Tuvalet yilani pipisini yedi

[InneR_ChaoS]

A Taiwanese man became a sitting target for a snake, which bit his penis as sat on the toilet at his rural home, local media reported.

"As soon as he sat down, he suddenly felt a knife-like pain and reacted instinctively by standing up," the China Times said. "When he looked down, he saw the big snake."

The 51-year-old man, from Nantou County, was under medical care with minor injuries, a director at Puli Christian Hospital said.

"As soon as he has passed the risk of infection, he can go," the director, who declined to be named, said. "A snake's mouth isn't always clean."

Local television images showed the black and yellow reptile, reportedly a species of rat snake, being uncoiled and plucked slowly from the toilet bowl.

Snakes regularly enter rural homes in Taiwan and other sub-tropical regions of Asia.


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[InneR_ChaoS]

BUNEYA HAHAHAHA

ARNDALE, OK – Sheriff’s investigators have closed the unsettling case of a 49-year-old female construction worker found dead in her driveway after a neighbor witnessed her using a high-powered jackhammer to pleasure herself.

After a two-day investigation in which officials initially suspected foul play–Shirley Dent’s death on May 1 has now been ruled an accident “after severe internal distress induced by the machine was discovered,” Det.-Sgt. Karl Sprout of the Alpara County Sheriff’s Office said yesterday.

On May 1, a neighbor witnessed a naked Ms. Dent in her driveway “struggling to direct a jackhammer toward her mid-section.” The alarmed neighbor notified police after hearing ear-splitting moans of distress that carried over the raucous jackhammer. Authorities arrived at the scene to an unresponsive Ms. Dent, who was then transported to West Grenier Hospital where she was pronounced dead shortly thereafter.

[Mithr]

2. gerçek olabilirmi diye düşünüyorum hala sdfsf

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pasamedmiş o

[superwiz]

sünnetsizdir ondan abi sünnetli bi anadolu erkeğini görse

[Snefru]

Müslüman olan bir yılan görseydi imrenir saygı duyup yoluna devam eder eğer karaktersiz bir yılan olsaydı müslüman olan yılanı görüp imrenir sonra kıskanır ve yine bu şekil saldırırdı :)

[Bone]

kaynak neresi?

bir de komik olan yanı nedir göremedim.

[Hergonan]

yememis ki isirmis
bi de taiwanlinin pipisi mi var? lol

[DareJedi]

Hergonan said:

yememis ki isirmis
bi de taiwanlinin pipisi mi var? lol

lol :D(:P):)-D

[kazýmkarabekir]

Bone said:

kaynak neresi?

bir de komik olan yanı nedir göremedim.

bişeyede kaynak sorma ya ne reha muhtar kılıklı adamsın

[Laorx]

Spit or swallow?

[reyou]

kaynak yok iste, isirmislar.

pardon yemisler.

[InneR_ChaoS]

yemis abi iste bariz

koparip goturmus

[superwiz]

InneR_ChaoS said:

yemis abi iste bariz

koparip goturmus

satamadan getirmiş
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUHASDUASHDUHASD allah cezanı virmesin akşam akşam masudhasduhaudhasd yarıldım lan koparıp götürmüş nereye götürmüş dağa dağa nolmuş yanmış bitmiş kül olmuşşş asudhasduhasd

[Red]

oha.konu dışının en seviyeli postu ilan ediyorum bu üsttekini :)

[superwiz]

abi dur konuya 2 dk da bi bakıp yarım yarım yarılıyorum yeminle hahahauahauha koparıp götürmüş demesi,bana bana asılmış uğraşmış herif çekerek direnmiş ama yine de kopmuş fikri aşıladı,bide asıldığını koparmak diye bi deyimmi vardı ne huehuheuhe

[kuþ]

yoksa sen de "şey" denince gülenlerden misin?

[InneR_ChaoS]

-- moved topic --

[Hergonan]

kuş said:

"şey"

HAHAHAHA

[superwiz]

heif şey demiyoki,muhauaha tuvalet yılanı pipisini yemişide sonra tartışalım pls:d

[soulberry]

oha herkesin ingilizcesi var.

[InneR_ChaoS]

kfskjhfskdfhksdhfdshf

[mamothus]

zaten ufacık onların pipisi ondandır, zenci olsa koparamazdi..

[InneR_ChaoS]

deneyimlerinden yola cikarak bu kaniya vardigini soyleme bana lutfen

[neande]

Yılan, El-kaide mensubu.