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Ama bu kadar olmaz ki :'(

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no honey, you shouldn't be worried at all. russia didn't invade georgia, they invaded a breakaway province in south carolina. georgia is pretty safe, because as all americans and intelligent russians know, there's nothing there worth invading to get. the russians can get cheap bourbon, pickup trucks with confederate flags and syphilitic hookers right there on the streets of moscow, they don't need to come over here for that.
Bone Grand Master

Bone

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bu ne be lol


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Dammit! Russia beat us to teleportation technology! Ok! This has happened before! Here's what you do!

A: Get every bottle in your house and fill it with water. Russians melt when they make contact with water! I learned this from 'The Wizard of Oz'
B: Run in the direction of the nearest large body of water! If there is none nearby, see B2
B2: Call the police, they will send fire trucks to your location. The fire trucks have high-powered hoses that instantly destroy anything Russian made.
C: Wait for already said forces from Michigan to come. It has already been reported on the news that their private army has been equipped with the latest Super-Soakers. They will be moving out as soon as possible!
D: Change your radio station to 94.2FM, they will be giving evacuation locations.
E: If you do not have access to a radio, phone, or any other source of communication, find the nearest fire hydrant and open it. Michigan forces will be looking for water blasting into the sky, and will come to you immediately
F: If all else fails, hide in the nearest enclosed area with a knife. Russians have no ability to open doors and will attempt to slide underneath it. When they do, strike!
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