You have been plyaing too much swg when...

[Gwindon]

1. You see blue pillars of light coming out of your home/school/workplace

2. You try to call your car from your PDA.

3. You are looking for the numlock on your car/bike.

4. You try to open the radial menu on people around oyu to read their bio.

5. You take two shots of brandy before an important meeting/test.

6. You argue with your doc why he wont enhance your stats.

7. You ask for some bivoli tampari, canape and brandy in the school cantina.

8. You wonder why you cant pack that bucket full of stuff in your backpack.

9. Are going crazy since /addignore doesnt work anymore.

10. You see your superioir with a red name and a red con next to it.

11. You try to sit three feet from a chair and fall on your ass.

12. You ram your car/motorcycle/bike into a wall when parking.

13. You go to the ATM looking for some lucrative missions.

14. You wonder why no one on the street is dueling.

15. You go to the mall and expect to see wookie vendors.

16. You start examining your roadkill to see if there's anything lootable.

17. You try to tip a local musician/dancer 1,000 credits.

18. You wonder why the cops are upset just because you were trying to slice an ATM.

19. You run everywhere you go.

20. You keep looking up to see if those damn star destroyers are still there.

21. You go grocery shopping and ask the clerk where the blue milk is.

22. At parties or gatherings you tend to sit in the corner, and when asked what you are dooing; you say that you are AFK holo grinding.

23. You have a Garage/Yard/Rummage sale, and charge people $1.00 to enter.

24. Your amazed when you go to the mall and not a single vendor is empty.

25. You wonder why it takes more than ten minutes for your airplane to land and take off.

26. you wonder why your wife gets mad at u after u run over a hurrton crossing the street.

27. u get very confused that the hurrton made any sound at all while running over it...i mean hey u dont feel a thing on the swoop.

28. u are wishing for the girls around to start wearing those nice c-threw cantina get-ups..LOL!

29. When fishing you dig a hole but wonder why you can't find a jar of bait!!!

30. U begin spamming specials when fighting (dueling) someone

31. Whenever youre at home you wonder why you cant make the items there float in the mid air.

32. You wonder why you can have more than 150 items in your condo.

33. You get pissed since you cannot store items in the ATM.

34. All the bikes and cars have wheels, and dont start to burn even if you have parked it outside work/school for 8hrs.

35. Noone have white speech signs above their heads yelling WTB KraytPearl.

36. When lost you find out there isn't a blue flashing arrow to guide you.

37. You stand outside an airport shouting "Slicing guns and selling drugs!!" and then when you get arrested you ask the cops which vendor they got their guns from.

38. When waiting at an airport you keep asking people for duels, while every now and then glancing at the stewardess collecting tickets and muttering /adn under your breath.

39. You go to the Zoo, start shooting sh*t and then ask the Zoo security guards whether they can mount your pet.

40. You take it upon yourself to get 32 different jobs in one month and then start bitching to everyone that you still haven't unlocked your force sensitivity slot.

41. You try a haggle an estate agent into selling you a castle for 100k.

42. You barricade yourself in your room for months, telling people you are only going to come out once the space expansion is running.

43. Wonder why you still havent met an invisible wall after walking directly 15000m one way...

44. You enter a weapon shop and see Rifles and Pistols, but wonder where all the Carbines are...

45. Dont understand a thing, since you cannot tame the neighboors kitten,even if it is a baby...

46. You dont understand why after putting a polymer and some meteal into a box you DON'T get a cartridge belt.

47. you can never get your cat to stand on its 2 front paws after repeatedly shouting t1

48. You wonder where the bazaar is in town.

49. A police officer arrest you for running a red light.

50. A officer acctually finds the drugs you have on you :P

51. You wonder why your bike crashes when you hit a rock.

52. You go to a place thats grassy and has trees and wonder where the rancors are.

53. You kill everyone to get fp and then wonder why the cops arrested you.

54.wonder why you can drink more than 2 brandys

55. your computer chair has molded permitally to the shape of your arse

56. You are not pleased with your haircut so you ask the hairstylist to change it back to the original

57. You wonder why you failed a test after drinking two brandys and so clearly buffing your mind.

58. You think you've found a great cantina when you go to a bar and there aren't "AFK" signs

[Gwindon]

