Lotr first movie + UO leet style

[Bone]

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şöyle bir metin buldum, sizle paylaşmak istedi canım:
(edit: * ! işaretlerini düzelttim)

[At Bilbo's 111th Birthday]
Merry: "Omg, I pwn"
Pippin: "Sif, I pwn"
**Rocket goes off
Gandalf: "Pwned!"


Bilbo: "This = shiz, bai foos"
Bilbo has left the server
Frodo: "*** !?"


[later, in Bag End]
Gandalf: "Give teh ringz0r to Frodo"
Bilbo: "Sif! It r precious!"
Gandalf: "STFU NOOB!!!"
Bilbo: "ok"
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Bilbo has been kicked from The Shire


**Later
Gandalf: "Show me teh ring, foo!"
**Gandalf rides out, does some research, comes back
Gandalf: "OMGZ, it R teh ring!"
Frodo: "***?"
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Frodo has been kicked from The Shire
Sam has been kicked from The Shire


[At Isengard]
Gandalf: "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!"
Saruman: "Foo! U R teh noob!"
Gandalf: "***?!"
Saruman: "Sauron pwns joo!"
Gandalf: "Sif, I R leet"
**Sarumon beats the **** out of Gandalf
Saruman: "Pwned!"


[on the road to Bree]
Merry: "look foos, shrooms!"
Pippin: "Woot! Shrooms!"
Frodo: "Ph34r!"
Sam: "Shrooms!"
Frodo: "PH34R!1!1"
**black rider stops, sniffs, goes past
Frodo: "OMG, packetloss!"


[Bree, in the Inn of the Prancing Pony]
**Frodo is drinking and dancing on a table, then slips
Frodo has left the server
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "OMGz, dc'd"
Aragorn: "OMG, noobz"


[at Weathertop]
Merry: "Mmm, shrooms!"
**MERRY IS BROADCASTING HIS IP ADDRESS!!!
Frodo: "Foos! Ph34r teh haxorz"


**the black riders attack
Merry: "OMG!!!"
Sam: "O.M.G!!!11"
Pippin: "***"
Frodo has left the server
**head nazgul stabs Frodo's ghost
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "***... hax!"
**Aragorn lraps into the fray with a flaming brand
Aragorn: "PH34r!!!!!!"
Merry: "LOLOL flamed! "


[on the road to Rivendell]
Aragorn: "ZOMG!Arwen!"
**Arwen rides up
Aragorn: "A/S/L? Wanna net secks?"
Arwen: "Sif! *** is up with Frodo?"
Sam: "teh leet Hax0r "
Arwen: "Firewall?"


**Arwen rides off with Frodo, the nazgul give chase. Arwen crosses the ford at Rivendell.
Arwen: "PH34R!! My dad pwns urs!"
**nazgul start to cross
Arwen: "LOLOLOLO noobs!!1!"
**the ford rises up and washes the nazgul away
Warning: Connection Problems Detected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
Arwen: "Pwnt"


[at the Council of Elrond]
Gimli: "dwarves pwn!"
Legolas: "Sif, Elves pwn!"
Boromir: "OLOLOL noobs, men pwn!"
Elrond: "STFU tards!!1!"
**Frodo puts the ring on the plinth
Gimili: "Sif ring pwns all!"
**Gimli swings his axe at it, which shatters
Elrond: "**sigh, noob"


[Frodo meets up with Bilbo]
Bilbo: "OLOL, me = 10th level thief!"
Frodo: "OMG, u r teh pwn!"
Bilbo: "Do u still have teh ringz0r?"
**Frodo shows Bilbo the One Ring
Bilbo: "OMG u tard, I want to TK you!"
Frodo: "sif!"
Bilbo: "ph34r my mithril"



**Gandalf leads the fellowship through the mountains
Legolas: "ZOMG, leet gfx!"
Gimli: "I R dropping frames! FFS"
**There's an avalanche which threatens to knock them off the shelf
Gimli: "Gandalf, teh draw distance is too far!1!!1"
Gandalf: "**Sigh. Moria?"
Gimli votes to change map to Moria
Votes 4 of 4 required
Legolas: "lolol Gimli, time to upgrade!"



