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Fransa'dan İran'a uyarı


Shimone

Öne çıkan mesajlar

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Öncelikle, 'Arap Baharı' ve Ortadoğu Barış Süreciyle' ilgili gelişmelerin masaya yatırılacağı konferansta konuşan Sarkozy, ''İran'ın askeri, nükleer ve balistik silah projeleri tehdit oluşturmaya devam ediyor. Bu durum, İran'ın nükleer tesislerine önlem amacıyla bir saldırı düzenlenmesine yol açabilir. Bu da Fransa'nın hiç istemediği büyük bir kriz doğurur'' ifadesini kullandı.


http://www.ntvmsnbc.com/id/25246413/

haberden çok altındaki yorumlar düşündürdü beni. insanların olası bi saldırı durumunda bi tek Fransanın tek başına saldırcakmış gibi düşünmesi çok acı verici.

Benim kendi fikrim ise önümüzdeki 5 sene içinde İran'da da bazı şeyler degisicek gozukuyo
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ShadowFury said:

Fransa tam böyle mahallede kavga çıksa da abilerim karışıp dövse şunları diye millete bulaşan pis veletlerden... de bütün abilerinin ekonomileri sıkıntıda, olay ciddiye binerse kimse kıçını kaldırıp ta kavgaya karışmaz şu ortamda.


+1


iran avrupayı cebinden çıkarır lan sdfgkl. strateji oyunu gibi oynar
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Fransa'nın şanlı askeri geçmişi.

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- Gallic Wars
- Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian. [Or at ths time in history, a Roman -ed.]

- Hundred Years War
- Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." Sainted.

- Italian Wars
- Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians.

- Wars of Religion
- France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots

- Thirty Years War
- France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.

- War of Revolution
- Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.

- The Dutch War
- Tied

- War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War
- Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power.

- War of the Spanish Succession
- Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since.

- American Revolution
- In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting."

- French Revolution
- Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.

- The Napoleonic Wars
- Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.

- The Franco-Prussian War
- Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.

- World War I
- Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States [Entering the war late -ed.]. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.

- World War II
- Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.

- War in Indochina
- Lost. French forces plead sickness; take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu

- Algerian Rebellion
- Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.
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Tenekeadam said:



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Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.


Ahahad cok iyi.
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Tenekeadam said:


- Thirty Years War
- France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway.

- World War I
- Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States [Entering the war late -ed.]. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.


ikincisi özellikle çok ağır lan haha. fransız da olsa insan insandır, bu kadar rencide edilmez.
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