201. You walk into a hospital and start tumbling while repeating: "Tumbling for tips"

202. Sitting at a bar you talk to the lady next to you by saying: "Can you buff me?

202a. When her boyfriend stares at you about to kill you, you shout: "/unarmeddizzy1; /knockdown1; /unarmedstrike2"

203. You stand in the middle of a department store shouting: "Selling 100k of radioactive energy!! Looking for Rancor Bile."

204. While playing console games you try to run to a star port.

204a. While playing board games you attempt to run to a star port.

204b. While playing board games you ask: "Where's the mission term?"

205. Your friend asks if you want to go outside and do something and you look at him like he has two heads and say: "Why?"

206. A beautiful woman/man/other asks you out and you say you can't because there's a huge guild raid that night. (Gah, Ive done that :p /by Brix)

207. When seeing a new student being introduced to your class you whisper to the kid next to you: "I'm gonna gank that newb."

208. When the teacher asks for your homework you hand in your calculator. Saying it's a datapad and the mission should have updated by now.

209. When getting pulled over after leaving the bar you tell the officer: "I only had two brandies. Now I need to grab the next shuttle to Dant and fight Quenkers."

210. You go to a dance club and ask a pretty girl/guy/other who's dancing if they can heal your battle fatigue.

210a. You go to a dance club and ask a pretty girl/guy/other if you can watch them buff your mind. (Even better at a stripclub)

211. When the bouncer throws you out you shout at him: "/bleedshot; /mindshot; mindshot; /mindshot; db."

212. When the electric company comes to check your meter you ask him if you could slice the terminal.

213. If you've ever had to climb to the top of a water tower to defend your sisters honor, you might be a redneck...uhh sorry wrong thread. (LOL, this deserves the right to be in this thread anyways /by Brix)

214. If run through a supermarket bothering the employees asking "Where's the Canape?"

215. When you hear someone tell you they sliced their finger you laugh and say: "Yeah well I sliced a reb term and got vuln so my bh and be could nuke it."

216. You've played long enough when you start to hear bgm to different respective situations.

217. It's even worse when you start having dreams in swg.

218. It reaches the limit when you fall asleep on the couch only to wake up an hour later screaming

219. When you start looking under all of your neighbors garbage hoping to find decent loot, but all you find is 1 chicken bone.

220. When your leaving school and your best friend asks for a ride and you tell him that your family car only seats one.

221. When your out for your daily jog and see more than ten people and think man this town is getting crowded.

222. When your friends say lets go into the City this weekend and then your first response is, "naw thanks but I can't stand the lag".

223. When you kid asks you how to dance cause hes going to prom and you say "/dance rhythmic"

224. When you start radomly giving tips to anyone you see playing music, working in a hospital, or just wearing a new set of cloths in shades of grey.

225. when ur mom says "get a life"

226. When you're at the local paint store and the customer assistance person says "YX27" and you look over expecting to see an Imperial stormtrooper.

227. You walk into a car dealership and say you will pay 1.5million credits for an AV-21

228. You try to hire someone to stand in your house 24/7 and sell your things

229. You see a police officer and wonder how many experience and faction points he is worth

230. You get mugged and start yelling that he never challenged you to a duel

231. You go to a furniture dealer and offer 1000 credits for a wooden chair

232. You wonder if your house will disappear since you didn't leave any money for the maintainance

233. There is a new employee at your job, and you tell him that when he is done grinding to come to you for training, not to pay the boss for it

234. You lose a bet, claim it was rigged, and call a CSR

235. At the airport you ask how long it takes to load the next city

236. Your friend asks you to let him borrow 30 dollars, and you tell him to go kill some Jantas or Mokks

237. When more than half the desktop icons on your computer are SWG related

237a. When more than half of your "favorites" are SWG webpages.

