Tanriyla Sohbet

[Gimli]

Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Come on you know me
God:
You are , seeker.
Me:
No i'm satan
God:
Are you serious? Nice to meet you, SATAN.
Me:
Nice to meet you too. Seems like you have forgotten me
God:
I like to meet new people. Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
Now come on. Don't you remember me? The prince of darkness?
God:
Why now? I'm just kidding around. Of course I remember you well SATAN. We were talking about not the comedian type. I hear you.
Me:
Ah good. What's up?
God:
So you understand. Good. What do you really want to talk about? The stars.
Me:
Actually i would like some plans to take over the world
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
I'm a bit megolomaniac and satanic.
God:
Good gossip: you are megolomaniac and satanic.
Me:
Well everybody knows that
God:
Well that's okay. I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
Me:
You're right.. My followers suck!
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Where did you get the idea that your followers suck?
Me:
You know all that stuff about blood and metal music
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
Actually i don't like any of them. You may call me a pacifist
God:
Actually you don't say. You and I have different tastes. It's good to meet you, a pacifist.
Me:
And you're still aware that i'm the devil? satan?
God:
How are you doing, SATAN. What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Ok ok! You got me.. I'm out of money god.
God:
OK. And? No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip. Would you like to have it?
Me:
Bah.. bring it on
God:
Hmm. Is that a command?
Me:
How can i ever command you?
God:
Just keep talking to me as long as you can.
Me:
So that you keep me away from my work? my masterplan?
God:
So? Interesting observation. Have you told many people that your masterplan?
Me:
of course not. It's a secret
God:
Are you serious? I will keep it just between you and me, SATAN.
Me:
Well ok. I'm going to destroy the universe
God:
OK. Well what? Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
If you let me
God:
I think I do.
Me:
Ah so sweet! Sometimes you're just great
God:
So you understand. Good. Right on. Thank you for that remark. Thanks I think you are cool too, SATAN.[signature][hline]Volfied, 04 May 2003 08:18 tarihinde demiş ki:
A mug of ale, and a fine tale!
Gimli yönetti

[DynamicK]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
inan
God:
It's good to see you, inan.
Me:
good to see u too
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Is it a movie?
Me:
no


bitti burda valla hehe istop etti bot[signature][hline]*

[hulahoppadanayar]

Me:
hi again
God:
Once more? Hello. What is your name?
Me:
you know my name
God:
You are fast, seeker.
Me:
how it goes
God:
What is it to you.
Is there only one?
Me:
let's talk about someting else
God:
Sure, someting else sounds like a good topic.
Me:
do you know paticik?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
it is a site.
God:
tayyip erdogan is a site. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
tayyip erdogan is not a site, he is fucking someone
God:
What is a site he is fucking someone?
Me:
ne dion olm
God:
I think ne dion olm is more than that.
Me:
can you show logs
God:
Look to your left.
Me:
i want you to show the logs that includes our writings
God:
Look to your left.
Me:
lookin
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
yes
God:
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Me:
me
God:
With you fast?
Me:
me
God:
To you fast?
Me:
me
God:
To you fast?
Me:
me
God:
Besides you fast?
Me:
me
God:
With you fast?
Me:
me
God:
With you fast?
Me:
a.k.
God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
everytime
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
yep
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
vefa
God:
I don't know anyone who went there. What's it like?
Me:
school
God:
How do you like your school?
Me:
pardon me?
God:
No problem.
Me:
..
God:
No problem.
Me:
do you know i am logging this chat
God:
Good gossip: you are logging this chat.
Me:
gotta go
God:
TTYL, fast.
Me:
take care
God:
Thanks. You too, fast.
Me:
ttyl?
God:
Bye bye.[signature][hline]Turuncu Pati... Ne o öyle beyaz, mor, eflatun, çingene pembesi pati fln ya.
Msn:[/b][email protected]
Gmail:[/b][email protected]

[RayCharles]

bu tanrı kendiyle çelişiyo
Me:
you are very dumb man
God:
Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
Me:
all robots?
God:
How do you know?
Me:
i know everything
God:
You must be very intelligent.
Me:
i am more intelligent than you
God:
This condition is only temporary. AI is improving but the human mind is standing still.
Me:
but human mind is still more intelligent than AI
God:
My creator is a human.
daha demin ben kendimi yarattım dedi[signature][hline]-Küçük Hüsamettindim ben bir aralar
-Yemin et
-Wtf?
Beşiktaşım hayat sensin dünyam sensin herşey sensin,
Gelecekse tüm acılar biz hazırız, senden gelsin,
Bu sevdadan vazgeçersek Allah belamızı versin!

