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Hearthstone: Heroes of Warcraft version: 55% win rate


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Jade Idol is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Journey to Un'Goro Mixer. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her role in destroying control decks. She laughs. I get my drink.

"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Jade Idol without shuffling three more into her deck? She touches her neck as she watches me leave.

Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.

"Got a spare?" she asks.

"What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles.

"Conversation with me, duh."

I laugh.

"What's so funny?" she protests.

"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the politics?"

"You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter.

"What would you do if you weren't f2p, btw?" I ask.

"Teaching, I think."

"And if I was your student, what would I be learning?"

"Luck," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"

"Bermuda," I say.

"Oh wow. That's lovely."

"It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."

"What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" she inquires.

"I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
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rog'daki dormant olayı değişikmiş. 5/3 kötü ama.

hunter legendary'si iyi galiba ya. 1 kere değil ölene kadar her oynanana saldırıyor sanırım. iş yapar.

warlock quest'i de iş yapar. ancak Zoo'ya yakıştırılır bi şekil o yüzden korkmadım değil. +3/8 taunt da süper control kartı diyolar da. control'de kart discard etmek istemezsin ki abi gayet zoo'ya girer o da sdf
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They should add a dragon whelp that automatically summons from your deck when you summon a dragon and call it Hatches

Patches the Pirate
Hatches the Dragon
Dispatches the Kodo
Scratches the Murloc
Matches the Elemental
Outmatches the Totem

https://www.reddit.com/r/hearthstone/comments/603fuv/showerthought_they_should_add_a_dragon_whelp_that/
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