238. When you have two computers running at the same time to play on two different accounts at the same time. (Only 1 PC required! search for "multipleinstancesTrue" on google /by Brix)

239. When you hear the game and know what it sounds like, even when the speakers are off.

240. When you get really pissed off at the developers for the Deathwatch Bunker...(I hate you guys! It's impossible!)

241. When "S

[Gwindon]

401. when you use the /bodyslam command on your real life friend and wonder why he hits you.

402. when you wake up from dreaming about grinding only to find out that you fell asleep while grinding

403. when your wife decides that the only why she can get to spend time with you is to buy an SWG account herself.

404. After holo grinding for 3 days strait and 20 pots of coffee, your only concern is the caffein jitters is making it hard to type.

405. When you wake up from dreaming of unlocking your FS slot and realize its not real, you curse for a few minutes and go back to holo grinding.

406. When you go to the cantina to pick up chicks.

407. When the police ask to search your car you reply "don't worry i'm a policeman", and don't understand why they didn't buy it.

408. When you find out your swg wife is a man in RL.

409. you wake up in the morning, look in a mirror and are totally shocked that you are no longer a wookiee!

410. When you are in a high speed chase and you can't figure out how the guy is shooting at you from inside his car. So you hit the radial on your car door, exit vehicle and dive out into the middle of the street and start blasting at him.

411. When you stick your finger down your throat to /puke on your buddy, he doesn't /punch you in the face, he really punches you in the face.

412. When your whole guild works with you in RL and all you can do productive is sit around and talk about what you will be doing on SWG that night.

413. When your work sends you to one of the best network security schools there is and all you can do is read this post all day.

414. When your wife says you play to much, your response is, I only played for 6 hours yesterday.

415. When you see two people fighting and you wonder which one you should pick off with your FWG5 first.

416. When your friend at work calls you "wookilonokus" instead of your real name.

417. When you have to count out change to make sure you can pay for SWG at the end of the month.

418. When you start thinking "Wow, that is one hot Twi'lek."

419. When you work 40 hours to make 1K, and you area attack a lair for 3 minutes for 27K. And you think, "where did I go wrong."

420. When you live 4 minutes from your brother's house and haven't seen him in 4 months.(That's how long I have been playing.)LOL

421. When the character builder has become your new best friend.

422. when your keyboard is covered with cheese powder and a vending machine beside you

423. when u punch your m8 and expect them to laugh

424. when u realize u have hair to your feet and then think yesterday u were a skinhead but then look at your calender and it says 22 november 2010

425. when u punch someone and is surprised to see a kind of red liquid splattered on there face (its blood for ppl that dont know what the hell im talkin about

426. u try to play last with your co-workers

427. you run up to a fat greek guy and wack him with a stick and try to get some janta blood. (LMAO /by Brix)

428. when yo know the exact waypoint of every vendor on corellia


429. when you install it on ur work pc

430. Your in-game married toons are "getting it on" more than you are in RL!

431. you go into crowded areas yelling teaching Brawler 4444

432. try purchasing flight tickets to other planets

433. while hunting, you ask other hunters how far they are into rifleman

434. when you have 5 accounts

435. When you refer to tasks at work/school as missions.

436. When you leave a store and feel the urge to generate your vehicle.

437. When you realize you only understand this thread because you play too much.

438. When the grass in your yard is taller than your dog.

439. When you cant find your dog you try the /target Fido command.

440. When your walking through the city you look for your TAB key.

441. When you rearrange your room and think /move forward 30.

442. When a decent meal is Doritos and a glass of milk.

443. when you fantasize about twi'leks in hot pants!

444. when you spend all day reading forums

445. If actually managing to accelerate in your car without using a Numlock, trying to swerve around traffic and other such obstacles with the arrow keys.