Gandalf: "FFS, its too hard! Anyone got a walkthrough?"
**The gates of Mordor open, but the Guardian attacks!
Frodo: "OMG! ph34r!"
Boromir: "GL HF"
Aragorn [broadsword] guardian
Legolas [arrow] guardian
Gandalf: "gg"



Gimli: "OMG!!!! PWNED!"


**After travelling some time in the dark the Fellowship come to a chamber with a large well
Gandalf: "teh bookz0r has some clues!"
**Merry knocks a skeleton in armour down the well
Gandalf: "OMG! noob!"
Merry: "d'oh"
**The fellowship hears the ork drums
Boromir: "***?"
Aragorn: "***?"
Frodo: "..."
Gandalf: "Oh ffs >.<"
**the fellowhip shores up the doors as the orks come
Boromir: "TEAMS FFS!"
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Boromir [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
ork: "OMG! h4x!"
Gimli: "pwned"!
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas: "lol!!"
Boromir [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Gimli: "Foos!" Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: "ffs, wallhax!"
**The cavetroll enters the chambers destroying the doors
Gandalf: "Oh ffs!"
Boromir: "Omg, its teh boss!"
Aragorn: "Sif noob, we're not at teh end yet!"
**Cavetroll slams Boromir and Aragorn out of the way, and then skewers Frodo
Sam: "OMG!"
Gandalf: "OMG!"
Aragorn: "omg, pwn!"

[Halfmumi]

Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: "AIMBOT!"
ork: "turn it off!"


Boromir: "Damn lag!"

[on the road to Rivendell]
Aragorn: "ZOMG!Arwen!"
**Arwen rides up
Aragorn: "A/S/L? Wanna net secks?"
Arwen: "Sif! *** is up with Frodo?"
Sam: "teh leet Hax0r "
Arwen: "Firewall?"



[later, in Bag End]
Gandalf: "Give teh ringz0r to Frodo"
Bilbo: "Sif! It r precious!"
Gandalf: "STFU NOOB!!!"
Bilbo: "ok"
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Bilbo has been kicked from The Shire


LOL :lol:[signature][hline]Dream as u never die,live as you can die tomorrow
Always remember;death is only a Begining
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[Coldwind]

eheh muminin belirttikleri güzelmiş :)

aimbot lol! :lol:[signature][hline]Çirkin kadın yoktur, az vodka vardır.
Azmodai, 09 Haziran 2004 20:21 tarihinde demiş ki:
yalakalik yapmak isteyenler ozelime pls

[Cons]

uehauh süpermiş

Gandalf: "JOO SHALL NOT PASS!"
Balrog: "Sif, noob"[signature][hline]kolibali kolibali bandare koli bandare bali bandare

[Black-ice]

**A group of Uruk Hai encounter Boromir
Boromir: "OH FFS, TEAMS!!"
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Boromir: "****ing campers"
**Aragorn comes across the battle
Aragorn: "Boromir joo noob! *** !"
Uruk Hai: "Hah, pwn!"
Aragorn [broadsword] Uruk Hai
Aragorn: "I bring joo teh pwn!"
**Aragorn goes to Boromir
Boromir: "Damn lag!"
Warning: Connection problems detected
Boromir has disconnected
Aragorn: "FFS!"

hahah koptum :-)[signature][hline] allah kahretsin kız çıkma teklifimi reddetti
toka vermedin mi kıza

[Alexi_Septimus]

Hehe ben de düşünüyordum bunu koymayı.
Sonra gitmem gerekti.
Bu Barry Smith bayağı güzel şeyler bulan bir adam.[signature][hline]Feeling fucked up : Being in love.

