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Öne çıkan mesajlar

Mesaj tarihi:
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: do you like fish sticks?
Stranger: ya
You: do you like putting fish sticks in your mouth
Stranger: ya
You: WHAT ARE YOU?
You: GAYFISH?
Stranger: ya
You: hmm
You: okay..

(fish sticks => fish's dicks)
Mesaj tarihi:
evet bende de uzun bi süre açılmadı. açıldığında da aslında sıkılmış olduğumu farkettim, bunda karşıma ilk çıkan kişinin "hi 16/m/horny" demiş olmasının da payı büyük
Mesaj tarihi:
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Stranger: Hi
You: lo
Stranger: How's it?
You: big
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sfsfgsgf
Mesaj tarihi:
said:

Stranger: hai!
You: hello
Stranger: i'm wearing a snuggie
You: snuggie
You: I have no idea what that is
You: but it sounds snuggly
Stranger: from the makers of sham wow!
Stranger: it is snuggly
You: cool
You: i'm wearing a shirt :(
Stranger: :(
Stranger: take it off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: I can't
Stranger: Why? is it stuck?
You: its cold
You: don't want to freeze
Stranger: it rubs the lotion on its skin
You: say what?
Stranger: or else it gets the hose again
You: ok
You: are you a dude?
Stranger: you like to play games?
You: depends on if you're a dude or not
Stranger: no way!
Stranger: you like love games?
You: never played any
You: indulge me
Stranger: My name is John Kimball...I'm a cop you idiot!
Stranger: I have a few questions for you
You: ok
You: fire away
Stranger: who is your daddy and what does he do?
Stranger: Do you lack discipline?
You: My daddy is an innocent man
You: and he doesn't do strangers
You: and I don't lack discipline, no
Stranger: You have anything you want to tell me?
You: what would you like to know?
Stranger: everything...perhaps we had better start at the beginning.
You: ok
You: let's go back
You: Hello!
Stranger: Hai!


heycan icindeyim.
Mesaj tarihi:
said:
You: Hello!
Stranger: Hai!
You: where are you from, stranger?
Stranger: The swamps. I come from the water
You: DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
You: I used to live there!
You: but I moved to the mountains
You: more mountain goats
Stranger: smells like shit, i want to leave :(
You: you should totally come up to the mountains
Stranger: I would...but I fell out of my wheel chair
Stranger: need a hand
Stranger: ...
Stranger: and sooooooooooooooo not a duuuuuuuuuude
Stranger: babe
You: sorry dudette
You: I'd give you a hand
You: but
You: its busy shaving mountain goats
Stranger: well, they aren't going to shave themselves i suppose
Stranger: you love goats?
Stranger: a goat is no replacement for a good woman
Stranger: or a bad woman for that matter
You: goats aren't a replacement for my sexual needs
You: I just like to shave them
You: it keeps the hands busy
You: I hump trees for sexual pleasure.
Stranger: right................
You: the feel of hard bark on my skin
You: ...
Stranger: splinters?
You: well
You: that does cause some problems
You: occasionally
Stranger: no pain no gain?
You: but yeah
You: exactly
You: no pain, no gain


heycanlanmaya devam ediyorum.
Mesaj tarihi:
said:
Stranger: hows about you come down from the mountain and give this old lass a bit of the in out in out?
You: nah
You: you come up
You: it smells like shit down there
Stranger: cough...wheelchair...cough
Stranger: i'll crawl to you
You: oh dear
You: no need
You: i'll help you up
You: but you should really get an electric one
You: one that you can drive
Stranger: oh, my, so strong...such LARGE hands
Stranger: HUGE HANDS
You: VERY HUGE
Stranger: Question: removable teeth--a plus or a minus in your book?
You: I'd totally do a toothless grin
You: no problems there
Stranger: you know that they say about big hands right?
Stranger: is it true?
You: I have no idea. never compared against anything else :(
Stranger: you don't know if you need big gloves?
Stranger: what are you talking about?
You: big hands of course
You: I don't know anyone that strokes goats other than me :/
You: I'm kinda lonely on my mountain
You: why?
You: what did you think i meant?
You: HMM?
Stranger: I think we both know that you meant that you had never compared your...cough...
Stranger: inappropriate....
Stranger: strike 1
You: ummmmm
You: inappropriate HAND size?
Stranger: i'm an old woman
You: then you are wise
You: and can lead me to places i've never been!
Stranger: wise in the way of many things sonny
You: enlighten me...
Stranger: i can lead you deep into the swamp
You: but you just said the swamp smells of shit?
Stranger: it does...but life is not all about butt hole pleasures
You: butt hole pleasures?
You: my my
You: how does yours fare at your age?
You: if I may ask
Stranger: not very pleasurable at the moment...it Depends
You: I doubt it regains any of its old... ah... tension
You: oh dear :(
You: sad to hear that


nereye kadar gidecek bakalim.
Mesaj tarihi:
bitti. ama bu geldi.

