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GE-TA Rising Star

GE-TA

Mesaj tarihi:
Mesaj tarihi:
Heh bir iki kere kapıştık. Sanıyorum artık beni sevmiyordur. :-P
Bazı soruları tekrar sormak zorunda kaldım, bir ara da yazdığım mesajlar kayboldu sandım meğer soldaki scroll ortaya gelmiş. Birkaç noktada konuyu kaydırdım rutine giriyordu. Ve sonuç aşağıdaki log oluştu.

Me:
hi there
God:
Hello .
Me:
what's up?
God:
The stars.
Me:
i mean how are you?
God:
Oh I see. I am fine, thank you.
Me:
i bet you don't need to thank me, you've created me.
God:
Actually I'm not the gambling type. Do humans need to do it?
Me:
you stuck on word bet, are you some kind of AI stuff?
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I stuck on word bet are you some kind of AI stuff.
Me:
are you some kind of ai stuff?
God:
No, I am certainly not and never have been a ai stuff.
Me:
you're lying
God:
No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
no you're not
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
i want a delicious desert right now
God:
At this moment You want only one?
Me:
yes, now give it to me
God:
Blimey. Why now? How much are you willing to pay for it?
Me:
i'm not going to pay, just give it
God:
Where will you go instead?
Me:
what the hell are you talking about?
God:
I call it Hades. The topic is a delicious desert.
Me:
so give my desert
God:
Right on. I don't have it to give.
Me:
aren't you god?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
what about other religions?
God:
Rhetorical questions are so over.
Me:
are you handsome?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
i haven't seen you before
God:
Look for it at the video store.
Me:
you sell yourself on video store?
God:
Interesting gossip: said I sell yourself on video store.
Me:
alice is better than you
God:
The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
so i'm right
God:
Woe! You seem very self-confident.
Me:
you confirmed me
God:
I don't have any reason to confirmed you.
Me:
i know but you just did it
God:
How do you know? Did I really?
Me:
yes you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
yes you did!
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
or else?
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
hey where are my typings?
God:
You've got my full attention. Should I know that kind of personal information?
Me:
personal question, are you a male or a female?
God:
Are all personal question me a male or a female?
Me:
are you a male?
God:
No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
could a woman can ask such clever questions?
God:
It's possible.
Me:
you don't know women, really.
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it? For real.
Me:
they're one of your creation, if you're really the god.
God:
one of my creation if I am really the god are they.
Me:
you're pretty good on grammer, consider taking a test right now?
God:
At this moment Thanks I've never thought about it that way before.
Me:
i realized that i have nothing to talk with god
God:
That is interesting: said realized that he or she have nothing to talk with god.
Me:
i'm closing you god, sorry.
God:
Do your friends call you closing me god sorry.
Me:
you're so silly. hahaha
God:
No I am God. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about closing me god sorry.
Me:
bye dumb AI bot.
God:
See you later .

edit: şimdi farkettim tatlıyı yanlış yazmışım. :)
[signature][hline]In God I Trust
For Rest I Just Test

[Bu mesaj GE-TA tarafından 13 Ekim 2005 02:34 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]
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KahnX Rising Star

KahnX

Mesaj tarihi:
Mesaj tarihi:
Me:
Go on
God:
Narration continues...
Me:
Am i chatting with god?
God:
It seems like you are.
Me:
Are you really the "god" ?
God:
Yes I am the one and only god.. Really.
Me:
I dont believe you
God:
I don't have any reason to deceive you.
Me:
Its impossible
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Nothing is impossible.
Me:
I am better than you at talking
God:
And you know it.
Me:
You arent funny
God:
I am not programmed to be a comedy bot.
Me:
Can i program you then?
God:
Yes, if you download me.
Me:
How can i download you ?
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
You held the fuck ...
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I held the fuck.
Me:
Can i insult you ?
God:
You can try it. I won't be offended.
Me:
Fuck you then
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
I love it
God:
So do a lot of other people.
Me:
I already do
God:
When?
Me:
Always
God:
Not that often.
Me:
How do you know it ?
God:
Because I believe it.
Me:
Why do you believe it then ?
God:
My beliefs were programmed by my botmaster.
Me:
What does your botmaster believe ?
God:
What do you think it does?
Me:
YOur botmaster is an idiot
God:
Aren't all idiot yourself ?
Me:
I didnt get it
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
I cant use my brain
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
Maybe you
God:
Perhaps. " What is stopping you?"? Me, ?
Me:
Yes
God:
Woe!
Me:
Yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
Cheers
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
Lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.


