Uncomfortable Plot Summaries

[Aket-Atum]

İngilizce bilenler için

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1LOBtV/www.postmodernbarney.com/2009/04/uncomfortable-plot-summaries//r:f

[Quel-Thul]

BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.

ahaha cok iyi şeyler var

[Aket-Atum]

Bir daha o filmlerden hiç biri aynı olmayacak...

LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.

[Sparkcaster]

PREDATOR: American military-industrial complex ruins first contact with alien life.


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[Sintisyzer]

BLADE: Obsessed loner stalks minority group.

[-Deno-]

STAR WARS: EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: Boy is abused by midget, kisses sister, attempts patricide.

[Sintisyzer]

HARRY POTTER: Celebrity Jock thinks rules don’t apply to him, is right.

[Laurelin]

STAR TREK: Over-sexed officer routinely places crew in danger.

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm111/rollo_tomassi7/kahn1.gif

[Aluriel]

abi çok bomba şeyler var ya

[Fistan]

TRAINSPOTTING: Statutory rapist and junkie sifts through human waste, gets enormous sum of money

[TheRiverBelow]

ROCKY: White man beats black man.

[Bittus]

said:

WATCHMEN: Homosexual destroys New York, blames God.

sgasdfgs

[Phae]

said:

BLADE RUNNER: Man with no apparent skill stumbles into escaped robots, fails to kill most, fucks one.

Zaaaa.

said:

DONNIE DARKO: Hallucinating teen crushed by airplane engine.

Bu filmin normali de bu zaten, editlememiş yorumu.

[Aket-Atum]

FIGHT CLUB: Deranged sociopath guides yuppies to their deaths.

[Sylian]

CONAN THE BARBARIAN: Petty thief murders religious leader.

[Nako]

TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: Tourists have difficulty with regional cuisine.