were a bunch of fake spiders. I emptied the box onto the floor and the "fake" spiders crawled all over the living room in opposite directions. FML

[Cthulhu]

aklimisikeyim.com vardı sanırsam

[Kane&Lynch]

said:

Today, my brother ran to me with a huge pink vibrator. I turn to look at it in shock because it isn't mine. As soon as I snatch it away from him, my mom runs in the room yelling "What are you doing with that?!" Turns out, my mom sells sex toys. FML

[proggorp]

CthuLhu said:

17 mayısta burda açılmış işte

daha önceden hatırlıyorum gibi geldi ondan manda mı dedim.

[Eternalus]

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

son cümle beni benden aldı :D

[Masquerade]

said:

Today, I went to the military base to save $10 on a haircut. On the way out the gate, the glare of the sun blocked my view of a star barrier. Instead of saving $10 on a haircut I now owe a $500 deductible to fix my car. FML

[Laorx]

her ülkede asker berberler ucuz demekki lol

[mono]

Eternalus said:

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

son cümle beni benden aldı :D

az once okudum bunu sitesinde..son cümle cidden bitirici olmus..5snlik o caresiz an kafamda canlandi..anam anamm..

[aente]

i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section


ahahahaa

[Bunneh]

şu sonuncusu harika ahhaha

[NoTwisT]

aente said:

i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section


ahahahaa

Imzalik olmus bu, hatta oldu bile.