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[sir]

arkadaşlar bi site vardı, filmleri ve kitapları inanılmaz kısa özetliyodu. iki üç cümle falan, baya da komik bişeydi, ismini hatırlayan var mı? sanırım burda raslamıştım ama aramaya inanmama rağmen bulamadım :(

örnek;

Mortal Kombat:

Liu Kang: Left+Down+Left+Punch
Shang Tsung: Back+Forward+Back+Kick

THE END

[Phlox]

http://www.rinkworks.com/movieaminute/

[Diablo]

6. his çok iyimiş :)


Haley Joel Osment: I see dead people.

Bruce Willis : Try talking to them.

Haley Joel Osment: It worked.


the end

[elesso]

[spo]You've Got Mail
Directed by Nora Ephron
1998
Ultra-Condensed by Michael Powers

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------





(Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan fall in LOVE, and it is HEARTWARMING.)

America Online
Please note how our program was used in this movie.




THE END[/spo]

[Lidriel]

Batman and Robin

Arnold Schwarzenegger
Ice to meet you.
Producers
We may have created the worst movie in history.




THE END

yere düştüm be

[BaaL]

ahhahaha
[spo] Reservoir Dogs

Michael Madsen
Who's the rat? (shoots a cop)
Harvey Keitel
I didn't do it. (shoots Lawrence Tierney)
Tim Roth
Don't look at me. (shoots Michael Madsen)
(Everybody else shoots each other.)




THE END[/spo]

[sir]

çok çok teşekkürler arkadaşlar :))

[BaaL]

lets go nedir ya, bittim.

[spo]Leonardo DiCaprio
Your social class is stuffy. Let's dance with the ship's rats and have fun.
Kate Winslet
You have captured my heart. Let's run around the ship and giggle.
(The ship SINKS.)

Leonardo DiCaprio
Never let go.
Kate Winslet
I promise. (lets go)




THE END[/spo]

[BaaL]

"Let's teach drillers to be astronauts, on account of drilling is too hard for astronauts to learn. " lol.
[spo]
Armageddon

NASA
An asteroid is coming. We are in trouble.
Nerd
You must blow it up from the inside. Probably.
NASA
Let's teach drillers to be astronauts, on account of drilling is too hard for astronauts to learn.
Bruce Willis
Instead for a ninjillion dollars, we will only do it if we don't have to pay taxes anymore, because audiences can relate to that.
Audience
I can relate to that. Therefore, I love it.




THE END[/spo]

[fir3blad3]

Burayada bir bakın kitaplarla alakalı

[ShadowFury]

Ahahahah süper

Return Of The Jedi
[spo]
Darth Vader
Luke, come to the dark side.

Luke
No.

Darth Vader
Your goodness has redeemed me. Die, emperor scum.

THE END[/spo]

[Laorx]

offf batman and robin ölüyodum.

[Eternalus]

rocky ye gel
[spo]
Rocky Series

(Rocky LOSES a fight, and an injury prevents him from ever fighting again. Then Rocky WINS a fight, and an injury prevents him from ever fighting again. Then Rocky LOSES a fight. Then Rocky WINS a fight. Then Rocky WINS a fight, and an injury prevents him from ever fighting again. Then Rocky beats up some kids on the street.)

THE END[/spo]

[ginaly]

TopGun

Tom Cruise

I am handsome and cool.

Val Kilmer

No, I am handsome and cool.

(They get all moody with each other.)

Tom Cruise

I almost got you killed, so now we're friends.

Val Kilmer

Yes. I like you.



THE END


bu ne laaayn

[MeSh]

ABİ uahuahuaha

[spo]A Clockwork Orange
Directed by Stanley Kubrick
1971


Malcolm McDowell
I was having a right horrorshow time of it, O my brothers, crasting and drasting with my droogies all the nochy, viddying the vino flow. Then, those glooby bratchny millicents loveted me and hurled me in the plenny like a common prestoopnik. That vonny plenny wasn't for me, so I let some doctor vecks filly with my mozg to fix me up right skorry. Then I ittied on home like a good malckickiwick, but I couldn't slooshy my lovely Ludwig anymore without getting bolnoy. It was oozhassny, so I jumped out the okno. I've had rather a change of heart, and thinking of getting a zheena like a proper chelloveck, and all that cal.