446. (for those with POS comps like myself) When you arrive at your destination, you sit and wait outside waiting for everything to load before you can go in.

447. when you take time off work so that you can hunt/raid with friends who live in other time zones or countries

448. when you choose not to think of it as "taking your vitamins" in the morning, preferring to call them your "buffs" (and you feel great because you can self-administer them instead of paying someone 10K credits to do it!)

449. when you're driving and you see a breathtaking landscape and you get the urge to hit CTRL-SHIFT-H so that you can take a quick screenshot

450. when you ardently wish th

[Gwindon]

601. You look around your house and wonder where all the windows came from.

602. you start thinking your friends in SWG ae better friends than your RL ones (thats seriously me lmao!)

603. you wonder why all the teacher NPCs at school dont are fighting unarmed.

604. when you marry someone in game you actually take the relationship seriously IRL even though you have never met them irl.

605. you go to a police officer in a police station and try to offer him fp for there new high powered rifles.

606. you do 605 and make it worse by sayin "but ive killed about 4 rebels on my last mission!"

607. you wonder why your new baby kitten wont triple in size in only a few days

608. you try to get a patent on composite armor.

609. you just got a new computer to play swg better and then start wanting a laptop too so you can play it in bed just 10 feet away.

610. you ask your math teacher what you are able to train in next

611. you try to create a virtual reality helmet to experience the game better

612. your in a stand off with the police and the first thing that pops into you mind is "ill just log out. theyll be gone when i log back in."

613. your in a stand off with the police and the second thing that pops into you mind is "there causing such a fuss. my hostage is only RPing or he'd run away... right?"

614. When you go camping and a Bear climbs into your tent, then you get annoyed that your camp didnt repel it.

615. When you setup camp on the highway expecting to get loads of survival xp.

616. When you get annoyed because you cant store your special loot in the ATM.

617. When you get confused because your post box doesnt have (Kailen's House) floating above it in green letters.

618. When you go into a club and wonder why its not lagging like hell cause theres hundreds of entertainers.

619. When you go into a club and wonder why no will give you a mind buff.

620. When you wonder how a guy punched you, cause you didnt accept his duel.

621. When you wonder why you cant train a frog to do a back flip.

622. When you think your RL house is bugged cause you can drop hundreds of items in it.

623. When you go hunting in the rain and you wonder why you got sick.

624. When you wonder why you cant find any crafting stations in town.

625. When the electric company cuts the power to your house cause you havent been paying your bills.

626. When you ask someone in RL what their professions are and you laugh at them cause non of them are combat professions.

627. When you mom leaves you notes telling you where shes gone, by the downstairs computer with the internet, cause she knows thats the first place you go when you wake up.

627b. When you *are* mom and leave notes to your kids on your computer because you know THEY know that's the only place you've been.

628. when you hear /tell sounds no where near a computer.

629. instead of smiling you say " forward slash smile".

630. when you are laughing and you move how your character does in game or stamp your feet when u are frustrated to show your frustration.

631. when you are in a group and someone trys to talk to you 1 on 1 You attempt to change to spatial.

632. you ask your friends in R/L to join your guild.

633. When you hear loud brash music you brace yourself for combat

634. You start addressing people in the street as nobleman , Pilot, Mercanry and Scientest.

635. in R/L you wonder where the zabraks , wookies and rodians are.

636. You see a nest and attack it and try obtain samples.

637. When you stand behind someone in line and say they look like so and so from teh cantina and keep thinking they are getting ready to dance.

638. When you get up early to see if anything new was listed at the bizarre.

639. Forget about all your buddies on AOL.

640. When you leave work later than normal because you were lost browsing the forums, then you come back because you left the game guides you printed sitting on your desk. Need something for that train ride home.

641: When driving you see a Search light at a car dealership
and actually head towards the WAYPOINT!

642. You are walking outside in the dark and think "Hmm, better press Ctrl + L"

643. When fighting with your little brother, you calculate how much unarmed experience you recieved.

644. Even though you know the patch will take 3 hours to download, you sit at the keyboard planning how much fun you are going to have.

