ıyyyyyyyyy yıvrançsıan

[Werewolf]

Most Semen Swallowed: Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.

Longest Pubes: Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and 28 inches from her minge.

Most Cavernous Crotch: Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina.

Zit Popping: In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7 ft 1 inch.

Greatest Distance Attained for a jet of Semen: Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4 in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7 mph.

Longest Turd: The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2 in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.

Most Prolonged Fart: Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.

Worst Drink: The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghan tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.

Most Offensive Cocktail: This is available from a few select bars in New York. It contains tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mixed, but served with a tampon (unused) instead of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a 'Cunt Pump'.

http://www.unleadedonline.net/uo-46-42.html

[burtonesk]

anca bunlarla uğraş sen salak :X

[niggaknow]

tldr

[barbu]

niggaknow said:

tldr

[adamınbiri]

tlbir

[Buyse]

özet geçsin biri

[adamınbiri]

iğrenç iğrenç şeyler

[roket adam]

çok aradın mu bunları ya ahah

[Sparkcaster]

burtonesk said:

anca bunlarla uğraş sen salak :X

[vaniLLe]

WAAAAT

[rcknrll]

gif i kim koyacak,merak ediyorum.

[Magnum]

cuomd!

[copry]

rcknrll said:

gif i kim koyacak,merak ediyorum.

waitin for it :(

[Farinal]

protein

[mokoko]

[copry]

işte artık bugünüm kötü geçemez
kesinlikle :)o

[Bittus]

http://207.199.174.56/img/ZEIaJAwjra_2002894349033766821_rs.jpg

[Farinal]

[copry]

olmuyor arkadaşlar olmuyor hiçbiri onun yerini tutmuyor.

[copry]

mokoko said:

[dasaaa]

garbage çöp olsa bile temiz tutmak lazım

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpE26Xsr0_Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsjG6tbIfLU

çok kirletmemek gerek 0_Q

[abvblizzard]

Çok hüzünlü.

[dasaaa]

di mi gazetede hakkında yazı bile çıkmış

http://nl.newsbank.com/nl-search/we/Archives?p_product=BX&s_site=sunherald&p_multi=BX&p_theme=realcities&p_action=search&p_maxdocs=200&p_topdoc=1&p_text_direct-0=0EB624033690585A&p_field_direct-0=document_id&p_perpage=10&p_sort=YMD_date:D&s_trackval=GooglePM

[gecko]

said:

Most Prolonged Fart: Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.

ne yemiş acaba

[NoTwisT]

http://forum.paticik.com/thumbnails/75e/0cb/d2a/405/38f/127/a56/fad/662/21e/26_450xNULL.gif