Audience

EH??


THE END[/spo]

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[Mirage]

When Harry Met Sally..

[spo]Sally

I hate you.

Harry

That's your problem.

Sally

I think I love you.

Harry

I might love you.

Sally

I hate you.

Harry

Please don't.

Sally

I love you.

Harry

I love you too.[/spo]

[Baluu]

Pretty Woman

Julia Roberts
I'm a hooker, but I don't kiss on the lips.
Richard Gere
I have a lot of money.
Julia Roberts
(smooch)
THE END

[Osso]

Face/Off

[spo]
Nicolas Cage Being John Travolta

Raaah, wooo, bluuuh.

John Travolta Being Nicolas Cage

Wahh.

(71,928,033 bullets later, everything is FIXED.)



THE END[/spo]

[Masticore]

Jaws
[spo]Roy Scheider:

There's a big shark in the water. Close the beaches.
Murray Hamilton

No way. Your evidence is inconclusive. Clean the dead people off the beach to make room for the tourists.
(Some SCARY MUSIC rings out, and a BIG FAT GUY gets EATEN.)

Robert Shaw:
I'm tough and grim. (shark eats him)

Roy Scheider and Richard Dreyfuss:
Take that. (shark dies)


THE END[/spo]

[Asteroth]

Ahahah çok iyiymiş bu site.

[spo]Analyze This

Robert De Niro CRIES, and it is FUNNY.

THE END[/spo]

[Asteroth]

Ahahahahah

[spo]

Speed

Dennis Hopper
I will blow up the elevator.

Keanu Reeves
Oh no. Not the elevator. (saves elevator)

Dennis Hopper
I will blow up the bus.

Keanu Reeves
Oh no. Not the bus. (saves bus)

Dennis Hopper
I will blow up the subway.

Keanu Reeves
Oh no. Not the subway. (saves subway)


THE END[/spo]

[MadOrca]

Daylight
Directed by Rob Cohen
1996

[spo]
Ethnically Diverse People
We're trapped in a tunnel. Save us, Sylvester Stallone.

Sylvester Stallone
Grunt.
(He saves them.)

Ethnically Diverse People
We never thought we'd see "daylight" again.

Audience
(leaving the theater) Neither did we.



THE END[/spo]


Die Hard
Directed by John McTiernan
1988

[spo]
Alan Rickman
Har har har.

Bruce Willis
Grunt sigh moan grunt holler yell sigh wince groan cringe grunt.

(A chair BLOWS UP. Then the elevator BLOWS UP. Then a room BLOWS UP. Then the building BLOWS UP. Then the entire universe BLOWS UP. But the badguy STILL ISN'T DEAD YET. Then the badguy dies.)



THE END[/spo]


The Empire Strikes Back
Directed by Irvin Kershner
1980

[spo]
Luke
I have to go to Dagobah.

Yoda
You have to use the force.

Luke
I have to go to Cloud City.

Darth Vader
You have to go to the dark side.

Luke
No I don't.

Darth Vader
I'm your father.

Luke
No you're not.

Darth Vader
Fine, I'll cut off your hand.



THE END[/spo]


The GodfatherDirected by Francis Ford Coppola
1972

[spo]Marlon Brando
Those who cross the family must be punished. (almost dies) (dies)

Al Pacino
I'll run the family business straight now, after I kill all these people.



THE END[/spo]

[ Mesaj 11 Eylül 2007, Salı - 23:05 tarihinde, MadOrca tarafından güncellenmiştir ]

[Black-ice]

Doom

[spo]Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

iddqd



THE END[/spo]

[MADBOY]

Doom fenaymış. :)

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