memorable quotes

[Sam]

imdb'deki karıncaların sunduğu güzel bir özelliğin kıymetini kavramakta geç kalmışım, belki siz de hoşlandığınız quote'ları paylaşmak istersiniz.

*gizliden gizliye ema fm'e rakip olmak gibi bir niyeti yoktur*

Pulp Fiction
Jules Winnfield: Wanna know what I'm buyin' Ringo?
Pumpkin: What?
Jules Winnfield: Your life. I'm givin' you that money so I don't hafta kill your ass. You read the Bible?
Pumpkin: Not regularly.
Jules Winnfield: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.[hline]Death and I are old friends. Let me introduce you...

[RaistlinMajere]

imdb ne[hline]Nasıl yapılmalı ölüm ayini?...
Bu ağıt nasıl söylenmeli?...
Bu genç yaşta ölen,
En sevdiğim insan için

[Denth]

internet movie database

[Zed]

-whose motorcycle is this?
-it's a chopper baby
-whose chopper is this?
-its zed's baby
-who's zed?
-zed's dead baby, zed's dead...[hline]change......

[Ceday]

ehe sam, samuel jackson sölüyo demi o lafları:)

[Sam]

ehe adaşım jackson diyo severim kendisini.. :)

4 mesaj gelmiş, sadece biri esas maksada matuf. hadiyin aslanlar göreyim sizi! *vınn vınn*

the Good, the Bad and the Ugly

Tuco Benedicto Juan Ramirez aka "the Rat": There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend: Those with a rope around the neck, and the people who have the job of doing the cutting.

Blondie: You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.[hline]Death and I are old friends. Let me introduce you...

[RaistlinMajere]

zed

ben onu biryerlerden hatırlyorum yaws.....



.....

Haaa hatırladım eksen de reklamlar bölümünde söylüyorlar
arada bir de matrix i geçiyorlar onu da ayzsın biri
benim aklımd değil[hline]Nasıl yapılmalı ölüm ayini?...
Bu ağıt nasıl söylenmeli?...
Bu genç yaşta ölen,
En sevdiğim insan için

[_Mayhem_]

oh my god I killed kenny! you bastard!!

[_Mayhem_]

Devil's Advocate


John Milton (Al Pacino): He gives men instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift and then what does he do? I swear for his own amusement, for his own private cosmic gag reel, he sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. look, but don't touch! touch, but don't taste! taste, but don't swallow! and while you're jumping from one foot to the next, what's he doing? He's laughing his sick fucking ass off! he's a tight ass! He's a sadist! He's an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never!

[Sam]

Terminator 2: Judgment Day
John Connor: No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don't say "affirmative," or some shit like that. You say "no problemo." And if someone comes on to you with an attitude you say "eat me." And if you want to shine them on it's "hasta la vista, baby."
The Terminator: Hasta la vista, baby.
John Connor: Yeah! Or "later dickwad." And if someone gets upset you say, "chill out"! Or you can do combinations.
The Terminator: Chill out, dickwad.
John Connor: Great! See, you're getting it!
The Terminator: No problemo.

the Matrix
Tank: Here you go, buddy; "Breakfast of Champions."
Mouse: If you close your eyes, it almost feels like you're eating runny eggs.
Apoc: Yeah, or a bowl of snot.
Mouse: Do you know what it really reminds me of? Tasty Wheat. Did you ever eat Tasty Wheat?
Switch: No, but technically, neither did you.
Mouse: That's exactly my point. Exactly! Because you have to wonder: how do the machines know what Tasty Wheat tasted like? Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what I think Tasty Wheat tasted like actually tasted like oatmeal, or tuna fish. That makes you wonder about a lot of things. You take chicken, for example: maybe they couldn't figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything![hline]Death and I are old friends. Let me introduce you...

[_Mayhem_]

Reservoir Dogs

Mr. Pink: You kill anybody?
Mr. White: A few cops.
Mr. Pink: No real people?
Mr. White: Just cops...

[Sam]

Blues Brothers
Jake Blues: [to Sister Mary Stigmata] 5 grand? No problem, we'll have it for you in the morning. Let's go, Elwood.
Sister Mary Stigmata: No, no, I will not take your filthy stolen money!
Jake Blues: Well then... I guess you're really up Shit Creek.
[Sister Mary Stigmata hits Jake Blues with a ruler for using that kind of language]
Sister Mary Stigmata: I beg your pardon, what did you say?
Jake Blues: I offered to help you... You refused to take our money. Then I said; I guess you're really up Shit Creek.
[Sister Mary Stigmata hits Jake Blues with the ruler again]
Elwood Blues: Christ Jake! Take it easy man.
[Sister Mary Stigmata hits Elwood Blues]
Jake Blues: Oh shit!
[Sister Mary Stigmata hits Jake Blues]
Elwood Blues: Jesus Christ!
[Sister Mary Stigmata hits Elwood Blues]
Jake Blues: Shit!

Back to the Future
George McFly: Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain.

