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[Xenocide]

mf diyo lan adamlar asjkhjsjhdf madafaka


-M? F?

-fucker.

-...

[cemad]

You: hey! us?
Stranger: hi
You: where are you from
Stranger: how r u
You: not great
You: u?
Stranger: i am chinese
You: just got out of the jail
You: this page was open on the internet cafe I came trying to figure it out
Stranger: really? what have you done?
You: I stole couple of breads 6 years ago
Stranger: for that, u fell into jail?
You: yes
You: I'm lucky it was just that
Stranger: oh, my god~
Stranger: then u know, since u get out of jail, ur life will be bright
You: in my country it is possible to get my hand chopped of because of stealing something
You: yes I hope so
Stranger: what ur age?
You: this time I'm going to steal something more expensive
You: they trained me for it in the jail
Stranger: what?
Stranger: hey man, pls stop!
You: I cant
You: its an addiction
Stranger: why? go and find a job, then u can begin ur brand new life
You: would you like to help me on this one?
You: This is my job!
Stranger: oh, my god~what u doing!
Stranger: the police made u be a thief?
You: nooo police are idiots. my friends in the jail trained me for this
You: it is my destiny
You: are you with me?
You: tell me you approve me
Stranger: i am not in ur country, so how can i be with u?
You: spritiually
Stranger: hey man, u gotta have a legal job. do u have family?


baydım bıraktım asdfasf

[kazýmkarabekir]

progamer said:

Stranger: Hi
You: hello
Stranger: ASL?
You: you chineese?
You: pls dont be chineese
Stranger: no.
Stranger: English
You: oh
You: at last
Stranger: :P
You: someone ther than chineese
Stranger: I've been getting a hundred thousand Turkish people.
You: lol yeah them and chineese are infested the site
You: im from germany by the way
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Male?
You: nope
Stranger: Female or Martian then. Both good. :P
You: martian
You: but shhhh
You: you cant tell our secret to the world
Stranger: I'll try to keep it down
Stranger: I'm an 18 year old female Earthling.
Stranger: Just don't try and probe me like aliens do in the dreams of rednecks. :P
You: thats just a lie
You: we use more advanced methods :D
Stranger: Like?
You: you'll see soon
Stranger: Oh, no. What kinds of experiments are you going to do to me?
You: havent you watched war of the worlds
You: use your imagination
Stranger: no. I've only heard the musical.
You: you should watch it
You: see it as a training video about
You: what to do after we attack
You: we wont kill you all you know
Stranger: Sneeze often
You: we need some slaves
You: lol
Stranger: And what are the slaves going to do?
You: they are going to do what slaves do normally
You: you knoe
You: w
You: cleaning space ships
You: preapearing our meales
You: simple things
Stranger: Ohh. *sulks* That's the boring kind of slave. :P



ehehehehe
güzel siteymiş

devamını koy ya

[Nosfe]

Çok önemli bir gerçeği açıklıyorum; 7-8 satırdan sonrasını kimse okumuyor. Zahmet etmeyin.

[Magnum]

Stranger: are you from turkey?
You: so this is christmas
You: lol, why?
Stranger: a lot of fucking turks in here
You: i c
You: not lot of
Stranger: yeah, where you from mate?
You: tons of
You: Turkey
Stranger: fuck you mom

[Saeros]

Nosfe said:

Çok önemli bir gerçeği açıklıyorum; 7-8 satırdan sonrasını kimse okumuyor. Zahmet etmeyin.

ben okuyorum
git şimdi çıplak ayakla toprağa bas.

[Stifler]

Dennis said:

of çok sardı ya

You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: united states?
You: no
You: ıraq
You: u?
Stranger: us
You: interesting
Stranger: what do you mean iraq
Stranger: thats bullshit
You: let me ask you something
You: what the hell are you people looking for in our country?
Stranger: ask
Stranger: why the hell do you assume a 19 year old college student has anything to do at all with stupid presidents starting stupid wars
You: good answer
You: you won
You: wars are stupid, meaningless
You: and i'm not even from ıraq, i'm just bullshiting you
Stranger: yeah no shit
Stranger: where are you from
You: vietnam
You: and let me ask you something
Stranger: hahahaha
You: what the hell were you people looking for in our country?
Stranger: that weed

AAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

[Nosfe]

Saeros said:

Nosfe said:

Çok önemli bir gerçeği açıklıyorum; 7-8 satırdan sonrasını kimse okumuyor. Zahmet etmeyin.

ben okuyorum
git şimdi çıplak ayakla toprağa bas.