[StRencher]

[at Weathertop]
Merry: "Mmm, shrooms!"
**MERRY IS BROADCASTING HIS IP ADDRESS!!!
Frodo: "Foos! Ph34r teh haxorz"
huehue çok hoşuma gitti bu :D

bu arada galiba site www.inktank.com, iyice bir bakınmak lazım buraya ama vakit yok didiklemeye; başka böyle yazılar varmı?[signature][hline]
Reality Isn't What You See
Reality Is What You Feel

[Virus]

Süp3rmiş h@ll storiyi anlatmış Jo0
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Bilbo has been kicked from The Shire[signature][hline]Você Cría Os Mundos Que Nós Os destruímos
Virus,SatanixVirus,Satan-Virus,Virus-Satan,Satanix.
Trex DragonSlayerz Paladin of alb/exc
Viru Jan-Tiran BH of the Ecl The solo

[Bone]

said:

StRencher, 02 Temmuz 2004 02:05 tarihinde demiş ki:
bu arada galiba site www.inktank.com, iyice bir bakınmak lazım buraya ama vakit yok didiklemeye; başka böyle yazılar varmı?

evet site o, sitedeki haberler kısmından aldım, ama ayrıca bir çok çizgi roman serisi var
imzamdaki (pc ve comic) linklerindeki arşivleri okuyorum bir haftadır.

"geek" tarzında espriler var, geek değilseniz anlamanız zor olabilir. :-P
"Angst Technology"
"Weak-end Warriors"
bir de "Sorry, We are open" var.
Angst Technology, 2000 yılından beri varmış, serisi çok güzel, espriler de çok güzel.

alexi tavsiye etti ve bağımlısı oldum :-P[signature][hline]pc and comic geek

[Bu mesaj Bonecrusher tarafından 02 Temmuz 2004 02:42 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]

[Llama]

ben anlamadım bısey bune lem boyle[signature][hline]''Bacaklarından akacak oluk oluk Doğmamış milyonlarca çocuklarım"
Teoman'nın Düş Atlı Parçasından Bi Söz....

[Durlag]

Yarıldım ahahahaaha supermiş[signature][hline]..Dirty SancheZz..
Ariakan the YIILLAAANNN..(tss)

[Bone]

said:

Llama, 02 Temmuz 2004 02:42 tarihinde demiş ki:
ben anlamadım bısey bune lem boyle

bilirsin, UO'da "leet" "dude" "n00b" felan konuşan tipler vardır.
işte o tipte bir konuşma, Lotr'ye uyarlansaydı, nasıl olurdu, işte yukardaki olay da bunu anlatıyor..

leet dude noob olayını bilmiyorsan:
http://forum.paticik.com//view.php?id=44311
ve
http://www.imanewbie.com/loband/lo-idx-frameset.shtml
linklerine bakabilirsin.

ah kendimi fıkra'nın açıklamasını yaparmış gibi hissettim :hmm:[signature][hline]pc and comic geek

[Sintisyzer]

uahahuhau yarıldm,
[on the road to Bree]
Merry: "look foos, shrooms!"
Pippin: "Woot! Shrooms!"
Frodo: "Ph34r!"
Sam: "Shrooms!"
Frodo: "PH34R!1!1"
**black rider stops, sniffs, goes past
Frodo: "OMG, packetloss!"[signature][hline]
FANTAMANYAA FANTAMANYAA FANTAMANYAA FANTAMANYA!

[Jester]

ahah süpermiş[signature][hline]Eldarion, FRP-Tr Oyun Editörü
http://www.frp-tr.net
Nobody is invulnerable, but some are unbeatable.

[Saeros]

said:

Bonecrusher, 02 Temmuz 2004 00:48 tarihinde demiş ki:**Arwen rides off with Frodo, the nazgul give chase. Arwen crosses the ford at Rivendell.
Arwen: "PH34R!! My dad pwns urs!"
**nazgul start to cross
Arwen: "LOLOLOLO noobs!!1!"
**the ford rises up and washes the nazgul away
Warning: Connection Problems Detected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
Arwen: "Pwnt"

LOL hahahaha[signature][hline]BabacumMostors, 15 Haziran 2004 04:22 tarihinde demiş ki:
sanat için sevişirim yani hiç çekinmem ben sanat dostuyum...

[Bone]

hep düşünmüşümdür, ownt yerine niye pwnt kullanılır?
biri bir kez yanlışlıkla o yerine p ye bastığı için mi başlamıştır bu işin geyiği?[signature][hline]pc and comic geek

[Gazanfer]

ilk olarak birisinin yaptığı warcraft (2 de olabilir) haritasında yenilince çıkan mesajda görülmüş, adam owned yerine yanlışlıkla pwned yazmış, ve ordan yayılmış.