sir Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 10, 2007 Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 10, 2007 arkadaşlar bi site vardı, filmleri ve kitapları inanılmaz kısa özetliyodu. iki üç cümle falan, baya da komik bişeydi, ismini hatırlayan var mı? sanırım burda raslamıştım ama aramaya inanmama rağmen bulamadım :( örnek; Mortal Kombat: Liu Kang: Left+Down+Left+Punch Shang Tsung: Back+Forward+Back+Kick THE END
Phlox Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 10, 2007 Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 10, 2007 http://www.rinkworks.com/movieaminute/
Diablo Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 10, 2007 Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 10, 2007 6. his çok iyimiş :) Haley Joel Osment: I see dead people. Bruce Willis : Try talking to them. Haley Joel Osment: It worked. the end
elesso Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 10, 2007 Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 10, 2007 [spo]You've Got Mail Directed by Nora Ephron 1998 Ultra-Condensed by Michael Powers -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan fall in LOVE, and it is HEARTWARMING.) America Online Please note how our program was used in this movie. THE END[/spo]
Lidriel Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 10, 2007 Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 10, 2007 Batman and Robin Arnold Schwarzenegger Ice to meet you. Producers We may have created the worst movie in history. THE END yere düştüm be
BaaL Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 10, 2007 Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 10, 2007 ahhahaha [spo] Reservoir Dogs Michael Madsen Who's the rat? (shoots a cop) Harvey Keitel I didn't do it. (shoots Lawrence Tierney) Tim Roth Don't look at me. (shoots Michael Madsen) (Everybody else shoots each other.) THE END[/spo]
sir Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 10, 2007 Konuyu açan Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 10, 2007 çok çok teşekkürler arkadaşlar :))
BaaL Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 10, 2007 Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 10, 2007 lets go nedir ya, bittim. [spo]Leonardo DiCaprio Your social class is stuffy. Let's dance with the ship's rats and have fun. Kate Winslet You have captured my heart. Let's run around the ship and giggle. (The ship SINKS.) Leonardo DiCaprio Never let go. Kate Winslet I promise. (lets go) THE END[/spo]
BaaL Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 10, 2007 Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 10, 2007 "Let's teach drillers to be astronauts, on account of drilling is too hard for astronauts to learn. " lol. [spo] Armageddon NASA An asteroid is coming. We are in trouble. Nerd You must blow it up from the inside. Probably. NASA Let's teach drillers to be astronauts, on account of drilling is too hard for astronauts to learn. Bruce Willis Instead for a ninjillion dollars, we will only do it if we don't have to pay taxes anymore, because audiences can relate to that. Audience I can relate to that. Therefore, I love it. THE END[/spo]
fir3blad3 Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 10, 2007 Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 10, 2007 Burayada bir bakın kitaplarla alakalı
ShadowFury Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 10, 2007 Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 10, 2007 Ahahahah süper Return Of The Jedi [spo] Darth Vader Luke, come to the dark side. Luke No. Darth Vader Your goodness has redeemed me. Die, emperor scum. THE END[/spo]
Eternalus Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 10, 2007 Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 10, 2007 rocky ye gel [spo] Rocky Series (Rocky LOSES a fight, and an injury prevents him from ever fighting again. Then Rocky WINS a fight, and an injury prevents him from ever fighting again. Then Rocky LOSES a fight. Then Rocky WINS a fight. Then Rocky WINS a fight, and an injury prevents him from ever fighting again. Then Rocky beats up some kids on the street.) THE END[/spo]
ginaly Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 10, 2007 Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 10, 2007 TopGun Tom Cruise I am handsome and cool. Val Kilmer No, I am handsome and cool. (They get all moody with each other.) Tom Cruise I almost got you killed, so now we're friends. Val Kilmer Yes. I like you. THE END bu ne laaayn
