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Sixoms Rising Star

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i like you
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: who ar you
You: im you
Stranger: you are my soul
You: you are my heart
Stranger: you are my kidney
You: im your dad
Stranger: a diamond
You: a gold
Stranger: a silver
You: a copper
Stranger: a tin
You: love
You: is
Stranger: an old rusty chainmail crafted by an elven niggar blacksmith
You: our
You: destiny
Stranger: do you wanna wear it
You: a katana crafted by me
You: do you wanna die?
Stranger: mortal strike on you
Stranger: mortal strike crits you by 9400
You: i died.
Stranger: you lose 490 honor point
You: but i gain yo
You: u
Stranger: yea yea
Stranger: :h
Stranger: a lot of tits
You: too much cock
Stranger: you are in the field of the cok
You: we are together forever
Stranger: we can be heroes
You: we can save the world!
Stranger: yes we can
You: i think so
Stranger: yea
You: oh yeah
Stranger: yeaaahhh!!!
You: THİS İS ...
Stranger: MADNESS
You: Yeahhh
Stranger: YEAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: YYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
You: DİE BİTCH
Stranger: DIE EMPEROR BETRAYER
You: this is our LEGEND
Stranger: YOU WATCH TOO MUCH TV
You: YOU TOO
Stranger: YOU
You: IM YOU
Stranger: YOU
Stranger: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
Stranger: DO YOU KNOW????
You: YES
Stranger: I AM THE PRESIDENT OF MADAGASCAR
Stranger: I AM SHUTTING DOWN
Stranger: EVERYTHING
You: YOU ARE GREAT
You: YOU LİTTLE BASTARD
Stranger: OHOHO
Stranger: you are the grinch
You: you too



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Sixoms Rising Star

Sixoms

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ahah

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You: hi babe
Stranger: hi
You: asl babe
Stranger: no baba
You: niye be kanka
Stranger: where are you from
You: hacı bırak bu ingilizce ayaklarını ya
Stranger: ulan sendemi türksün :)
You: babe diyoruz anlamıyosun
Stranger: haha hacı bu kladar olmaz yaa
You: niye ya
Stranger: daha deminde adama how are you from diyom
Stranger: adam hemen anladı türk olduğumu :)
You: ahaha

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Ardeth Grand Master

Ardeth

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bi girdim tekrar işte ruh budur sdf

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Stranger: THE GAME
You: MUDKIPZ!!
You: A THREE HEADED MUDKIP
You: LOOK OVER THERE
Stranger: COUNTER MUDKIPZ
You: *you dont have enough mana*
Stranger:
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You: ERRRG THEY BITE ME
You: OMG SHOP DA WOOOOOOOOOP
Stranger: CAPS
You: LONGCAT HEEEELP
Stranger: USBCABLE GO
You: huh?
Stranger: newfags don't know about my usbcable
You: soo
You: u liek mudkipz?
Stranger: i love them
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dasaaa Grand Master

dasaaa

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abi..

aptalca..


