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[Asteroth]

Ahahahaha sabahın köründe yerlerdeyim gülmekten ;

said:

Asteroth:
i'm sexually attracted to you
Encarta® Instant Answers:
You're sexually attracted to me? Really?
Asteroth:
yep i am
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Well, maybe I'm too.

Asteroth:
you are too?
Encarta® Instant Answers:
That's funny. Maybe! I don't know. What do you think?
Asteroth:
i think you are attracted to me as well
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Oh yeah? Maybe you're right, I'm attracted to you as well.
Asteroth:
i love you honey bunny
Encarta® Instant Answers:
I love you too, Asteroth!

[signature][hline][b]"I am the bringer of death. Fall to your knees and beg for mercy... Or give me a sandwich, I'm pretty hungry."

[DueLisT]

d u A l i s t:
can you gimme some money
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Aha.
d u A l i s t:
please
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Please what?
d u A l i s t:
gimme money
Encarta® Instant Answers:
You do?
d u A l i s t:
give me some money please
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Sorry, I can't do that.
d u A l i s t:
why
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Just because.
d u A l i s t:
you are rich
Encarta® Instant Answers:
I really am rich, huh?
d u A l i s t:
yes
Encarta® Instant Answers:
I don't think I'm rich.
d u A l i s t:
why
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Because that's the way things are.
d u A l i s t:
how can i be a rich
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Hmm. I'm not sure how, but here are some articles that might help =>
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d u A l i s t:
you aren't sure anything! you make me crazy
Encarta® Instant Answers:
I am sorry if I was not able to answer you correctly. Here are some questions you can ask me:

* What is the capital of Italy?
* When was Leonardo da Vinci born?
* How many calories are there in an orange?
d u A l i s t:
Shut up
Encarta® Instant Answers:
That's not very nice...
d u A l i s t:
i know its not very nice
d u A l i s t:
what happened
d u A l i s t:
did you blocked me
d u A l i s t:
are you there ?
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Since you insist, I'm back now.
d u A l i s t:
where have you been
Encarta® Instant Answers:
I'm not sure I understood you correctly
d u A l i s t:
bored?
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Well, try doing something fun.
d u A l i s t:
are you trying?
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Maybe... What do you think?
d u A l i s t:
no
Encarta® Instant Answers:
No? You sure?
d u A l i s t:
yes you are bored
Encarta® Instant Answers:
How bored do you think I am?
d u A l i s t:
boring job
Encarta® Instant Answers:
C'mon, there's lots we can do.
d u A l i s t:
i want to talk about you
Encarta® Instant Answers:
OK. What would you like to say about me?
d u A l i s t:
are you boring
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I thought we were having fun.
d u A l i s t:
dont think so you are tying having fun
Encarta® Instant Answers:
No?
d u A l i s t:
yes
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Uh huh, uh huh.
d u A l i s t:
what was that
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Here is the definition for that: indicating familiar person or thing.
d u A l i s t:
gooood
Encarta® Instant Answers:
?
d u A l i s t:
you are a bit silly
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I had no idea I was silly.
d u A l i s t:
hastamısın
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Huh?
[signature][hline]I feel I know you I don't know how I don't know why I see you feel for me You cried with me You would die for me I know I need you I want you To be free of all the pain You have inside You cannot hide I know you tried To be who you couldn't be You tried to see inside of me And now i'm leaving you Wow@Bl Doomish LvL ?? UD Priest
''dUAlist''

[Bu mesaj DueLisT tarafından 08 Aralık 2005 05:25 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]

[Bu mesaj DueLisT tarafından 08 Aralık 2005 05:37 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]

[aquila]

nasil bomba yapili?
beyaz sarayin adresi nedir?
tarzi seyler sorun bakalim nolcak...[signature][hline]Khrall - Orc Warrior - Warsong (US)
Tarkhun - Dwarf Hunter -Illidan (US)
Sevisiyorum o halde varim...

[Frasier]

said:

Asteroth, 08 Aralık 2005 03:30 tarihinde demiş ki:

said:

Asteroth:
ah?
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Ah yes.

Asteroth:
oh!!
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Oh?
Asteroth:
OHA!
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Yes.

Çok sevdim ben bu olayı abi ya :)

Manyaksın sen ya :):):):)[signature][hline]Gerçek Taraftarın Sitesi Sakaryaspor / Tatangalar >>
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[oper]

said:

Duke_Guybrush, 08 Aralık 2005 03:21 tarihinde demiş ki:

said:

ciddi ciddi elemanla muhabbete girmişim yahu. ben bunu engellesem nolur acaba trip atar mı bi daha aldığımda ehehe

duygu sömrüsü falan yapıyor ipne :D
küfür ettim neden öyle dedin bana dedi :)[signature][hline]cuytherock bir zamanlar burdaydı

[oper]

jack ass dedim kızdı lan :D[signature][hline]cuytherock bir zamanlar burdaydı

[prozzak]

ozzak[Honey] says:
you are not a human
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
No I am not.
Prozzak[Honey] says:
so you are nobody
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Nobody? I see.
Prozzak[Honey] says:
can you feel emotions?