Kendininkileri mecbur okuyorsun onlar sayılmaz.

[Tripling]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: male
Stranger: siktir git o zaman
You: ok
You: jale de jale üf ne jale
Stranger: jale
Stranger: hocam türk müsün?
You: nope
You: im not a turk
You: this is a spanish song
Stranger: i dont know that song
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Saeros]

Nosfe said:

Kendininkileri mecbur okuyorsun onlar sayılmaz.

sal biraz sen, önerimi düşün taşın

[Nosfe]

Saeros said:

Nosfe said:

Kendininkileri mecbur okuyorsun onlar sayılmaz.

sal biraz sen, önerimi düşün taşın

lan tamam izin verdim istediğin uzunlukta yaz amma hırs yaptın

[Masteis]

You: yo
Stranger: yo
You: yoyo
Stranger: kop
Stranger: kop
Stranger: kop
You: hobba
You: oturmaya mı geldik
Stranger: yandan
You: allaahh..
Stranger: kiviiiir
Stranger: kalk kizz
Stranger: kalk
You: aman geceler bitmesin
Stranger: sabaaa kadar
You: abbouuuv
Stranger: dans
You: vur çalkala oyna
You: obbarey
Stranger: hadi yavruuum
Stranger: oh oh

[dasaaa]

şu gerçeği yüzüme şırak diye çarpmış olaydır.. sade şırak diye çarpmış olsa iyi. KABOOOM, BADANALAK ve GÜMBELENET! diye de yüzüme vurmuştur.

normal, sıradan, gündelik hayatın içinden, basit bi diyalog kuramıyorum.. basit bi diyalog dahi kuramıyorum!

saçmaladığım vakit yine bişiler çıkıyor ama kalanında ı-ıh.. bariz ölü gibi.. berbat, tad yok.. zevksiz bişi işte.

bayağı cansız.

zaten uzun zamandır sokaktaki sıradan 2adamın yanında falan konuşmalarda bariz 3rd wheel olduğumu hissediyordum. bunu globale taşımış oldum.

böhü

[progamer]

Stranger: what?
You: what what
Stranger: in the but

[Letsgetthesunshine]

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: guy?
You: yep
You: u
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: are u gay or bi?
You: haha
You: i m bi
You: u ?
Stranger: me too
Stranger: how old are you?
You: ohh thats great
Stranger: im bi
Stranger: how old?
You: i m 19 years old
Stranger: im 18
Stranger: where are you from?
You: i m from us
You: u ?
Stranger: im from usa too
Stranger: haha
Stranger: colorado
Stranger: u have any pics?
You: wait a second
You: i m looking
Stranger: nude?
You: noo of course not
You: do u have
Stranger: oh..
Stranger: damn
Stranger: i do
Stranger: but i only trade nudes...
You: can you send one of this ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: if i send u one, will u send me a nude one?
You: in pictures
You: uhmm ok
You: by the way
You: i have 22 cm and big one
You: u
Stranger: yeah?
You: ?
Stranger: mines 7 inch
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so u have a nude right?
You: oh that sounds like to me
Stranger: resim ama sansürledik isteyene pm atılır :D
Stranger: ur turn.
You: are u wanne date
Stranger: ?
Stranger: do u have a picture of ur dick?
You: ok i m sending
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ...
Stranger: do u have one?
You: i try to make
You: i havent
You: but i m taking
Stranger: ok
Stranger: quick
You: by the way do u wanna be a date ?
Stranger: no...
Stranger: how could i be
Stranger: ?
You: why ?
You: by the way thx the pic
You: i m not bi
Stranger: your welcome
You: haha
Stranger: just sendone back
You: lmao
You: nah
Stranger: fuck u

[Stifler]

cencorship.
haha vay hayvan ya direk koymuştu resmi sdsfsdadff karşımda bi anda görünce şok oldum lan ahhdshfhsdhafasdahdasj

[Letsgetthesunshine]

Fenaydı evet bende ole bi an noluyo dedim ama adam fake atmamış. Resim için de tekrardan sory Griz

[Letsgetthesunshine]