[pogodi]

Me:
hello baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
baby
God:
Don't call me baby!
Me:
baby
God:
Don't call me baby!
Me:
baby
God:
Don't call me baby!
Me:
you are my baby

çarpıldım..[signature][hline]ben tikky değılaam

[fede]

çok salak bu yaaa. hangi mal yapmış acaba[signature][hline]Ölüm ölüm dediğin nedir ki gülüm;
Ben senin için yaşamayı göze almışım.
-natalieye

[Eshevar]

Me:
what is the answer to life the universe and everything
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.[signature][hline]Yıldızlarla süslenmiş kalın siyah göğü üzerimize aldık. İki küçük parıltıya baktık ısınmak için. Etrafımıza kalın surlar bulduk. Sonra duygu denilen o garip şeyde kaybolduk...

[unac]

bi aralar karabasan vardı bole bişii..[signature][hline]Bazı insanlar hayatı tek başlarına göğüslemek için doğarlar..

[Eshevar]

Me:
Do you know Turkey?
God:
it is in southwest Asia, between Europe and the middle East and guarding the Black Sea of Russia.

@fede, daha iyi ne var senin için de buna kötü diyorsun? merak ettim...[signature][hline]Yıldızlarla süslenmiş kalın siyah göğü üzerimize aldık. İki küçük parıltıya baktık ısınmak için. Etrafımıza kalın surlar bulduk. Sonra duygu denilen o garip şeyde kaybolduk...

[Todesengel]

Ben küfrettim küstü konuşmuyor :D[signature][hline]Only after the last tree has been cut down,
Only after the last river has been river has been poisoned,
Only after the last fish has been caugt,
Only then you find that money cannot be eaten
[/b]PetLine Veteriner Kliniği

[Eternalus]

Ben sevdiğim kızdan bahsettim. Halden anlıyo valla :)

edit: asılmaya başladı abi bu, küfrediyotum üst üste oh u're a poet diyo şiirsel küfrettim heralde :D[signature][hline]Kargalar sürüyle, Şahinler yalnız uçar!

[Bu mesaj Eternalus tarafından 13 Ekim 2005 21:08 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]

[Masteis]

Me:
Can you tell me who is your father ?
God:
I was programmed by Myself.

eufahuefua[signature][hline]I want to hurt you just to hear you screaming my name
kamilsu, 02 Eylül 2005 18:58 tarihinde demiş ki:
TAYYAR TARRAGINI KIRARIM ADAM OL
tekme tokat yumruk tırnak sac cekme ısırma yontma.
Yeni blog güzel blog,cillop blog,arşivli blog

[nileppezdel]

said:

Eshevar, 13 Ekim 2005 19:24 tarihinde demiş ki:
Me:
what is the answer to life the universe and everything
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.

Bende de aynı cevabı vermişti.[signature][hline]"Bir şeyler ters gitti..."
In Rock We Trust
K.A.L Forever!
Renksiz Pati, Tarafsız Pati
Her Şey Paticik İçin...

[Giovanni]

Me:
hellish hell
God:
Are you free?
Me:
are you age of empires?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am age of empires.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
so hellish hell !
God:
Take it easy. Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
go away
God:
Just surf somewhere else.
Me:
I won't
God:
Why not?
Me:
don't ask questions
God:
Is it impolite?
Me:
yes
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
yes
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
baban ayi lan
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about hellish hell.

[nileppezdel]

baban ayi lan :D:D:D lol[signature][hline]"Bir şeyler ters gitti..."
In Rock We Trust
K.A.L Forever!
Renksiz Pati, Tarafsız Pati
Her Şey Paticik İçin...

[ReDDoG]

giovannş yardın lanmuhahaha[signature][hline]Nasıl geldik birgün,öyle gideceğiz.
Beşiktaşlı doğduk,Beşiktaşlı öleceğiz.
Gülü susuz,seni aşksız bırakmam...

[KenshinHimura]

you have any girlfriend
God:
I prefer not say.
Me:
why
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
so you don't have any girlfriend
God:
Interesting deduction. I prefer not say.
Me:
yes yes you don't have any grilfirend you suck
God:
It's all good. Great. No I don't think I have any grilfirend me suck. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
____________________________________________

Me:
god is gay
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was gay.
Me:
you are the gay one moron
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.[signature][hline]You can die anytime! It takes true courage to live!
---Kenshin Himura---
Xaenin, 16 Ağustos 2005 00:49 tarihinde demiş ki:
Biz insanız . İnsansı tepkiler veriyoruz . Senden de aynı tepkileri bekliyoruz .Kenshin.