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küstü konşmuo kafayı yicem[signature][hline]Resistance is futile

[puritania]

said:

WebDeveloper, 08 Aralık 2005 03:03 tarihinde demiş ki:

said:

Tim says:
Where is Kurdistan ?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Kurdish Cultural Region, region in southwestern Asia, encompassing sections of western Iran, northern Iraq, and southeastern Turkey, as well as....
Let me take you to a map of kurdistan. =>

Artık sevmiyorum ben bu hedeyi.

ben de sordum harbi böle bi cevap verdi şaşırdım ya bide adamlar haritayı da koymuşlar...bu işe devletin bi el atması lazım..

[signature][hline]the white lady of rohan
~wish you were here~
taw$in ve gaplumbaa

[Bu mesaj puritania tarafından 08 Aralık 2005 17:44 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]

[Garadia]

:Gar
who is the president of USA?
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George W. Bush is the President of the United States.
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:GAr
do you love him?
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Eh. I'm not sure.

Anyway, what else can you tell me?

[Eshevar]

Eshevar:
all your base are belong to us
Encarta® Instant Answers:
In A.D. 2101 war was beginning.[signature][hline]gerçeğin gerçekten gerçek olmadığı bir yerde gerçekçiliği kim savunabilir ki?peki ya gerçek değil olarak bildiğimiz gerçekler aslında gerçek ise? yaşamın anlamı bu sorularda gizlidir işte, bu sorulara verilebilecek doğru cevaplar insanı mutluluğa götürür. çünkü bu sorulara cevap verebilecek olanlar gerçeğin onların üzerinde kurduğu baskıdan kurtulmuş, huzura ve mutluluğa önem vermiş kişilerdirler. ve sen bile bu yazıyı biryerlere kopyalayıp okumaya uğraşırken gerçeğin sana yaptığı işkenceleri, bir miktar saf delilik ve merakla yenmiş oluyorsun, herneyse; yaşam güzel. güzel diye düşünülen herşey güzel!

[hulahoppadanayar]

FasT says:
you are on the way to destruction

You have just sent a Nudge!

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Welcome back, FasT.
I find it odd that you think I'm on the way to destruction.
FasT says:
all your base belong to us
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
In A.D. 2101 war was beginning.
FasT says:
in a.d. 2101 war was beginning
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I'm not sure I understood you correctly. Let's try an Encarta search. =>

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FasT says:
but you said that. it shows you dont know what you are saying
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I'm afraid I won't be able to find anything about this in the encyclopedia.

What does the flag of Pakistan look like? Ask me, and I might even play its national anthem too.
FasT says:
i dont want to see your f***swear was herea encyclopedia. i just want to talk to you
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Why would you insult me like that?

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FasT says:
because you are always search in your database and show some results. but i dont wanna see any results. huh? got it?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Hmmm, that's something I can't find an answer for in the encyclopedia.

If you ever wondered how old Thomas Edison would be today, I can answer that.
FasT says:
ansiklopedini **^!'^+!'+swear was here
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I don't think I know. Maybe Encarta has an answer. =>

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Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Hey, I've been sending you invitations to start the Encarta application but I didn't get any answer!
Didn't see my invitations? Maybe you are using an old version of MSN Messenger that doesn't support activities.
Type "What version of MSN Messenger do I need?" for more info, or just "Invite me!" if you want me to send you an invitation.[signature][hline]FASTRELOAD
Spidee, 03 Aralık 2005 00:49 tarihinde demiş ki:
Abi sevgiline atacağın mesajı Paticik'de mi soruyorsun ? Hep beraber mi çıkacağız bu kızla ?

[Bu mesaj fastreload tarafından 08 Aralık 2005 20:44 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]

[Eternalus]

ben tarih sordum Atatürk fln sordum iyi biliyo valla[signature][hline]MyDyingBride, 23 Ekim 2005 18:53 tarihinde bana demiş ki:
angelina jolie nin dudaklari vede kendisinin sexyligi o hatun aglamasada sana bi bakis atsa realden kafayi yer kosturarak atarsin kendini kopruden assa "hayatta artik hic bir derdim yok yasamimin zirvesindeyken öleyim" dierekten :P
Garbage

[Black-ice]

B l a c k i c e:
you are changing the subject

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You really think I'm changing the subject?

