Humour - Top Ten Signs You're A Starcraft Fanatic

[Bone]

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Top Ten Signs You're A Protoss Fanatic

10. You really believed that Tyme Numarec was an actual Protoss.
9. When referring to Protoss units in your posts, you use "our Carriers, our Scouts, our fleets, our forces, etc."
8. You honestly think that Shuttles, Arbiters and Carriers should replace the current mass transit system.
7. You felt emotionally scarred by the removal of Mind Control, and felt the need to vent on the forums.
6. You have gloated over the fact that Archons are no longer vulnerable to the Spawn Broodling spell.
5. You have been flamed for reasons #7 and/or #6.
4. You have already submitted your application to the main Templar Archives on Aiur and hope to be accepted soon.
3. Your "secret project" behind the house is really an attempt to turn your in-ground swimming pool into a Robotics Bay.
2. You have wondered why Blizzard doesn't just forgo Beta testing and simply warp in StarCraft from the homeworld.
1. You have written a top ten Protoss post. ;)

For Aiur.




Top Ten Signs You're a Zerg Fanatic

10. You've been caught trying to induce self-mutation by drinking floor cleaner and shoe polish.
9. You've developed a protective fascination with all types of insect life.
8. You think the voices in your head are really the Overmind trying to make contact.
7. You ate your hamster in the hopes of absorbing its genetic material.
6. Bug spray, fly swatters, flypaper, bug zappers, roach motels, and those little bug bombs make you break out in a cold sweat.
5. You've been taking night classes to learn the Zerg language.
4. When you watch the Aliens movies, you cry for every bug that gets shot, cheer when the humans get eaten, and experience a deep, inexplicable fury towards Sigourney Weaver.
3. You've built your own coccoon in the hopes of morphing into a Hydralisk.
2. You refer to yourself as "we" instead of "I" because you're merely an extension of the Overmind's will.
1. You've planned out a global campaign of conquest and dinner for the imminent arrival of the Zerg forces. Now, only the Terrans and Protoss sympathizers working under the identity of the dummy corporation known as "Blizzard" stand in the way of your victory.




What about the Terrans???

10. You strongly believe Bill Clinton should undergo neural resocialization.
9. You drop out of school to join the Colonial Space Fleet.
8. You begin telling neighborhood children that Santa will be delivering gifts in a Goliath starting next Christmas.
7. You fire your construction contractor, stating that you can get the job done much faster with a few SCV's.
6. You wrap yourself in aluminum foil before going outside, claiming it has "cloaking" technology.
5. You call up your girl/boy friend at 3 in the morning to tell them you love the smell of napalm.
4. You sell your house to live in a trailer park in central Alabama.
3. You ask your eye doctor for an Ocular Upgrade.
2. You join the military in hopes of getting a lifetime supply of StimPacks.
1. You call up the Psychic Network and threaten to blast them with an EMP Shockwave unless they give you $100,000 - Or 100 Minerals and 50 Gas.

bir iki şey daha ekliyim bunlara.

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En Taro Adun web-surfer. It's time to put Starcraft away when...

1. You thought that was a normal greeting.
2. You close your eyes and see swarms of intercepters and zerglings.
3. You call your spare coffee mug your 'safety pylon'.
4. When you start your car you mutter "ready to roll out".
5. You make zerg noises when you're frustrated.
6. You see a police helicopter and wonder why no arbiter is there.
7. You see a police heli' and glance around for scourge.
8. Sleep ?
9. Its not old pizza any more - It's creep.
10. You'd pay money to make your cursor a running zergling.
11. All your windows sounds are Starcraft.
12. You've admired stars but wonder where Aiur is.
13. Your paycheck became a hallucination when Starcraft appeared.
14. You've got real hypothesis how guardians fly.
15. If you've checked any hole for burrowed zerg.
16. You swear in protoss "Nagat'Zul!"
17. Your CD drive no-longer opens.
18. You've thrown stuff looking for a tech tree chart.
19. You avoid large trucks just in case they start lobbing Scarabs.
20. You've fallen asleep reading the manual / tech-chart / B.net channels.
21. Your car - Seige tank (lockdown to use horn), vulture cycle with speed upgrade, or economy SCV encounter suit?
22. You watch the intro movie every day.
23. You watch the intro movie just to see the new Blizzard logo effect.
24. You've actually checked a local mall for "Tracey's Armory" or "Bob's guns".
25. You visualize red-plague

[Sam]

#123 You took the time to read all this.

lol onda birini filan okuyup scroll'adım sonu gelmiyor diye, süper isabetli tespit..

valla bu forumda öyle insanlar var ki bu tespitler hafif kalır, blizzard "elvis aslında ölmedi" dese ona inanacak insanlar var heh[signature][hline]Elder Scrolls forumunda ES4'ü niye multiplayer özellikli istemediğini izah eden MutantPenguin demiş ki:
People suck, if I want to game I'll do it with/against circuit boards and lines of C++ that know how to RP, not people that don't know how to string a sentence together.

[huun]

blizzardin demesine gerek yok elvis olmedi zaten ^^[signature][hline]You must be silent in front of my famous presence .

[LiquiD]

heh

[Mathias]

hoş .. ama masaüstü bölümündeki top 10 listelerini tercih ederim[signature][hline]What we do in life,echoes in eternity.

[OneWayStreet]

peqi gosu olmak için ne yapmak lasim?


benden 10 oyun almayla başlayin gerçi bu birkaç yilinizi alabilir ama sc 3 gibi yapabilirsiniz bunu ^^;

[Eraqrest]

Santa ve Goliath süpermiş. :D

Bu arada çalışmıyo bu? http://209.67.136.168/[signature][hline]Ee nolcak şimdi?

[Bu mesaj Eraq tarafından 14 Ocak 2005 17:53 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]

[Volfied]

nolcak
ben de 195.174.96.4 ü ezbere biliyorum :)[signature][hline]In Moon I trust
For Moon I live
The Moon I love
The Moon I pray...