MeSh Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 11, 2007 Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 11, 2007 ABİ uahuahuaha [spo]A Clockwork Orange Directed by Stanley Kubrick 1971 Malcolm McDowell I was having a right horrorshow time of it, O my brothers, crasting and drasting with my droogies all the nochy, viddying the vino flow. Then, those glooby bratchny millicents loveted me and hurled me in the plenny like a common prestoopnik. That vonny plenny wasn't for me, so I let some doctor vecks filly with my mozg to fix me up right skorry. Then I ittied on home like a good malckickiwick, but I couldn't slooshy my lovely Ludwig anymore without getting bolnoy. It was oozhassny, so I jumped out the okno. I've had rather a change of heart, and thinking of getting a zheena like a proper chelloveck, and all that cal. Audience EH?? THE END[/spo] [ Mesaj 11 Eylül 2007, Salı - 13:26 tarihinde, MeSh tarafından güncellenmiştir ]
Mirage Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 11, 2007 Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 11, 2007 When Harry Met Sally.. [spo]Sally I hate you. Harry That's your problem. Sally I think I love you. Harry I might love you. Sally I hate you. Harry Please don't. Sally I love you. Harry I love you too.[/spo]
Baluu Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 11, 2007 Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 11, 2007 Pretty Woman Julia Roberts I'm a hooker, but I don't kiss on the lips. Richard Gere I have a lot of money. Julia Roberts (smooch) THE END
Osso Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 11, 2007 Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 11, 2007 Face/Off [spo] Nicolas Cage Being John Travolta Raaah, wooo, bluuuh. John Travolta Being Nicolas Cage Wahh. (71,928,033 bullets later, everything is FIXED.) THE END[/spo]
Masticore Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 11, 2007 Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 11, 2007 Jaws [spo]Roy Scheider: There's a big shark in the water. Close the beaches. Murray Hamilton No way. Your evidence is inconclusive. Clean the dead people off the beach to make room for the tourists. (Some SCARY MUSIC rings out, and a BIG FAT GUY gets EATEN.) Robert Shaw: I'm tough and grim. (shark eats him) Roy Scheider and Richard Dreyfuss: Take that. (shark dies) THE END[/spo]
Asteroth Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 11, 2007 Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 11, 2007 Ahahah çok iyiymiş bu site. [spo]Analyze This Robert De Niro CRIES, and it is FUNNY. THE END[/spo]
Asteroth Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 11, 2007 Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 11, 2007 Ahahahahah [spo] Speed Dennis Hopper I will blow up the elevator. Keanu Reeves Oh no. Not the elevator. (saves elevator) Dennis Hopper I will blow up the bus. Keanu Reeves Oh no. Not the bus. (saves bus) Dennis Hopper I will blow up the subway. Keanu Reeves Oh no. Not the subway. (saves subway) THE END[/spo]
MadOrca Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 11, 2007 Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 11, 2007 Daylight Directed by Rob Cohen 1996 [spo] Ethnically Diverse People We're trapped in a tunnel. Save us, Sylvester Stallone. Sylvester Stallone Grunt. (He saves them.) Ethnically Diverse People We never thought we'd see "daylight" again. Audience (leaving the theater) Neither did we. THE END[/spo] Die Hard Directed by John McTiernan 1988 [spo] Alan Rickman Har har har. Bruce Willis Grunt sigh moan grunt holler yell sigh wince groan cringe grunt. (A chair BLOWS UP. Then the elevator BLOWS UP. Then a room BLOWS UP. Then the building BLOWS UP. Then the entire universe BLOWS UP. But the badguy STILL ISN'T DEAD YET. Then the badguy dies.) THE END[/spo] The Empire Strikes Back Directed by Irvin Kershner 1980 [spo] Luke I have to go to Dagobah. Yoda You have to use the force. Luke I have to go to Cloud City. Darth Vader You have to go to the dark side. Luke No I don't. Darth Vader I'm your father. Luke No you're not. Darth Vader Fine, I'll cut off your hand. THE END[/spo] The GodfatherDirected by Francis Ford Coppola 1972 [spo]Marlon Brando Those who cross the family must be punished. (almost dies) (dies) Al Pacino I'll run the family business straight now, after I kill all these people. THE END[/spo] [ Mesaj 11 Eylül 2007, Salı - 23:05 tarihinde, MadOrca tarafından güncellenmiştir ]
Black-ice Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 11, 2007 Mesaj tarihi: Eylül 11, 2007 Doom [spo]Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson iddqd THE END[/spo]
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