But If We Started Dating It Would Ruin Our Friendship

[Asteroth]

said:

But If We Started Dating It Would Ruin Our Friendship Where I Ask You To Do Things And You Do Them

I really like you. I do. You're so nice, and sweet, and you listen to all my problems and respond with the appropriate compliments. But, well, I don't really see a relationship in our future. It would be terrible if we let sex destroy this great friendship we have where I get everything I want and you get nothing you want. Don't you think?

I knew you would understand. You always do.

We're so perfect as friends, you know? I can tell you anything, and you know you can always come to me anytime you need to hear me bitch about work or how ugly I feel. You wouldn't want to ruin a friendship like that just so you could be my boyfriend, and have me look at you with desire and longing in my eyes, if only once—would you? Of course not. Well, if we started dating, it would only complicate this wonderful setup I've got going here.

It's just…you're like my best friend, and I would hate for something you desperately want to change that. I mean, sure, we could go on some dates, maybe mess around a little and finally validate the six years you've spent languishing in this platonic nightmare, but then what? How could we ever go back to the way we were, where I take advantage of your clear attraction to me so I can have someone at my beck and call? That part of our friendship means so much to me.

No. We are just destined to be really, really good friends who only hang out when I don't have a boyfriend, but still need male attention to boost my fragile and all-consuming ego.

Anything can happen once you bring romance in. Think about how awful my last relationship was at the end, remember? The guy I'd call you crying about at 3 a.m. because he wouldn't answer my texts? The guy I met at the birthday party you threw me? I had insanely passionate sex with him for four months and now we don't even talk anymore. God, I would die if something like that happened to us.

Plus, ick, can you even imagine getting naked in front of each other? I've known you so long, you're more like a brother that I've drunkenly made out with twice and never mentioned again. It'd be way too weird. And if we did, then whenever you'd come shopping with me, or go to one of my performances or charity events, or take me for ice cream when I've had a bad day at work, you'd be looking at me like, "I've seen her breasts." God, I can't think of anything more awkward that that.

Oh, before I forget, my mom says hi.

Anyway, you would totally hate me as your girlfriend. I'd be all needy and dramatic and slowly growing to love you. If I was your girlfriend, I would never be able to tell you all about the other asshole guys I date and pretend I don't see how much it crushes you. Let's never lose that. That's what makes us us.

Don't worry. You're so funny and smart and amazing, any girl but me would be lucky to date you. You'll find someone, I know it. And when you do, I'll be right by your side to suddenly become all flirty and affectionate with you in front of her, until she grows jealous and won't believe it when you say we're just friends. But when she dumps you, that's just what we'll be.

Best friends. Friends forever.

/discuss

[NoTwisT]

But if we dont start dating, we cant have sex.

/discuss

[Eternalus]

parça parça yaşamışlığım olunca iğrenç oldu lan. evet, erkek tarafı olarak.

[Estel_Anorien]

hafif kişisel gibi duruyo konu ama şeyedemedim.

[Asteroth]

Bonus;

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/friends.png

[fede]

kimler üzdü seni.

ingilizce okurken yoruluyorum ben ya

[Apis]

Valla tartışılacak bir yan görmedim...

Erkek tarafı için baya yıkıcı bir cevap. Bu yaklaşımdan sonra arkadaş kalmakta bana göre zor bir durum. Hoşlandığın insanın yanında arkadaş kalmak, o başkalarıyla beraber olurken.

Zaten uzun süreli arkadaşlıkların aşka dönüşebileceğine hiç inanmam şahsen. O yüzden bana göre gelecektede bir ışık yok.

Sabır dilerim anca.

[InneR_ChaoS]

[Chastise]

güm

[utopia]

universal meriç.

http://adorkablegrrl.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/then-we-started-kissing-like-this.jpg

[NoTwisT]

Tartisilcak bi yani yok aslinda, kiz hic orali degil. Uzmeden nasil red ederim derdinde.

Ayni sey benimde basima geldi, ama ben hayir dan anlamadigimdan dolayi, 6 aylik ugras verdim. 6 ay sonunda cikmaya basladik gerci ama omrumden omur gitti :)

[Asteroth]

Başa gelen bir şey yok, kişisel bir konu değil.

Herkesin tecrübesi olmuştur konuyla ilgili, paylaşım platformu olsun istedim.

[erucalavera]

said:

where I get everything I want and you get nothing you want.

özeti bu işte sdf

[InneR_ChaoS]

Asteroth said:

Başa gelen bir şey yok, kişisel bir konu değil.

Herkesin tecrübesi olmuştur konuyla ilgili, paylaşım platformu olsun istedim.

BENIM DEGIL 1 ARKADASIMIN BASINA GELDI ONDAN SORUYORUM

[Asteroth]

Dostum git İngilizce konuşup video çek sen.

[InneR_ChaoS]

lol ne

[Aket-Atum]

pwned...

her erkeğin en nefret ettiği cümledir heralde "ben seni arkadaş olarak seviyorum...."

[Head]

FRIENDZONE FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU

[forgiver]

totally gay

[Ardeth]

kız fiziksel olarak çekici bulmuyor bunu her kime yazdıysa

[Ardeth]

said:

I had insanely passionate sex with him for four months and now we don't even talk anymore.

Erkeğin iptal olduğu nokta

[sir]

nays

[SenariouS]

Ardeth said:

said:

I had insanely passionate sex with him for four months and now we don't even talk anymore.

Erkeğin iptal olduğu nokta

bunu diyen kıza şöyle sağlam bi küfür edeceksin 4 ay tramvadan çıkamayacak...

[Ardeth]

niye ya işte "senle çıkmam ama çıksaydık feci sevişirdik" demiş yalvartmak istiyo adamı herhalde ahahah

[Ardeth]

Bu arada kız bu mükemmel arkadaşlığını önemli bir kısmını testosterona borçlu olduğunu anlamamamış hehe. Birbirinden çok hoşlanmayan erkekle kız hormonlardan bağımsız iyi arkadaş olabilir belki ama ortada bir hoşlanma varsa (tek taraflı bile olması yeter) o iyi arkadaşlığın önemli bir kısmı hormonal etkilere bağlıdır. Dolayısıyla çıkmazsak her zaman böyle süper arkadaş kalırız teorisi yalan olur adam kendine başka bir sevgili bulunca.