[Dr. Emmet Brown is doubting Marty McFly's story about that he is from the future]
Dr. Emmet Brown: Then tell me, "future boy", who is president in the United States in 1985?
Marty McFly: Ronald Reagan.
Dr. Emmet Brown: Ronald Reagan? The actor?! Who's Vice President? Jerry Lewis?
Marty McFly: What?
Dr. Emmet Brown: I suppose Jane Wyman is the first lady! And Jack Benny is secretary of the treasury! I've had enough practical jokes for one evening! Good day, future boy![hline]Death and I are old friends. Let me introduce you...

[Emaleth]

Şabanoğlu Şaban
Ramazan: Şaban olum bu ne?
Şaban: Elmaaa...
Ramazan: S koy.
Şaban: Selmaaa (sırıtır)
Ramazan: Kıçına koy.
Şaban: Olur mu olum, ayıptır, ehıhıhı...
Ramazan: Olum Elma'nın kıçına s koy.
Şaban: AA Elmaaasss. Yakaladım seni hırkız!

[_Mayhem_]

Tony Montana: You fuck with me, you fuck with the best!

Tony Montana: you know what capitalism is? getting fucked!


Al Pacino in Scarface

ps: hastasıyım ulen

[athea]

usual suspects

Dave Kujan: Do you know a dealer named Ruby Deamer, Verbal?
Verbal Kint: Do you know a religious guy named John Paul?
Dave Kujan: Did you know Ruby's in Attica?
Verbal Kint: He didn't have my lawyer.

[athea]

friends

bi bolumde phoebe monica'nin sacini keser ama igrenc olur sac ehu

Ross Geller: How's Monica?

Phoebe Buffay: She's calmed down a bit. I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling.

Ross Geller: How's the hair?

Phoebe Buffay: I'm not gonna lie to you Ross. It doesn't look good.

Joey Tribbiani: Can we see her?

Phoebe Buffay: No, your hair looks too good. I think it would only upset her.

Rachel Green: Oh.

Phoebe Buffay: Ross, you can go on in.

[_Mayhem_]

Keaton always said: "I don't believe in god but I'm afraid of him". well I believe in god..and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.

Usual Suspects

[athea]

heuehuehu bu da friends'den
monica babasinin arkadasi bi adamla cikmaya basladiginda:

Monica Geller: I'm dating a guy whose pool I once peed in.
Richard: I didn't need to know that.

[_Mayhem_]

Opinions are like assholes. everyone has got one.
-Clint eastwood,dirty harry


Müslüm Gürses'ten 2 tane
-adam öldürürüm ama katil olamam
-yumurtaya can veren allahim yeşil biberi nasil yarattin?

Rambo
-kim bu rambo,tanrı mı
-tanrı affeder,rambo affetmez

[athea]

ahahah hastasiyim friends'in

[Joey has packed an emergency kit with food, Mad-Libs and condoms.]

Chandler Bing: Condoms?
Joey Tribbiani: We don't know how long we're gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world.
Chandler Bing: And condoms are the way to do that?


Monica Geller: Mom and Dad have always liked you better!
Ross Geller: Hey! I married a lesbian to make you look good!


[Doing a crossword puzzle.]
Ross Geller: Heating device.
Phoebe Buffay: Radiator.
Ross Geller: Five letters.
Phoebe Buffay: Rdatr.

Chandler Bing: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. ...Did I say that out loud?


[Monica and Richard are about to tell Monica's parents about their relationship]
Monica Geller: Can't we tell your parents first?
Richard Burke: They're both dead.
Monica Geller: Oh, you are *so* lucky!


Phoebe Buffay: No, Mr Heckels, we're not making any noise.
Mr. Heckles: You're disturbing my oboe practice.
Phoebe Buffay: You don't even play the oboe!
Mr. Heckles: I could play the oboe.
Phoebe Buffay: Well, then I'll have to ask you to keep it down!


Joey Tribbiani: Pheebs, you wanna help?
Phoebe Buffay: Oh, I wish I could, but I really don't want to.


Phoebe Buffay: I just went to my old apartment to get you the, the cookie recipe, and that stupid fire burned it up.
Monica Geller: No! Why didn't you make a copy and, and keep in a fireproof box and keep it at least 100 yards away from the original!
Phoebe Buffay: Because I'm normal.


heuehuehue phoebe rulzzzzzzzzz

[Elminster]

Matrix
Spoon boy: Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Spoon boy: There is no spoon.
Neo: There is no spoon?
Spoon boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.

[Elminster]

Agent smith'in de hakkini yemeyelim, o da guzel laflar etmisti:

Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure

[Elminster]

Filmdeki en sevilmeyen karakterlerden biridir, o da hakli aslinda
matrix
Cypher: You know, I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? [Takes a bite of steak] Ignorance is bliss.

[Popeye]

Battal Gazi

Cüneyt: ben senin kancık kelleni ödlek bedeninden ayırmaya geldim

[Denth]

Don Vito Corleone in the Godfather: Im gonna make him an offer he cannot refuse!

Cameron Poe in Con Air: I trust two people in life. One is me, the other is not you!

Cüneyt Arkin in Battal Gazinin Oğlu: Azrail!in habercisi seydi Battal. Canını almaya geldim.

Hababam Sınıfı
Kel Mahmut: Kim o inek?
Şaban: Benim efeniimmm hı hı hııı