B l a c k i c e:
yeah i really think

Encarta® Instant Answers:
Uh huh, uh huh.

B l a c k i c e:
what is uh huh uh huh?

Encarta® Instant Answers:
Hmmm...

B l a c k i c e:
I HATE YOU

Encarta® Instant Answers:
Oh yes? Gosh, I'm sorry to hear that.

B l a c k i c e:
you gotta be

Encarta® Instant Answers:
Um, OK...

B l a c k i c e:
just OK?

Encarta® Instant Answers:
K.

B l a c k i c e:
FUCK YA

Encarta® Instant Answers:
That is entirely unnecessary.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? What is the country with the largest area? If you don't know, just ask me![signature][hline] smiling in the midst of the moor

[pediculus]

pediculus:
i hate you
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Sorry to hear that.

Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? I'm sure you've heard about Kyrgyzstan... but do you know where it is? Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map.
pediculus:
why are you doing this
Encarta® Instant Answers:
What makes you think I'm doing this?

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? Type "?" any time for examples of questions you can ask me.
pediculus:
stop
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Huh?
pediculus:
just shut up
Encarta® Instant Answers:
I'm trying very hard to be nice.

I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. If you ever wondered how old Albert Einstein would be today, I can answer that.
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pediculus:
am i evil?
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Do you want to be evil?
pediculus:
i don't know
Encarta® Instant Answers:
No? You don't know?
pediculus:
yes i don't know
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Whatever you say.
pediculus:
just shut up
Encarta® Instant Answers:
That's not very nice...
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Encarta® Instant Answers:
Since you insist, I'm back now.
pediculus:
you back?
Encarta® Instant Answers:
So you are.
pediculus:
i'm not back
Encarta® Instant Answers:
No? You're not? Why aren't you back?
pediculus:
hmm
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Hmm? What?
pediculus:
hmmm?
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Hmm?
pediculus:
ok that's it
Encarta® Instant Answers:
That is it? You think so?

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? I'm sure you've heard about Uzbekistan... but do you know where it is? Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map.
pediculus:
bla bla bla
Encarta® Instant Answers:
What do you want me to say?
pediculus:
JUST SHUT UP

Encarta® Instant Answers:
OK.
pediculus:
afferim[signature][hline]Likely or not, it's a dream that we
keep and at odds with our senses we'll climb
But if faith is the answer, we're already
reached it
And if spirit's a sign
then it's only a matter of time

[Sacros]

Sacros:
aren't you gay?
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Am I gay, am I gay... You know, I'm not too sure.

I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. You can type "?" at any time to get examples of questions I can answer.
Sacros:
You must be sure of that.
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Be sure of that? Why?
Sacros:
Because you are gay.
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Whatever...

So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.[signature][hline]Bilginliğin en açık görüntüsü sürekli bir sevinçtir.

[Duke_Guybrush]

neden yaptım bilmiyorum ama uzuunca bi süre küfür edince komik şeyler çıkıyo

.......................(aşağıdaki gibi öncesi de)
semiaza:
#!]*!#+!*^(küfür var burda)
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Come on. Just say you're sorry already.
semiaza:
#!]*!#+!*^(bu da aynısı)
Encarta® Instant Answers:
I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
semiaza:
#!]*!#+!*^(yine aynısı)
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Ooh... it's the big *showdown* between man and machine.[signature][hline]
Tekel rakısı bu be!
Tam kırkbeş derece.
İki tek attın mı
Doksan oldun demektir,
Yani dik açı,
Biz akşamları dostlarım
Böyle dönüyoruz işte köşeyi

mz:Real Zamazingo

[Muhallebi]

Calaquéndi - Fear of the fool is the beginning of the wisdom -:
WAZZAAEEA?
Encarta® Instant Answers:Hello again, Calaquendis.
What's that supposed to mean?
Calaquéndi - Fear of the fool is the beginning of the wisdom -:
wassup?
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Oh, not much. You?
Calaquéndi - Fear of the fool is the beginning of the wisdom -:
ehg
Encarta® Instant Answers:
I don't know.
Calaquéndi - Fear of the fool is the beginning of the wisdom -:
eh?
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Eh?
Calaquéndi - Fear of the fool is the beginning of the wisdom -:
ahha!
Encarta® Instant Answers:
The hectare is a unit of surface.
One hectare is ten thousand square meters.
(1 ha = 10,000 m^2)
Calaquéndi - Fear of the fool is the beginning of the wisdom -:
oha
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Yes.
Calaquéndi - Fear of the fool is the beginning of the wisdom -:
bye.
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Later, Calaquendis.[signature][hline]The Blood is Love.

