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[InneR_ChaoS]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
Stranger: at?
You: LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
You: CATCHING NIGGERS IS MY REAL TEST
Stranger: I SEE
Stranger: REALLY?
You: TO SEND EM TO NAZI CAMPS
You: NIGGERMON
You: GOTTA ENSLAVE EM ALL
Stranger: hope your fast
You: they run fast :(
Stranger: i know do you
You: they even sprint while they're carrying 5 melons
Stranger: and a bucket of chicken
You: they murdered my son for a bucket of chicken
You: and then i became the punisher
Stranger: and they would do it again
You: i mutilate any nigger i see
You: they cant stop me
Stranger: nice so you are from southern usa
You: tx
Stranger: go figure
You: lol
You: trolled
You: also
You: the game
Stranger: shit
You have disconnected.

[-Deno-]

You: Hi
Stranger: Do you... do you like hats?
You: I like turtles.
Stranger: They're similar, granted
You: I like turtles.
Stranger: But do you like hats?
You: I like hats also.
Stranger: And if so, do you like them more or less than turtles?
Stranger: And what about Kite Flying
Stranger: ?
You: I like them more than turtles.
Stranger: Awesome
Stranger: Thanks
You: No problem.
Stranger: That's really helpful for my survey
Stranger: bye
You: bye

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

[Ardeth]

artık kısa ve öz

You: what?
Stranger: the?
You: nine?
You: (hells)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[balon]

Dartanian said:

Ezgi değil di mi ezgi benimki :@

hehehehe.pislik yapmıcam yok lan , isim misim belirtmedik .

[Stifler]

Stranger: sieg heil
You: Naber
Stranger: iilik babo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Saeros]

BEYLER MUHABBETE "HEY" DİYE BAŞLAYINCA KIZLAR TEKLİF EDİYORMUŞ

[MADBOY]

Hey you.......................................................................................................
;);););)
;);););)
;)

[Saeros]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: well
Stranger: do you speak turkish ?
You: Merhaba
You: :D
You: i only know few words
Stranger: eee ne işi zora sokuyon :)
You: sorry cant understand that
You: zora means hard i guess
Stranger: isim ? ve yaş rica etsem :)

abi adam aç kurt gibi bekliyor şu an, çok komik lan.

[Flameoffear]

1000 mi acaba

[InneR_ChaoS]

Saeros said:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: well
Stranger: do you speak turkish ?
You: Merhaba
You: :D
You: i only know few words
Stranger: eee ne işi zora sokuyon :)
You: sorry cant understand that
You: zora means hard i guess
Stranger: isim ? ve yaş rica etsem :)

abi adam aç kurt gibi bekliyor şu an, çok komik lan.

o benim lan godlah belani versin D:

[Ardeth]

ahaha hafif bir arda bey vakası yaşandı uzay zaman büküldü falan manifold

[kazýmkarabekir]

You: marmara ?
Stranger: oha
Stranger: sen de bölüm ne
You: bi dakka az önce konuştuğum kız mısın
You: ahah değilsin dimi
You: osun o zaman cevap vermiyosun
Stranger: tabi ki hayır anam
You: ben neye inanıcağımı şaşırdım amına koyim oda ilk amerikalıyım dedi sonra türküm dedi hacı macı demeye başladı en sonundada kız çıktı
Stranger: ahahaha
Stranger: sağlı sollu ataklarla şaşırtmış seni
You: kız olduğuda muamma uzaylı bile çıkabilir
You: nese ben marmarada değilim bu arada sdf
You: okan üniversitesi
Stranger: lan berkay
Stranger: sen misin olum
You: ahahahaha
You: nerden bildin lan
You: oha
Stranger: başka kimin işi olur lan burda
Stranger: aç herif
You: ahahahah biz niye karşılaşıyoruz lan
Stranger: ne bilim anasını satim
You: ee napıyon nası gidiyo
Stranger: nolsun ya aynı
Stranger: olum geçen hafta mustafaylan buluşmuşunuz niye haber vermiyon biz de gelek
You: ya mustafa şerefsizlik yaptı
You: ben dedim çağıralım diy
You: yok bizbize takılak bilmemne
Stranger: s.tir lan beni mi yiyon sen de
Stranger: hadi berkay a selam söyle bari
You: abi küfretme sakın ahahahahaahah
Stranger: hangi bölüm baba
You: psikoloji
You: senin
Stranger: endüstri müh
Stranger: bak sizin endüstri müh ten berkayı bul tamam mı
Stranger: ona yenice den muhterem in selamını söyle
You: tamam stranger selam söledi derim
Stranger: yenicden muhterem de babacım
You: yeniceli stranger
Stranger: o bilir
You: tamam tamam
You: hadi bana müsade

[balon]

arkadaşla başlattığımız geyik .

Stranger: hi
You:...ı ye fener.
Stranger: bencede
You: by.

