Internet shorthand as if written by a proper Englishman

[Sylian]

http://thefrogman.me/post/808068993/internet-shorthand-as-if-written-by-a-proper-englishman


tits or gtfo - tits or get the fuck out

Madam, I ask that you reveal your bosom to me, for if you do not, I must request that you depart hastily.

ASL - age/sex/location

I would like to inquire the number of years you have spent on this earth, the specifics of what genitalia you possess, as well as the geographic area you occupy.

[Seele]

asl iyimis.

[sipeyskeyk]

omg - oh my god

Gordon Bennett!

zomg - oh my god with a z at the beginning

zGordon Bennett!



ahaaaahahhahaha

edit: bu da bobmaymış aşlsdsakjşd

fml - fuck my life

I am British.

[Bone]

"bloody" içeren var mı aralarında?