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[Azmodai]

Bash.org

cok cok eski sitedir ama bombastik loglar mevcut. Gordugum tum quote sitelerden cok cok daha kral seyler var, bizim gecevardiyasi quotelar kadar epic neredeyse. TAvsiye ederiz.

[Kojiroh]

said:

my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
ouch.
yeah.i sent them to her dad

AHAHAHAHSFHASHŞFŞALKJSFŞKLSDFİLŞ

[Fortuna]

said:

hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
********* see!
hunter2
doesnt look like stars to me
*******
thats what I see
oh, really?
Absolutely
you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
haha, does that look funny to you?
lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
awesome!
wait, how do you know my pw?
er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
oh, ok.

dsaasddsadsadsa

[Teddy]

Hey Mike
what?
Pussy.
er?
Pussy.
and?
Pussy.
...
Pussy.
i dont get it
AND YOU NEVER WILL.
bastard

=)

[ginaly]

Fortuna said:

said:

hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
********* see!
hunter2
doesnt look like stars to me
*******
thats what I see
oh, really?
Absolutely
you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
haha, does that look funny to you?
lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
awesome!
wait, how do you know my pw?
er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
oh, ok.

dsaasddsadsadsa

AHAHAHHAAHAH BAĞIRDIM

[Cons]

HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
try pressing the the Caps Lock key
O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
fuck me

[roket adam]

ahahahahhahah

[Teddy]

Woah, I got the weirdest moment of my entire life this morning
what happened?
you know, there was a party at my neighbours' last night
yeah, you've been fucking drunk..
you've been there, too?
sure...
well, you see i can't remember anything
but this morning I woke up in my bed, and there was my mom lying next to me.
wtf...?
That's exactly what i thought
So, my mom got up instantly when i woke up, smiled at me and said "U're so much better than your dad is." then she left the room
OMFG!!!
you didnt do that! TELL ME IT WASNT LIKE THAT!!! TELL ME YOU'RE A DUMBASS LIAR!!!
no, i'm not lying
OMG!!!
but it turned out she was playing a trick on me. Paycheck for coming home late, all drunk.
...
your mom's such a freak. o.O

[Fortuna]

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where's pacman when you need him?

[Teddy]

haha sesli guldum valla =)

* Quits: crag-- ([email protected]) (Dead girls dont say no)
* Quits: KiM ([email protected]) (going for a walk :p)
<@ShowDowN> that is sick
<@ShowDowN> we should ban him next time he comes in
<@nekro> yeah, who the hell goes for walks

[ses]

#414593 +(16144)- [X]

DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

[reyou]

Kojiroh said:

said:

my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
ouch.
yeah.i sent them to her dad

AHAHAHAHSFHASHŞFŞALKJSFŞKLSDFİLŞ

ahfuashfiuashsafhkjasf

[Fortuna]

said:

Jakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness?
AvatarOfSolusek: no
AvatarOfSolusek: well
AvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness
Jakefeb3: there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs
AvatarOfSolusek: lol
Jakefeb3: now i have a plan
Jakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable

[Cons]

< Alkivar> we're on our way back from partying in NYC over the weekend ... it was like sunday afternoon we're headed back west
< Alkivar> we're cruisin... maybe 130-140mph
< Alkivar> flew past a trooper on the side of the road
< Alkivar> trooper lights up ... siren blasting ... chasing us down the highway
< Alkivar> we're both like should we stop ... there's no way he can catch up to us
< Alkivar> we decided to be good and stop
< Alkivar> cop catches up to us ... comes out gun drawn ... pissed as hell
< Alkivar> walks up to the side of the car and goes
< Alkivar> "SON CAN I SEE YOUR PILOT'S LICENSE"
< Alkivar> Jason pulls out his fucking pilot's license
< Alkivar> cop's jaw hits the fucking ground
< Alkivar> most stunned face I've ever fucking seen
< Alkivar> in this practically a whimper goes "get the fuck out of here"
< Alkivar> no ticket... too embarassed apparently
< Alkivar> I'll never forget that day long as I live
< Alkivar> I was sure we were goin to jail

[Stifler]

d-_-b
how u make that inverted b?
wait
never mind


FAIL

[Stifler]

man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
you don't live in Hope mills do you?
ya, why man?
lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
you mother fucker

uv.

[7thBreath]

said:

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

of of of ahahah

[Stifler]

ahahahahHAHAHAHAHAUAHUAHDUSDHUAHDUASUHDAUHSqsadsadsafsada

[Red]

HAAHAHAHAHAHA SONUNCU FENA

[armagan]

bash.org öleli baya oldu ya. kötü de oldu paso okurdum sık güncellendiği zamanlarda..

[fir3blad3]

if the average penis is 6"
and the average pussy is 8" deep that means there''s about 2 miles of unused pussy in like New York

:))

[fastreloader]

said:

: If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
: If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
: Where u work?
: I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 ([email protected]) Quit (Leaving)

ahahah arda bey gibi olmuş bu

[Odeon]

cok iyimis be bilmiyordum ben bu siteyi

[Asteroth]

said:

It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...
One of these...has a future.
LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this
How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?
*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m

[Madcat]

said:

I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
It said my password wasn't long enough. :(