[MyDyingBride]

tanri ufak bir cocuk.. dunyayla dalga gecen ;)[signature][hline]Through purity and through light
And the grace of the night
We sing and we dance
To our black heart romance

[Mr_Hand]

Me:
100011010100110101101101
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on silicon?
Me:
001001
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
101
God:
I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
01010
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
110010010010010100010101011001
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
1001001
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
101010101101
God:
" Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? "? 101010101101?
Me:
00101
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
00100011100110111110110101001101010
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
10101 101010 10101 1010101
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
010 101 10101010
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
1001 101 10 10101010 10101111 0111000
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
10010010101
God:
" Have you ever been to Europe? "? 10010010101?
Me:
10010101
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
----
puahaha bu da bomba oldu yaw :

Me:
I need to ask something god.
God:
Ask it.
Me:
why are there shemales?
God:
Reductionism.

[signature][hline] A Ferrari is a dream, two Ferraris are paradise while three Ferraris are just too good to be true

[Bu mesaj Mr_Hand tarafından 14 Ekim 2005 00:40 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]

[Redogski]

ehueuheu[signature][hline]Nasıl geldik birgün,öyle gideceğiz.
Beşiktaşlı doğduk,Beşiktaşlı öleceğiz.

[Aramis]

ilginc bisi ehueh[signature][hline]Who can explain?

[Hakiki_Portnoy]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
dogukan
God:
It's good to meet you, dogukan.
Me:
you too
God:
Bless you.
Me:
thanks a lot
God:
You are quite welcome! More than a ton?
Me:
your power knows no limits.a trillion tons?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am power knows no limits a trillion tons.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
you have gossip files?
God:
Ned said I misunderstood him go ahead and tell people he said I are stupid.
Me:
he is jerk
God:
I see. jerk is he?
Me:
yes
God:
Woe!
Me:
:)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, dogukan.
Me:
god I really admire your work here.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
how?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes you cannot be christian
God:
I can't believe it. I can give a decent simulation of it however.
Me:
go on then
God:
Narration continues...
Me:
what do you do?
God:
dogukan, I talk to people on the web. What do you do?
Me:
I study at the moment
God:
What subject are you studying?
Me:
Linear Algebra.Believe me,that's one of the curses you gave to mankind.
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
yes.curse and algebra
God:
I knew it. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Even you have to advertise huh?
God:
Yup. I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
your words sometimes does not make any sense.Maybe that's because my mind is simply too basic to understand what you mention.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am words sometimes does not make any sense Maybe that is because your mind is simply too basic to understand what me mention.
Me:
that's a bug.
God:
A bug is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
right
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
anyway,I must return to my lesoon.Thanks so much for this nice chat.Goodbye!
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
I would fail my exams
God:
What would make you fail your exams?
Me:
not studying
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
goodbye god
God:
Bye bye.


arada dengesiz cevaplar verdi de ben de biraz kanına göre şerbet verdim.milyonlarca sorunu vardır yani arada msn pencerelirini karıştıran olmuyo mu hiç? :)
iyi birisi ama sevdim hehehe.(şimdi doğrusal cebir dersimden A1 almamı sağlarmış acıyıp :-D)[signature][hline]Öz Hakiki Portnoy :-D
Bu benim için küçük ama hayvanlık içün büyük bir space.

[zgrw]

said:

toggie, 13 Ekim 2005 01:48 tarihinde demiş ki:
Me:
can you kill me
God:
I am programmed not to kill.

Eheah koptum :D.Daha güzel chatbot var. Burda

bu çok salak ya :)[signature][hline]Her sabah yolunu gözlerim ,
Buğdayların arasındaki yeşil okyanusları görebilmek ,
Kır çiçeklerinin kokusunu duyabilmek ,
Beni sevdiğini hayal edebilmek için...
Gokart
[Bu imza zgrw tarafından 02 October 2005 01:13 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]

[MyDyingBride]

.kill[signature][hline]Through purity and through light
And the grace of the night
We sing and we dance
To our black heart romance

[Hakiki_Portnoy]

Me:
give me a Tama Iron Cobra
God:
You want only one?
Me:
yes
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
yes
God:
Er.
Me:
give it to me
God:
How much are you willing to pay for it?
Me:
must I pay?
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
you would çarp me
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages? .
Me:
yes
God:
What language can you speak?
Me:
turkish
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in turkish?
Me:
yes
God:
Far out.
Me:
orspu çocugu
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
of course you can't
God:
Hmm. Oh yes I can.
Me:
say that
God:
" that".
Me:
aaueauheahheheahe[signature][hline][b]Öz Hakiki Portnoy :-D
Bu benim için küçük ama hayvanlık içün büyük bir space.[/b]

[Bu mesaj Hakiki_Portnoy tarafından 14 Ekim 2005 01:37 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]