[InneR_ChaoS]

Ardeth said:

ahaha hafif bir arda bey vakası yaşandı uzay zaman büküldü falan manifold

ben turkce konusmam 1 kere

[fede]

yavuzu atın siteden. ölecek adam

[Kartan]

Her hi deyişimde yavuzdan yeni hit gelecek korkusunu taşıyorum ^^

[Saeros]

ahah valla çok kaptırdım, yatıp uyumam lazım dersim var yarın, bırakamıyorum hala

bak şimdi suriyeli bi adam geldi mesela, şansıma tüküriym. KIZLARI NEREYE SAKLADINIZZZZZZZZZZZ????**

[Saeros]

sorguya çekti lan herif

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: what's your name?
You: yavuz.
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 21.
Stranger: where you from?
You: turkey.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[obsesifik]

biri msn adresimi vermiş chris die birine kim verdi lan :D ya da işletiliorum fena hadi hayırlısı :D

[Saeros]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey.
Stranger: hey
You: where are you from?
Stranger: in turkey u?
You: uzaydanım uzaydan
You: kuruttunuz beni
You have disconnected.

[Saeros]

meridyen

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: looking for a chick?
Stranger: or a dick?
You: umm nah
You: neither of them
You: lol
Stranger: okay ahah.
You: sup?
Stranger: not much you
You: not much
You: pretty sleepy
Stranger: what's the time there
You: 01:53 am
Stranger: it's pretty late.
You: yup
Stranger: we might be living in the same meridyen.
You: meridyen ne abi ya.
Stranger: abi ingilizcesi gelmedi aklıma
You: ahahah
You: valla benim de gelmedi şimdi

[elesso]

saeros yazık ediyosun kendine

[Fortuna]

Saeros said:

meridyen

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: looking for a chick?
Stranger: or a dick?
You: umm nah
You: neither of them
You: lol
Stranger: okay ahah.
You: sup?
Stranger: not much you
You: not much
You: pretty sleepy
Stranger: what's the time there
You: 01:53 am
Stranger: it's pretty late.
You: yup
Stranger: we might be living in the same meridyen.
You: meridyen ne abi ya.
Stranger: abi ingilizcesi gelmedi aklıma
You: ahahah
You: valla benim de gelmedi şimdi

Muhahaha

[Dennis]

You: hi
Stranger: how have you been
You: not bad
You: u?
Stranger: same same!
Stranger: how was work or school?
You: listen to me
You: we dont have much time
You: a danger is coming from the east
Stranger: oh my!
You: the eye has been awakened
Stranger: the eye?!
Stranger: don't tell me you woke it!
You: you know it...dont you
You: yea i was listening music
You: and it was a heavy metal song
You: and he just woke up man
You: sauron...
Stranger: how could you do that?
You: we must destroy the ring
Stranger: how do we do that? can i wear it first....
You: yes but you must cut your penis first
Stranger: ugh damn it! i guess it is worth it!
You: the ring gives you ultimate sex power
You: we cant risk the group man
Stranger: hmmm....i could.
Stranger: i mean, no not the group. we must not risk it.
You: if you wear it
You: you'll become Sahin K
You: and this will be the end for this world
Stranger: eh thats not that bad actually. but i will resist the urge!
Stranger: so we must get the ring and save the world from doom? a sexy doom
You: yes
You: the world cannot stand against two Sahin Ks
Stranger: true. might have to kill the first one....
Stranger: do you want to be him?
Stranger: or shall i?
You: ok
You: you kill him
You: i'll burry him
Stranger: team effort!
Stranger: ill do it tonight!
You: ok
You: but be careful
You: sahin k has a very good weapon
Stranger: what is it?
You: DENIZDEN BUZ GIBIN PENIS it's name
You: unlucky i dont know how to fight with it
Stranger: OH NOES!
Stranger: ill break out the knife on him.
Stranger: so fast he won't see it coming
You: he'll feel you coming before that
You: there's a little hope on that quest and you can get raped
You: but this is a must for the destiny of our world
Stranger: what are you doing to be doing this whole time while i can get raped and such?
Stranger: *going to be
You: cuz if you dont someone will wear the ring
You: and there'll be two Sahin Ks
Stranger: NOES!!
but i gotta go and save the world!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Saeros]

Fortuna said:

Saeros said:

meridyen

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: looking for a chick?
Stranger: or a dick?
You: umm nah
You: neither of them
You: lol
Stranger: okay ahah.
You: sup?
Stranger: not much you
You: not much
You: pretty sleepy
Stranger: what's the time there
You: 01:53 am
Stranger: it's pretty late.
You: yup
Stranger: we might be living in the same meridyen.
You: meridyen ne abi ya.
Stranger: abi ingilizcesi gelmedi aklıma
You: ahahah
You: valla benim de gelmedi şimdi

Muhahaha

ahah saeros'a sevgiler diye ekle demiştim eklemiş
http://sozluk.sourtimes.org/show.asp?id=16103072
böyle böyle ünlü olucam, kırıcam şeytanın bacağını, az kaldı!