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[Bella]

hahahahha ay çok güldüm kim Türk kim değil hemen anlaşılıyo ya bu kadar belli etmeyin.

[Mr_Hand]

Spidee said:

DUCKS

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
Stranger: pleased you could make it
You: Yeah me
You: too
You: It was hard to find
Stranger: it's a struggle, isn't it
You: Well yeah, but lets get to the point
Stranger: frankly i don't know why we bother
You: Do you have it?
Stranger: yeah, i have
You: Let me see
Stranger: whoa whoa whoa
Stranger: the ducks?
You: Yeah, isn't that our deal?
Stranger: i need to see them first
You: Hmm
You: Ok
You: =o=
Stranger: i'd like to avoid the complications that happened last time
You: That's a part of it
You: Now we're cool?
Stranger: no....no no no!
Stranger: these are mallards!
Stranger: what kind of chump do you take me for?
You: Look
You: Do you want it or not?
Stranger: these aren't the ducks!
Stranger: you said you had the paradis shelducks
Stranger: *paradise
You: I didn't said it will be ducks
You: I said it'll look like ducks
Stranger: that was the agreement!
Stranger: sorry, no deal
You: Well if you don't want them
You: I can find others
Stranger: good! i'm glad
Stranger: but you won't be getting the million dollar reward
Stranger: for my lose paradise shelducks
You: I don't want the money
Stranger: that you claim to have found
You: I want glory
Stranger: well...
Stranger: ...then find the right fucking ducks
You: These are the ducks!
Stranger: yes, they ARE ducks
You: No they're not ducks
Stranger: but you seem to be missing the point
You: They are THE ducks
You: You're hurting them
You: Really
Stranger: you can't just grab some mallards and pass them off as my ducks
You: They don't want you anymore
Stranger: i'm not a fool
You: Well, apparently you're not
You: But they are sensitivite ducks
Stranger: i don't give a flying toss about their personal problems
Stranger: i have my own ducks to worry about
You: Do NOT use that words about them!
Stranger: incidentally, i almost thought my worrying was over
You: You are being rude
You: They'll hunt you down you know
Stranger: hey, *I* didn't bring them here!
You: And they are everywhere
You: They'll find you
You: And tell cuss words to you
Stranger: fucking mallards..
You: They'll piss on your rug too
Stranger: couple of skanky mallards by the look of it
You: You can't avoid them
You: This deal is OVER
You: Even if I don't end it
You: They won't come with you
You: Steve will want them
You: He's good guy
Stranger: steve?
Stranger: who the fuck is steve
You: He can take care of them
You: Don't you Steve?
You: THE Steve?
Stranger: good for him
You: The duck guy?
Stranger: i know plenty of steves
Stranger: noooooooo
Stranger: not THAT duck guy?
You: Yes he is!
Stranger: how could you?!
You: You made me to
You: I don't want that either
You: But you leave me no choice
Stranger: he doesn't just "take care" of them....
Stranger: he....he...
You: That's not my problem
Stranger: oh god, i think i'm going to be sick...
Stranger: oh, i don't know...
You: Well do you want any monkeys?
Stranger: once you get involved with steve...
You: They can cook too
Stranger: sure, i'll take some monkeys
You: Let me check my stuff
You: AHA
Stranger: what?
You: What do you thing about that one?
You: It's green but whatever
Stranger: that one's okay...
You: Still a monkey right?
Stranger: i don't get why you put them all in those dresses
You: Presentation
You: It's important
Stranger: that one has a corset...!
Stranger: where do you even FIND that?
You: My mom made it
You: Isn't that nice ^^
Stranger: i...i...
Stranger: i dunno, this is kinda weird
You: You have to see it with his hat
Stranger: really, i'm a little freaked out
Stranger: this one's throwing shit at me
You: He does that sometimes
You: Just ignore him
Stranger: yeah, but...
Stranger: look at me
You: Well you are a duck guy
You: You have to learn living with it
You: Ducks are worse
Stranger: a duck guy covered in monkey shit
You: It looks good on you
You: Really
Stranger: i'm heading straight to a duck convention
Stranger: if arrive all covered in monkey shit, i'm finished
You: Well I gotta go
Stranger: that's it for me
You: Here's your monkey
Stranger: no more duck grantd
Stranger: *grants
You: You want the mallards as well?
Stranger: fuck your monkeys!
Stranger: i want nothing to do with you!
You: Well
You: Steve will
Stranger: nooooooooooo
You: Yes
You: Sorry
Stranger: it's......it's out of my hands now
You: Life is not fair
You: You'll get over it
You: Now I've gotta go
Stranger: i wish i never met you! (sob)
You: Hmph
You: Nice to meet you too buddy
You: Ducky days to you
You have disconnected.

Lan keşke MSN falan isteseydim ehah.

ohahaha snatch - big lebovski arası bi tat aldım huahauh

[Sixoms]

bana hiç türk gelmedi yalnız 1 saattir, ilginç.

[fede]

bahta bak bendeki.
millet fin kızlarıyla konuşur.
bana odtü makina düşüyor sdfsdf

[Tripling]

Kıza bak ya 12 yaşında gitmiş :D

You: thank you so much
Stranger: are you a virgin?
You: nope sure :)
You: u ?
You: i said im 21 years old :))
Stranger: nope
Stranger: when was your first time?
You: when i was 15
You: ur ?
Stranger: 12 ;)
You: :))
You: i thing its too young for sex :)
Stranger: yeah, ah well :)
Stranger: who was your first time with?
You: he was my school friend
You: and ur ?
Stranger: cousin ;)

[ShadowFury]

Sixoms said:

bana hiç türk gelmedi yalnız 1 saattir, ilginç.

hepsi 16/f/fin de ondan :p
türklerin yani

[7thBreath]

cidden ya çok fazla troll var yada çok fazla fin,swe ve hollandalı kız var.

