Harry Potter - Paso - Komik filan

[horacegoesskiing]

Eskiler hatırlar, lisedeyken pasoların arkasında yazan paso kelimesi yerine başka bi kelime koyup sesli okuyup çok gülerdik ya... hah onun gibi bişi buldum paylaşiim dedim. valla ben çok güldüm okurken.

said:

Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
Let's see the results...

"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

Ok
I have found, definitive proof
that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
"Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
O_______O
Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

[Bu mesaj horacegoesskiing tarafından 11 Eylül 2004 22:28 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]

[kiddo]

eheh hoş

[horacegoesskiing]

türkçe olmaz.[signature][hline]The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

[Dynun]

said:

Valeron, 11 Eylül 2004 22:27 tarihinde demiş ki:
türkcesi yok mu ?

[signature][hline]:." Storm Earth and Fire! Heed my call!
Ben istemedim gitmeni,kedi istedi.

[axedice]

:lol: Silver stuff bide Hermione davası çok iyiymiş[signature][hline]There is a void in my chest where I once had a heart, and from this emptiness springs all the sufferings in the Multiverse . . .

[BabacumMostors]

"Dil" diye bir yazı vardı orta 2 türkçe kitabında biz de bütün dil kelimesi yerine yine 3 harfli bir uzuv koyup okurduk..

teeyteey walla yaa ne günlermiş..[signature][hline]Türkler Orta-Asya'dayken günlük ihtiyaçları için savaşırlarmış;
"-Ulan kaşık düşmanı, baltamı getir. Ekmek almaya gidiyorum"

Kapattık dükkanı

[hired_gun]

bende dedim harry potter akbil falan mi kullanio otobüse ( mesela 112) ye binip mi gitçek artik okuluna[signature][hline]Try to hit me , tempt me, push me, pussies,
I need a good reason to give this trigger a good squeeze...

[Angelotti]

işte harry potter daki "asa" yerine "penüs" koymuşlar. Herkes eliyle tutuyormuş 12 inç lik asaymış filan işte.[signature][hline]Adım Boojack, lebleklebelek ?
Icq:161010949
Chainsaw is the law

[Cons]

said:

"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

ahahha süper[signature][hline]hügolülülülülüüüüüüüü!!

[hulahoppadanayar]

ahah hoşuma gitti valla

up diyorum başka bişey demiyorum..[signature][hline]Welcome to linux land, sometimes in silent nights you can hear the windows machines are rebooting..
[/b]Msn adresim

[Cd-]

Komik gelmedi...[signature][hline][Bob Marley]
Ben!!!(Ünlemlere de bak)
Başkalarından övgü bekleyenler, mutluluklarını onların ellerine bırakmış zavallılardır.

[DoGMeaT]

güldüm ben baya.[signature][hline]Kapansın camiler açılsın meyhaneler
İçin dostlarım benim için
için için...

[ultrAslan]

said:

Dynun, 11 Eylül 2004 22:28 tarihinde demiş ki:

said:

Valeron, 11 Eylül 2004 22:27 tarihinde demiş ki:
türkcesi yok mu ?

[signature][hline]"eski açık sarı desene"
ultrAslan

[CusTodeM]

pouahhua[signature][hline]"I can give anything you want,but don't want something that i don't want to give"
"Deneyim zor bir ögretmendir çünkü sınavı önce,dersi sonra verir"
Mix|MSN|Blogs of my life

[MeSh]

heh hoşmuş[signature][hline]Meshcharakou -ElitE-

[Dojorel]

Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang
Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

ahaha, kitabi okurken hic boyle dusunmemistim.[signature][hline]Piiys

[montezaus]

çok hoş bir şey de geyik konuları uplamak anlamsız geliyor bana baya.[signature][hline]not sleeping okay/drinking too much.trapped in hyperspace.?.the girl disappeared, smiling and blowing kisses. A white light flooded the room/this was the moment of awakening: the audience were relieved to find themselves in their own company...someo (text unclear) did not awaken, this was a white nightmare: faces aglow with laughing, limp complacency/apparently uninhibited...

**no more dinosaurs @montezaus
*** montezaus.deviantart.com

[athea]

LOL supermis

[zgrw]

wang ne demek ? tahmin ettiğim türde bişi değildir umarım :)[signature][hline]Her sabah yolunu gözlerim ,
Buğdayların arasındaki yeşil okyanusları görebilmek ,
Kır çiçeklerinin kokusunu duyabilmek ,
Beni sevdiğini hayal edebilmek için...
Geyyik
[Bu imza zgrw tarafından 18 January 2004 17:38 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]

[Ractamainus]

düşündüğün gibi birşey zgrw :)

oha be! hayri pıtır gibi masum bir hikayeyi soktukları duruma bak :D[signature][hline]is all that we see or seem
but a dream within a dream?
Edgar Allan Poe

[Absolut]

Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers.[signature][hline]Kalplerdeki Kaymak
Kızımız Duru
Yeni Yılınız kutlu olsun PATİ abilerim ablalarım

[Dragonutopia]

LoL:D[signature][hline]Magic.Yes,I know you think you know what it is,and how it works.You don't.You are an ignorant fool,just like all the others.

Khelben 'Blackstaff' Arunsun