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InneR_ChaoS Community Regular

InneR_ChaoS

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Saeros said:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: well
Stranger: do you speak turkish ?
You: Merhaba
You: :D
You: i only know few words
Stranger: eee ne işi zora sokuyon :)
You: sorry cant understand that
You: zora means hard i guess
Stranger: isim ? ve yaş rica etsem :)

abi adam aç kurt gibi bekliyor şu an, çok komik lan.


o benim lan godlah belani versin D:
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kazýmkarabekir Enthusiast

kazýmkarabekir

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You: marmara ?
Stranger: oha
Stranger: sen de bölüm ne
You: bi dakka az önce konuştuğum kız mısın
You: ahah değilsin dimi
You: osun o zaman cevap vermiyosun
Stranger: tabi ki hayır anam
You: ben neye inanıcağımı şaşırdım amına koyim oda ilk amerikalıyım dedi sonra türküm dedi hacı macı demeye başladı en sonundada kız çıktı
Stranger: ahahaha
Stranger: sağlı sollu ataklarla şaşırtmış seni
You: kız olduğuda muamma uzaylı bile çıkabilir
You: nese ben marmarada değilim bu arada sdf
You: okan üniversitesi
Stranger: lan berkay
Stranger: sen misin olum
You: ahahahaha
You: nerden bildin lan
You: oha
Stranger: başka kimin işi olur lan burda
Stranger: aç herif
You: ahahahah biz niye karşılaşıyoruz lan
Stranger: ne bilim anasını satim
You: ee napıyon nası gidiyo
Stranger: nolsun ya aynı
Stranger: olum geçen hafta mustafaylan buluşmuşunuz niye haber vermiyon biz de gelek
You: ya mustafa şerefsizlik yaptı
You: ben dedim çağıralım diy
You: yok bizbize takılak bilmemne
Stranger: s.tir lan beni mi yiyon sen de
Stranger: hadi berkay a selam söyle bari
You: abi küfretme sakın ahahahahaahah
Stranger: hangi bölüm baba
You: psikoloji
You: senin
Stranger: endüstri müh
Stranger: bak sizin endüstri müh ten berkayı bul tamam mı
Stranger: ona yenice den muhterem in selamını söyle
You: tamam stranger selam söledi derim
Stranger: yenicden muhterem de babacım
You: yeniceli stranger
Stranger: o bilir
You: tamam tamam
You: hadi bana müsade
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Saeros Grand Master

Saeros

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meridyen

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: looking for a chick?
Stranger: or a dick?
You: umm nah
You: neither of them
You: lol
Stranger: okay ahah.
You: sup?
Stranger: not much you
You: not much
You: pretty sleepy
Stranger: what's the time there
You: 01:53 am
Stranger: it's pretty late.
You: yup
Stranger: we might be living in the same meridyen.
You: meridyen ne abi ya.
Stranger: abi ingilizcesi gelmedi aklıma
You: ahahah
You: valla benim de gelmedi şimdi

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Fortuna Proficient

Fortuna

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Saeros said:

meridyen

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: looking for a chick?
Stranger: or a dick?
You: umm nah
You: neither of them
You: lol
Stranger: okay ahah.
You: sup?
Stranger: not much you
You: not much
You: pretty sleepy
Stranger: what's the time there
You: 01:53 am
Stranger: it's pretty late.
You: yup
Stranger: we might be living in the same meridyen.
You: meridyen ne abi ya.
Stranger: abi ingilizcesi gelmedi aklıma
You: ahahah
You: valla benim de gelmedi şimdi


Muhahaha
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Dennis Community Regular

Dennis

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You: hi
Stranger: how have you been
You: not bad
You: u?
Stranger: same same!
Stranger: how was work or school?
You: listen to me
You: we dont have much time
You: a danger is coming from the east
Stranger: oh my!
You: the eye has been awakened
Stranger: the eye?!
Stranger: don't tell me you woke it!
You: you know it...dont you
You: yea i was listening music
You: and it was a heavy metal song
You: and he just woke up man
You: sauron...
Stranger: how could you do that?
You: we must destroy the ring
Stranger: how do we do that? can i wear it first....
You: yes but you must cut your penis first
Stranger: ugh damn it! i guess it is worth it!
You: the ring gives you ultimate sex power
You: we cant risk the group man
Stranger: hmmm....i could.
Stranger: i mean, no not the group. we must not risk it.
You: if you wear it
You: you'll become Sahin K
You: and this will be the end for this world
Stranger: eh thats not that bad actually. but i will resist the urge!
Stranger: so we must get the ring and save the world from doom? a sexy doom
You: yes
You: the world cannot stand against two Sahin Ks
Stranger: true. might have to kill the first one....
Stranger: do you want to be him?
Stranger: or shall i?
You: ok
You: you kill him
You: i'll burry him
Stranger: team effort!
Stranger: ill do it tonight!
You: ok
You: but be careful
You: sahin k has a very good weapon
Stranger: what is it?
You: DENIZDEN BUZ GIBIN PENIS it's name
You: unlucky i dont know how to fight with it
Stranger: OH NOES!
Stranger: ill break out the knife on him.
Stranger: so fast he won't see it coming
You: he'll feel you coming before that
You: there's a little hope on that quest and you can get raped
You: but this is a must for the destiny of our world
Stranger: what are you doing to be doing this whole time while i can get raped and such?
Stranger: *going to be
You: cuz if you dont someone will wear the ring
You: and there'll be two Sahin Ks
Stranger: NOES!!
but i gotta go and save the world!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Saeros Grand Master

Saeros

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Fortuna said:
Saeros said:

meridyen

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: looking for a chick?
Stranger: or a dick?
You: umm nah
You: neither of them
You: lol
Stranger: okay ahah.
You: sup?
Stranger: not much you
You: not much
You: pretty sleepy
Stranger: what's the time there
You: 01:53 am
Stranger: it's pretty late.
You: yup
Stranger: we might be living in the same meridyen.
You: meridyen ne abi ya.
Stranger: abi ingilizcesi gelmedi aklıma
You: ahahah
You: valla benim de gelmedi şimdi


Muhahaha


ahah saeros'a sevgiler diye ekle demiştim eklemiş
http://sozluk.sourtimes.org/show.asp?id=16103072
böyle böyle ünlü olucam, kırıcam şeytanın bacağını, az kaldı!
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Dennis Community Regular

Dennis

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of çok sardı ya

You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: united states?
You: no
You: ıraq
You: u?
Stranger: us
You: interesting
Stranger: what do you mean iraq
Stranger: thats bullshit
You: let me ask you something
You: what the hell are you people looking for in our country?
Stranger: ask
Stranger: why the hell do you assume a 19 year old college student has anything to do at all with stupid presidents starting stupid wars
You: good answer
You: you won
You: wars are stupid, meaningless
You: and i'm not even from ıraq, i'm just bullshiting you
Stranger: yeah no shit
Stranger: where are you from
You: vietnam
You: and let me ask you something
Stranger: hahahaha
You: what the hell were you people looking for in our country?
Stranger: that weed
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Ardeth Grand Master

Ardeth

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: girl? guy?
You: guy
You: you can disconnect
Stranger: ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: my name is glauber.
You: pleased meet you globber
Stranger: im male...
You: me too
Stranger: and you?
You: so you can disconnect
Stranger: thank you.
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