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: h are u
Stranger: fine.
Stranger: you a boy or a girl?
You: boy
You: u
Stranger: girl. :)
Stranger: where you from?
You: i m from vanilla islands
You: u
Stranger: Netherlands
Stranger: vanilla islans, mmm, must be warm
You: yeah pretty much
You: how old are u
Stranger: 18
Stranger: u?
You: 22
You: what is your name
Stranger: oh nice..
Stranger: anna
You: my name is oz
Stranger: cool, so what do you want to do with me oz?
Stranger: ;)
You: whatever you like
Stranger: mmmm, dunno. you're the guy!
You: so ?
You: perhaps i will follow u. what u think about it
Stranger: nah! :d


nie yaa niesfsddf

[Letsgetthesunshine]

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: how are u
Stranger: fine
Stranger: just school
Stranger: u?
You: it s boring
You: fine too
You: how old are u
Stranger: where are you from
Stranger: 17
You: i m from vanilla islands
You: u
Stranger: istanbul turkey
You: oh turkey
You: i see in the advertisement
You: seems to be good city
Stranger: yep
Stranger: istanbul is a very good city
You: i want come here someday
You: by the way what is your name
Stranger: cem
Stranger: u?
You: Cem sütünü iç yat uyu
Stranger: oha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[c3m]

Sizi temin ederim o ben değilim

[Fortuna]

You: HI
Stranger: HI
You: YO IDIOT, LOOK WHO TYPED HI FIRST!
You: I WON
You: LOOOOOOSER
Stranger: you just lost the game
You: you only can say so
You: but u know ur a loser, I won this one
You: IN YOUR FACE, SUCK IT BIATCH
Stranger: no, you lost THE GAME
Stranger: noob
Stranger: go an hero
You: I play no games with u, nerd
Stranger: well, then your retarded, apparently you do
Stranger: and you don't play well
You: what the game are u talkin' about? HUH?
Stranger: I'm talking about THE GAME, honkey mofo
You: I think u lost ur mind cuz realty hit u in the face so hard
Stranger: No, just trust
Stranger: its The Game
Stranger: here, this site explains it
Stranger: http://infoslash.net
You: K GOT U THIS IS JUST A STUPID "BITEFIGHT" KINDA THING RIGHT?
You: ım not gonna go to there
Stranger: well, then you'll never know
Stranger: and you'll never realize your full potential
You: ım so sad i will die of cruosity.
Stranger: and somewhere, deep in the corner of your mind
Stranger: you will always wonder
Stranger: but you will never be able to remember the name of the site
Stranger: and it will eat away at you
You: ur right
Stranger: day after day
You: I wont be able to remember the name of the site
You: cuz its not important
You: u mind game playing evil mastermind
Stranger: if you don't go today, you never will, and a part of you will die inside
You: sorry dude
You: u got that part living
You: and look where it bring u to
Stranger: ?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: the same place as you?
You: nope, Im talking about the fact that I WON AT THE START
Stranger: and you LOST THE GAME
You: so that makes u LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER
You: LOSER
You: LSR
You: LOSR
You: LSER
Stranger: FAG
You: SORRY I RUINED UR DAY
Stranger: YOU DIDN"T
You: now u will eat urself
You: thinking about
You: what if the Stranger is right?
Stranger: AS ONE OF THE MOST RETARDED PEOPLE MET, YOU WILL BE GOING ON THE GROUP TROLL BLOG
You: ur gonna die while crawling
You: asking for momma
Stranger: no, I'm gonna go out in a bang, crashing into the empire states building
Stranger: for the glory of Allah
You: naa man god probably wont like losers like u
You: so u will probably end up in hell
Stranger: well, if so, I'll see you there
You: Well i will go there to sightseeing
You: u know tourstic stuff
You: to see if ur burning well
You: I will toss a coal at the palce heating u
Stranger: well, I'll do what I can to take you with me
You: and make a wish
You: I will wish that "I hope this guy can burn more!!"
You: well, this is your outlined destiny.
-Bu arada adam c/p yaptı soi soi diye baya uzun onu yapıştırmıyorum.
You: See u at hell, when I will go to sightsee it.
Stranger: well, tell that to the virus
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Skyfire]

bende değilim

[Letsgetthesunshine]

Hangi CEM di lan itiraf edin!!!!11!!!11

[c3m]

Kalkıp biri 'sivilcem' derse öldürrüm dayaktan

[Dartanian]

SöylemiyCEM