Stranger: heyy
You: hey
Stranger: whats up
You: i am kinda nervous
Stranger: ha why is that?
You: i hope they are not following us..
Stranger: who is they and us
Stranger: and why would they be following us
You: feds man feds!
You: they are everywhere! since i stole the book from thos edamn freemasons!
Stranger: hmmm
You: i have to sell it
Stranger: do you tink theres something hidden in the book?
You: i dont wanna know!
Stranger: what if it has something that leads to untold riches!
You: it is something like.. CURSE.. everybody is after this book..
Stranger: think about that
You: ah.. you may be right
You: but htere is a puzzle or lock on the book
You: i am not able to open it..
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: tell me. i may be able to solve it
You: ok take the book..
You: hold on!
You: you are not gonna steal it rgiht?
Stranger: i wont
Stranger: promise
You: allright..
You: i m kinda nervous.. still nervous
You: there you go..
Stranger: oh...
Stranger: oh wow!
You: see that parts are moving..
Stranger: its heavy!
You: and this part is turning like this
Stranger: hmmm yeah i see
You: but nope there is a glitch in here
Stranger: wow someone spent some serious time making this
You: it looks kinda old.. ancient..
Stranger: yeah... i can tell
Stranger: but still in near pristine condition
You: is that button moving?
You: i mean.. if we press there and pull this string..
Stranger: yeah... it seems to be!
You: come on!
Stranger: wait.... i think i see a switch on the side
Stranger: damn... its tough to pull
You: let me hold the book.. then you can pull it
Stranger: alright
Stranger: 3...
Stranger: 2...
Stranger: 1...
You: 1
Stranger: PULL!
You: HEY
You: i think you did that!
Stranger: oh shit! dude check it out!!!
You: hey mate i cannot read hebrew..
You: what does it say?
Stranger: damn, me either
Stranger: wait... i'll put it in google translate
Stranger: fuck i cant type hebrew characters on my keyboard
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUU
You: damn!
You: i told you.. selling was the best idea..
Stranger: fuck... i hate it when oyu're right
You: now we opened it, and feds are still behind us.
Stranger: alright... heres the plan:
You: listening..
Stranger: my brother is in the army, he flys helicopters. he is currently 5 minutes away, flying. if we can stall the feds for 5 mins, he can fly over and pick us up
Stranger: all i have are: a paperclip, a flare, an empty roll of toilet paper, and a sharpened pencil
Stranger: oh and an expired condom
Stranger: any ideas?
You: ehm.. so who you gonna call! mc gayver..
You: let me think lemme think
You: ayth.. we gonna use the flare for the signal.. to your brother.. right..
Stranger: no... my telephone has gps
Stranger: he can track me with it
Stranger: the flare is for our disposal
You: allright with expired condom and pencil may be we can make a sling shot then..
Stranger: and dont ask why i have one... long store
Stranger: alright, yeah!
You: and threw the flare to burn the toilet paper roll!
Stranger: yeah!
You: arson can burn this place up and we can run away from the feds
You: lets do this bro..
Stranger: alright
You: let burn this place up!
Stranger: fuck yeah1
Stranger: *!
You: is this flare has an ignition or we need a lighter..
Stranger: it has its own
Stranger: alright... lighting in...
Stranger: 3...
Stranger: 2...
Stranger: 1...
Stranger: SHIT... it failed!!
You: wo! what hapenned there mate?
You: i cant see any smoke or fire..
Stranger: i dont fucking know
Stranger: it woulnt light
Stranger: LOOK! over there
Stranger: a SINGLE match
Stranger: we can do it...
You: allright, i will close the windows to prevent wind..
You: come on maaann..
You: you can do it!
Stranger: lighting....
Stranger: match lit!
Stranger: okay... my hands are shaking as i attempt to light the flare
You: there you go.
You: slowly
Stranger: lighting...........
Stranger: GOT IT!
Stranger: alright... it's flaring its flaring!!!
You: allright! just throw it away!
Stranger: throwing!!!
You: and what are you waiting for..
You: just throw the damn flare..
Stranger: i did
You: you did.. oh!
You: you threw it on me!
You: got i am on fire!
Stranger: ahh sorry
You: fuck
Stranger: shit shit shit
You: fuck! i m burning man!
Stranger: i'm pissing on you!!
You: hollly crap!
Stranger: damn... i shouldnt have drank so much... my piss is lighting on fire
Stranger: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: FUCK MY DICK IS BURNING
You: dont piss on me! let me burn!
You: fuck you are burning too..
You: fuck the book is on fire!
You: piss on the book piss on the boook!
Stranger: dude FUCK THE BOOK
Stranger: this shit has caused nothing but trouble
You: YUP
You: btw that blaze is lookşng good on your hair..
Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... not my hair!!
Stranger: damn i shouldt have used that oil to shampoo with... fuck
You: hey i thought it is the new fashion.. HOT HAIR FASHION!
You: well you look good when you are bald too..
Stranger: hmmm... i guess you are right
You: do i look like freddy kruger?
Stranger: hahahah yeah!!
Stranger: just like him!
You: ahahhahahha
You: anyway.. cheer mate. thanks for the great conversation
You: got to go to study again.. argh..
You: *cheers mate
Stranger: same man
Stranger: been a pleasure
You: take care
You: bye


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