[ShadowFury]

alayı troll bence^^

[Masquerade]

Tripling said:

Kıza bak ya 12 yaşında gitmiş :D

You: thank you so much
Stranger: are you a virgin?
You: nope sure :)
You: u ?
You: i said im 21 years old :))
Stranger: nope
Stranger: when was your first time?
You: when i was 15
You: ur ?
Stranger: 12 ;)
You: :))
You: i thing its too young for sex :)
Stranger: yeah, ah well :)
Stranger: who was your first time with?
You: he was my school friend
You: and ur ?
Stranger: cousin ;)

ohaoahhaha

kuzen. (tu)

[Bella]

çöktü mü site açılmıyo

[SeaGle]

kuzenle asdasdasdasd

[Tripling]

Masquerade said:

Tripling said:

Kıza bak ya 12 yaşında gitmiş :D

You: thank you so much
Stranger: are you a virgin?
You: nope sure :)
You: u ?
You: i said im 21 years old :))
Stranger: nope
Stranger: when was your first time?
You: when i was 15
You: ur ?
Stranger: 12 ;)
You: :))
You: i thing its too young for sex :)
Stranger: yeah, ah well :)
Stranger: who was your first time with?
You: he was my school friend
You: and ur ?
Stranger: cousin ;)

ohaoahhaha

kuzen. (tu)

ensestmisin diye geldi bana direkt

[pogodi]

Stranger: Hi, 22 year old with a fetish for girls farting. How are you?

[fede]

felaket trolledim
alman çocuğun birine 19 yaşında ukraynalayım dedim
yalvarttım almanı

[Bunneh]

male here, horny cam 2 cam?

bunu yazan burdan mıydı

[7thBreath]

sonunda kapayabildim siteyi
feci bağımlılık yapıyo :D

[Bella]

sıkıldım kapadım.

[Sixoms]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: tell me something secret and fantastic about yourself.
Stranger: everything about me is fantastic
You: ooov
You: nice reply
You: i like that
You: you are now the top on the list lol
Stranger: ow thank u :D
Stranger: what kind of list is it ? :D
Stranger: lol
You: %90 percent of the people in this site
You: says im gay lol
You: or bisexual
Stranger: lol
Stranger: asl?
You: 20 f usa
You: u?
Stranger: 21 m turkey
Stranger: what is ur name?
You: chrissa
You: ur?
Stranger: kamil
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: nice name
You: how do u find this site
Stranger: i found this site 10 minutes a go and joined,
Stranger: found that a forum
You: nice which forum
You: global forum or
You: your country?
Stranger: forum my county
Stranger: a turkish forum
You: oo can you give me the link
You: i want to join that
Stranger: yeah i can, but you cant write something without Turkish
You: hmm the language in the forum is turkish?
Stranger: yes
You: isnt it new topic or sth?
Stranger: it was random topic, talking about this site
Stranger: i wondered and joined
You: owner of this site is my friend
You: im asking this questions because of that :]
You: can you say me which forum is that?
Stranger: hımm.. i understood
Stranger: http://forum.donanimhaber.com/forumid_12/p_/tmode_1/smode_1/tt.htm
You: thank you
You: for your answers
You: you help this site
Stranger: no problem..
You: c u
Stranger: c u?
You: it means im leaving now
You: goodbye

sonunda dh den biri geldi. konu nerden nereye bağlandı ahah.

[SeaGle]

said:

Stranger: what is ur name?
You: chrissa
You: ur?
Stranger: kamil

isimler uyumluymuş gibi lan

[Saeros]

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You: MR FRODO, NO
You: hi
You: WHAT?
You: yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[roket adam]

Birkaç saat bıraktık siteyi, artık asl'de İstanbul yazınca direkt disco yapıyor elemanlar. asl'nin l sini yazmamaya başladım, ısrarla from diye sordular, PLANET EARTH dedim, yine disco.

Naptınız lan siteye.

[fede]

iğrenç ingilzcem varmış lan

[elesso]

fede oyuna gir

[Saeros]

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We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The Police have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide
You: yes.

[Sixoms]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: nolur bu akşam maç
Stranger: hi
Stranger: kuk fitta knulla?
You: mamochi mamochi
Stranger: du o jag imorrn på hotellet?
You: vidi vidi vinci
You: meaise vadaa
You: ?
Stranger: kuk kuki kuk
Stranger: slicka fitaah
You: damanayaro ayarooo
You: neoluar rsana oyinea gelena
You: witeher ehusu?
Stranger: fitta ihuset?
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You: fitta mikumena?
Stranger: kuken rullar på asfalten
You: diyosaan mikellos mucos kiko
You: vada ni vüet du mondieu?
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You: anus mokeiane tasmus erasmus?
Stranger: anus mucho va är mus en rasmus
Stranger: kuk
You: kuky anus ur awsomenka
Stranger: asl??
You: you first lol
Stranger: swe 13 male roflmao
You: nice conversation
You have disconnected.

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