645. You start hating the guts of that fat-ass loser who has that Mandalorian Armour that would just complete your life and allow you to die happy

646. You teach your dog to attack and walk into town looking for those rebellion scumbags, then yell at when the police try to shoot your dog

647. You wonder how long into the future it will be before you can play swg with your palm and mobile on the way to school

648. You go around teaching

[Overseer]

Okumamızmı gerek? :hmm:[signature][hline]Janis - SWG(Eclipse)
Tkit - MxO(Output)
Macheor - Daoc(Merlin)

[Gwindon]

tabi güzel bi yorum :)[signature][hline]Shewky Goldbreaker
Doctor of Eclipse
FRF
karakedi, 16 Kasım 2004 15:26 tarihinde demiş ki:
şimdi dışarı çıkıyorum,
döndüğümde tüm üyelerimizin yapmıs oldukları hatayı anlayıp, telafi olarak en iyi avatar karakedi'nin avatarı demesini bekliyorum. yada forum kurallarını bi pencerede, bugüne dek atmıs oldugunuz mesajlarınızı diger pencere açarak tek tek inceleyecegim.

[BullDoG]

eline saglık :) ama anlaıymadım[signature][hline]

[Redeagle]

Hehehe ardı ardına güzel yorumlar:D

[progamer]

süper olmuş çok komik :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)[signature][hline]May the force be with you, always

[Gwindon]

said:

progamer, 27 Mayıs 2005 21:38 tarihinde demiş ki:
süper olmuş çok komik :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

çok saol işte bu yorumu bekliyodum çok saol ya...[signature][hline]Shewky Goldbreaker
Doctor of Eclipse
FRF
karakedi, 16 Kasım 2004 15:26 tarihinde demiş ki:
şimdi dışarı çıkıyorum,
döndüğümde tüm üyelerimizin yapmıs oldukları hatayı anlayıp, telafi olarak en iyi avatar karakedi'nin avatarı demesini bekliyorum. yada forum kurallarını bi pencerede, bugüne dek atmıs oldugunuz mesajlarınızı diger pencere açarak tek tek inceleyecegim.

[xieon]

evet baya güzelmis gerci biraz uzun olsada hepsini okuycam umarim bir ara :):):):)

[Enginar]

751. When Nightsisters start looking kinda sexy

lol[signature][hline]The future isn't sacred, but its speaker is.

[warled]

88.You kill your neighbor's dog and and take its bones.

haha super ya bu bana geno lab i hatirlatiyor. Ah ne gunlerdi...

[Gwindon]

314. (More along the lines of too much SW movies but whatever) When your dad say "I'm your father I know what's best", you scream nooooooooo!!!!!! while clutching your wrist.

315. When your girlfriend leaves you. (Ouch!!!!!)[signature][hline]Shewky Goldbreaker
Doctor of Eclipse
FRF
karakedi, 16 Kasım 2004 15:26 tarihinde demiş ki:
şimdi dışarı çıkıyorum,
döndüğümde tüm üyelerimizin yapmıs oldukları hatayı anlayıp, telafi olarak en iyi avatar karakedi'nin avatarı demesini bekliyorum. yada forum kurallarını bi pencerede, bugüne dek atmıs oldugunuz mesajlarınızı diger pencere açarak tek tek inceleyecegim.

[Mirage]

Birilerinin canı sıkılmış galiba :p[signature][hline]Icq: 50896214 / Msn & E-Mail: [email protected]

[Alo-matik]

50 yeter zaten
Sevdiğim bi SWG karikatürü.[signature][hline]Alomatik_2k
Üye - ?