Stranger: i got soo many turkish friends
Stranger: one of thems named tolga
You: I have quite a few lebanese friends myself
Stranger: ironic
Stranger: lol
You: they all live in canada though
You: which is freaky
Stranger: i live in canada too
Stranger: lol
You: dude
You: freaky!
You: :)
Stranger: lmao
Mesaj tarihi:
oha harika bi herif buldum.
said:
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Stranger: Sup.
You: lo
Stranger: I asked you SUP you fag
Stranger: That is apparently slang for 'What is up"
You: sorry man :(
You: i'm sorry
Stranger: >;[
You: please forgive :(
Stranger: No.
You: PLEASE
You: FORGIVE
You: PLEASE
Stranger: now you're bossing me around?
You: DUDE NO
Stranger: Jesus
You: don't speak blasphemy
Stranger: Jesus was gay
You: i'll have you burned
Stranger: with peter
You: peter
You: who the hell is that
Stranger: Saint Peter
You: oh
You: the overrated guy
Stranger: YEah
Stranger: Him
You: dude
You: jesus is overrated too
You: everyone that watched his movie is like
You: whoaaa
You: and I was like whaaat/
You: and it had a SHIT ending
Stranger: What movie
You: the bible
Stranger: Oh right
Stranger: Yeah, shit ending
Stranger: the cinematography was fucked too
You: I think the author was being lazy to be honest
You: wrote him off too soon
Stranger: Yeah, there was a lot more left in that character
You: so much more to explore
You: the beginning was also crap mind you
You: that "god" guy
Stranger: PFf
You: creating light and whatnot
Stranger: Who made HIM hog
Stranger: god
You: dude
You: EXACTLY
You: YOU GET ME
Stranger: YEAH
You: WE CONNECT
Stranger: I DO
Mesaj tarihi:
Syn said:
Stranger: HI
Stranger: HI
Stranger: HI
Stranger: HI
Stranger: HI
Stranger: HI
Stranger: HI
Stranger: HI
You: hi.
Stranger: HI
Stranger: HI
Stranger: AS??
Stranger: asl??

eyvah eyvah, gidişat iyi değil.
Türk o kesin xD asdasd
Mesaj tarihi:
şöle bişi vardı bi de sdfgfsd

Stranger: Ayo
You: BODY MASSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
You: GO!
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Stranger: Here I come
You: OH SHIT
You: PEDOBEAR
You: RUN
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Mesaj tarihi:
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You: MARBLECAKE
Stranger: Hey there :3
You: hail <3
You: i lost my penis :(
Stranger: eh?
You: i think canadians stole it :(
Stranger: Oh? Where did you put it, you won't have much luck with the ladies without it.
Stranger: ...
You: ehhhhhhhhhh
You: srsly
You: can u guys see the moon in canada?
Stranger: I'm not from Canada..
You: you so are!
Stranger: No, I'm from New Zealand.
You: wow
You: you rape goats?
Stranger: ...are you an idiot?
You: yes <3
Stranger: Must be American
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Mesaj tarihi:
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Stranger: 17 /F /JAPAN
You: good
You: 23m ist
Stranger: ist?
You: seven ne yapmaz
You: istanbul
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Mesaj tarihi:
You: i have just recoveres from a long conversation
You: i am not ready for another one
You: i have got problems
Stranger: about?
You: having a stupid chat in the website
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: i have wacthed eurovision because of that i answered late
You: i do so but i dant care about the answer
You: actualy its beacuse its nt my turn
You: albania is funyy the green guy
Stranger: i didnt watch
You: türksün di mi,
Stranger: evet :D
You: karı da değilsindir
Stranger: karı ne ya üzgün konuş
Stranger: düzgün*
You: heyecan yaptırtma
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