The Counselor (2013)

[cantug]

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjA4NDE5Mjk2MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMjEyODQ3OQ@@._V1_SX214_.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TogkAY--EqY&feature=player_embedded


A lawyer finds himself in over his head when he gets involved in drug trafficking.
lol ok.
Bana çok iyi geldi...

Brad Pitt
Michael Fassbender
Natalie Dormer
Penélope Cruz
Cameron Diaz
Javier Bardem
Rosie Perez

http://www.thecounselormovie.com/us/#!/characters

[chrome]

seks yapacaklarmış gibi yapıp yapmayacakları bir film daha.

[cantug]

Fransa filmi "Cartel" diye adlandırmış :) öyle buldum yatakta penelep ve cameron vardı bune la diyip tıkladım bu çıktı

[sabonis]

kadroya gel lan

Ridley Scott
Brad Pitt
Michael Fassbender
Natalie Dormer
Penélope Cruz
Cameron Diaz
Javier Bardem

vaş vaş vaş. Fassbender'ı bi tek xmen ve prometheus'ta izledim, robotik, psikopat karaktere cukka oturmuştu.

[Longshanks]

böyle kadro varsa filmden kesin cacık olmaz

[aente]

Longshanks said:

böyle kadro varsa filmden kesin cacık olmaz

haklı çıktığın için senden nefret ediyorum fsgdh.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2193215/?ref_=hm_cht_t4

imdb ve metascore'unu gördüm bittim. neyse evde izleyecez artık sırf kadroya saygıdan. kesin senaryo çok patlak. zaten çok yaratıcı durmuyordu da, twistler falan olacak da değişik bir yerlerden vuracak diye ümit etmiştim. görünüşe bakılırsa direk patlamış konu.

[Longshanks]

sorry bro

[MrLevie]

izledim

ya film berbat degildi. ama iyi de degildi, iyi islenememis konu, ama bazi dialoglar baya iyiydi hakkini yemeyeyim (balik muhabbeti ozellikle). film zaten ikinci bolumunde oluyor butun muhabbet ilk bolumde caniniz sikilir kesin. filmin sonunda da kotulerin kazandigi filmlerden:)

[MrLevie]

(dialog sposu) hatta böyle koysam daha iyi

şunu da koyayım asd
Reiner: I don’t know, let’s talk about something else here.
Counselor: Just pull up your socks and tell me.
Reiner: Yeah ... I don’t know.
Counselor: What is it you’d like to forget?
Reiner: Alright. I would like to forget about Malkina fucking my car.
Counselor: What?
Reiner: See?
Counselor: What did you just say?
Reiner: I said I’d like to forget about Malkina fucking my car.
Counselor: What the hell are you talking about?
Reiner: You remember that yellow California I had?
Counselor: Sure, nice car
Reiner: Very nice car. Anyway, this was a while back, not that long, we’d been getting it on for a while and we came back one night. We were staying up at Cloudcroft. We drove out in the golf course and parked and were sitting there talking. And for no particular reason that I could see, she slides off her knickers and hands them to me and gets out of the car. I asked what she was doing and she says: 'I’m going to fuck your car.'
Counselor: Alright.
Malkina (in flashback): Leave the door open.
Reiner: So she goes around and climbs up on the hood of the Ferrari. And holds her dress up around her waist and spreads herself across the windshield in front of me. With no panties on. And she’s got this Brazilian wax job. Don’t, don’t even think I’m making this up – you can’t make this up. She was a dancer, so she does this full split, and then she starts running herself up and down on the glass, and she leans down, to see if I’m watching right now, as if I’m sitting there reading my email. And kisses me upside down and then she tells me this: I’m gonna come. I thought, well I’m losing my fucking mind, that’s what’s happening here. Really it was like one of those, one of those catfish things, you know, one of those bottom feeders you see going up the way of the aquarium sucking its way up the glass (makes popping sound with his mouth) Really it was ... hallucinatory. You see a thing like that, it changes you.
Counselor: Jesus.
Reiner: Yeah tell me about it.
Counselor: Did she...
Reiner: Did she what?
Counselor: Did she come?
Reiner: Yeah, sure, yeah. Finally she climbs down and she comes around and she gets in the car and shuts the door and I hand her her knickers and she puts them in her purse and she, she looks at me like to see what I thought about that. What I thought about it ... well, I don’t know what I thought about it, I mean, still don’t. It was too ... gynecological almost. But mostly I was just fucking stunned. And I asked her if she’d ever done that before and she said she’d done everything before. And I believe her.
Counselor: Jesus. Catfish.
Reiner: Yeah, I don’t know. I think so, yeah.
Counselor: You think she knew what kind of effect this might have on a guy?
Reiner: Jesus, Counselor, are you kidding? She knows everything.

[eldar]

anladığım kadarıyla senarist kitap gibi yazmış filmi yönetmen de çok iyi kotaramayınca baymış. Yorumlardan çıkardığım bu.