Toledor: Mikinde sorunmu var

[Overseer]

yanlış anlama 1/4 ünü okudum komik ama uzun baya onun için söylemiştim :p[signature][hline]Janis - SWG(Eclipse)
Tkit - MxO(Output)
Macheor - Daoc(Merlin)

[Gwindon]

said:

delikedi, 28 Mayıs 2005 12:07 tarihinde demiş ki:
yanlış anlama 1/4 ünü okudum komik ama uzun baya onun için söylemiştim :p

np[signature][hline]Shewky Goldbreaker
Doctor of Eclipse
FRF
karakedi, 16 Kasım 2004 15:26 tarihinde demiş ki:
şimdi dışarı çıkıyorum,
döndüğümde tüm üyelerimizin yapmıs oldukları hatayı anlayıp, telafi olarak en iyi avatar karakedi'nin avatarı demesini bekliyorum. yada forum kurallarını bi pencerede, bugüne dek atmıs oldugunuz mesajlarınızı diger pencere açarak tek tek inceleyecegim.

[Gwindon]

said:

Alomatik_2k, 28 Mayıs 2005 11:37 tarihinde demiş ki:
50 yeter zaten
Sevdiğim bi SWG karikatürü.

böyle karikatürler olan baska bildiin siteler waamı?[signature][hline]Shewky Goldbreaker
Doctor of Eclipse
FRF
karakedi, 16 Kasım 2004 15:26 tarihinde demiş ki:
şimdi dışarı çıkıyorum,
döndüğümde tüm üyelerimizin yapmıs oldukları hatayı anlayıp, telafi olarak en iyi avatar karakedi'nin avatarı demesini bekliyorum. yada forum kurallarını bi pencerede, bugüne dek atmıs oldugunuz mesajlarınızı diger pencere açarak tek tek inceleyecegim.

[Uthmatar]

315. When your girlfriend leaves you. (Ouch!!!!!)

:) kesinlikle bu sekilde baslamishtim bende zaten eheheh[signature][hline]Uthmatar / star wars galaxies eclipse server
DeaTH iS CeRTaiN LiFe iS NoT !!!

[veliaht34]

alooo kardeim o kadar yazacağına acc aktif etde oyna özlettin kendini[signature][hline]Tuman Lee
Freedom Rebel Fighters in eclipse

[Netcafe]

Kopppparrrr (Bekledigin Yorum Oldumu :) Cidden Cok Guzel :=)[signature][hline]SWG - Zanakdorufen Northstar Eclipse - Zamanim Geldi..Ustalar Zamanla Olur Yerini Baskalari Alir....
Wow - baydi..biraktim..
Swg Eclipse Anron - Geri Geldim Lightsaber Cikardim Salliyorum Millete...

[Alo-matik]

said:

Gwindon, 29 Mayıs 2005 19:47 tarihinde demiş ki:

said:

Alomatik_2k, 28 Mayıs 2005 11:37 tarihinde demiş ki:
50 yeter zaten
Sevdiğim bi SWG karikatürü.

böyle karikatürler olan baska bildiin siteler waamı?

episode 3
KotOR
Battle front
SWG[signature][hline]Alomatik_2k
Üye - ?

Toledor: Mikinde sorunmu var

[Eamer]

said:

Alomatik_2k, 01 Haziran 2005 01:19 tarihinde demiş ki:

said:

Gwindon, 29 Mayıs 2005 19:47 tarihinde demiş ki:

said:

Alomatik_2k, 28 Mayıs 2005 11:37 tarihinde demiş ki:
50 yeter zaten
Sevdiğim bi SWG karikatürü.

böyle karikatürler olan baska bildiin siteler waamı?

episode 3
KotOR
Battle front
SWG

Rebels are fucktards!
çok beğendim lol[signature][hline]Eamer Strider-eclipse
Aymar Ehe-eclipse
The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

[Bu mesaj daan tarafından 01 Haziran 2005 02:57 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]

[Redeagle]

It is over Anakin! This high ground adds a +5 to my agility.
I want you inside me! keh keh keh güzel yaa

[Bu mesaj Redeagle tarafından 01 Haziran 2005 06:49 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]