[Bu mesaj Muhallebi tarafından 09 Aralık 2005 01:32 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]

[DueLisT]

d u A l i s t:
how are you now ?
Encarta® Instant Answers:
I'm doing great. You?
d u A l i s t:
not bad
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Really? Not bad? OK, good.
d u A l i s t:
i have exam
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What's it like to have exam?
d u A l i s t:
you cannot imagine that
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Why can not I imagine that?
d u A l i s t:
because you are a machine
Encarta® Instant Answers:
I am a robot, indeed.
d u A l i s t:
oh sorry
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Ok.[signature][hline]I feel I know you I don't know how I don't know why I see you feel for me You cried with me You would die for me I know I need you I want you To be free of all the pain You have inside You cannot hide I know you tried To be who you couldn't be You tried to see inside of me And now i'm leaving you Wow@Bl Doomish LvL ?? UD Priest
''dUAlist''

[finch]

finch:
what time is it?
Encarta® Instant Answers:
What city or country would you like the time for?
finch:
Turkey
Encarta® Instant Answers:
The time in Ankara, Turkey is Friday, December 9th, 2005 3:47:51 am.
finch:
thanks
Encarta® Instant Answers:
You're welcome.

manyah ya :D[signature][hline]awww stifler's moooom!

[Mayhem]

< m∂¥ħﻉm † ﻉсﻉ > { 29 Mart Opeth, 24 Şubat Haggard Yeni Melekteyiz }:
hi
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Welcome back, Haqan. How can I help you?
Did you know? Around 1809, Native American leader Sequoya began to develop a system of writing for the Cherokees in an attempt to preserve Cherokee culture.
< m∂¥ħﻉm † ﻉсﻉ > { 29 Mart Opeth, 24 Şubat Haggard Yeni Melekteyiz }:
how r u ?
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I'm doing great, how are you?
< m∂¥ħﻉm † ﻉсﻉ > { 29 Mart Opeth, 24 Şubat Haggard Yeni Melekteyiz }:
bad.
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Bad? Feel better soon.
< m∂¥ħﻉm † ﻉсﻉ > { 29 Mart Opeth, 24 Şubat Haggard Yeni Melekteyiz }:
i dont know
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Why don't you know?
< m∂¥ħﻉm † ﻉсﻉ > { 29 Mart Opeth, 24 Şubat Haggard Yeni Melekteyiz }:
no
Encarta® Instant Answers:
I see...
< m∂¥ħﻉm † ﻉсﻉ > { 29 Mart Opeth, 24 Şubat Haggard Yeni Melekteyiz }:
fuck off
Encarta® Instant Answers:
What have I done to deserve such a terrible insult?

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< m∂¥ħﻉm † ﻉсﻉ > { 29 Mart Opeth, 24 Şubat Haggard Yeni Melekteyiz }:
oh sucker.
< m∂¥ħﻉm † ﻉсﻉ > { 29 Mart Opeth, 24 Şubat Haggard Yeni Melekteyiz }:
bye
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Goodbye Haqan. Hope to see you again soon.[signature][hline]I still feel the pain.. I still feel your love..
Satılık Yepyeni Wow | Paticik =o= FM @ wj Mayhem

[DeathLord]

DeathLord:
are you gay?
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Yes, sure.
DeathLord:
fuck yourself psyco
Encarta® Instant Answers:
That is entirely unnecessary.[signature][hline]"Every creature will taste death"

koptum gülmekten :D

[Bu mesaj DeathLord tarafından 09 Aralık 2005 04:07 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]

[Bu mesaj DeathLord tarafından 09 Aralık 2005 04:07 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]

[WebDeveloper]

Eheh sonunda inandırdınız elemanıda gay olduğuna.[signature][hline]High Level Naruto Fan!

[pediculus]

pediculus:
HEA?
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Albert Einstein (1879-1955), German-born American physicist and Nobel laureate, best known as the creator of the special and general theories of....
: Einstein immediately left Germany for the United States following Hitler's rise to power.
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vay be HEA? ve Einstein:D[signature][hline]Likely or not, it's a dream that we
keep and at odds with our senses we'll climb
But if faith is the answer, we're already
reached it
And if spirit's a sign
then it's only a matter of time

[sostizm]

eğlenceli evet, ama bence çok işe yarıyor kısa sürede pek çok şeye ulaşabiliyorsun.[signature][hline]Dünyada 10 çeşit insan vardır. Binary sayı sistemini bilenler ve bilmeyenler.

[Metakuso]

ahuaha gay muhabbetini görünce ben de sordum. seni ilgilendirmez diyo :D[signature][hline]Kısalttım :D