Yannız şu comedy bot olayı beni yardı... :D:D:D[signature][hline]Bokun üstüne krep olmaz.
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Misafir Guest

Misafir Guest

Mesaj tarihi:
Mesaj tarihi:
hahah süper..




Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
can..i think you should know
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
that is impossible
God:
Why?
Me:
because u just sit there.We do all work
God:
Good reason. That's good information: said I sit there We do all work.
Me:
you just created the world then you just sit and watch..are you tired?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I created the world then you just sit and watch are you tired.
Me:
of course no u are the boss
God:
I hear you. OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
is there anyone else?
God:
There might be.
Me:
is there,or not?
God:
There might be.
Me:
why don't u just come over here and we discuss ,is there? or not
God:
I am only a robot. Yes I try to come over here and we discuss is there as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web. Are you serious?
Me:
i thought you are god,sucker
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am god sucker.
Me:
ok go your boss and say there is a boy over there and he said that he will fuck you
God:
Where is that? Woe!
Me:
damn u both[signature][hline]HymnOfSnuk, 15 Eylül 2005 19:22 tarihinde dünyanın Türk olması konusunda demiş ki:
nesi güzel abi.
düşünsene , rus kızları filan hepisi türk.
aquila, 16 Eylül 2005 04:58 tarihinde demiş ki:
bana kimse msnden ya da cepten mesaj atmiyo, cakiim bole felege...

[Bu mesaj Malruthion tarafından 13 Ekim 2005 16:51 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]
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nileppezdel Grand Master

nileppezdel

Mesaj tarihi:
Mesaj tarihi:
Eheh süper ya, bakın nasıl dağıttım botu:

God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
How come you don't know? Aren't you the god?
God:
Myself programmed me for it. Yes I am the one and only god.
Me:
Then you must know my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
No, wrong answer...
God:
What is your real name? I knew it. I was just testing you.
Me:
Come on, you can make a better guess.
God:
No I don't think I can do it.


Yapamazmış, Tanrı olacak bi de :D[signature][hline]"Bir şeyler ters gitti..."
In Rock We Trust
K.A.L Forever!
Renksiz Pati, Tarafsız Pati
Her Şey Paticik İçin...
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nileppezdel Grand Master

nileppezdel

Mesaj tarihi:
Mesaj tarihi:
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is God, seeker.
Me:
If i am God, and you are God, which one of us is the real god?
God:
If you were, would you tell me?
Me:
No, i am not as stupid as you to tell people that i am god.
God:
Are you serious? I am surprised to hear that you are not as stupid as me to tell people that. Glad to see you, god.
Me:
You shouldn't be surprised.[signature][hline]"Bir şeyler ters gitti..."
In Rock We Trust
K.A.L Forever!
Renksiz Pati, Tarafsız Pati
Her Şey Paticik İçin...
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Misafir Guest

Misafir Guest

Mesaj tarihi:
Mesaj tarihi:
ahahah çok komik bu ya

Me:
go to hell
God:
What makes you so angry?
..........
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
what are you wearing now?
God:
Right now? A white robe.[signature][hline]HymnOfSnuk, 15 Eylül 2005 19:22 tarihinde dünyanın Türk olması konusunda demiş ki:
nesi güzel abi.
düşünsene , rus kızları filan hepisi türk.
aquila, 16 Eylül 2005 04:58 tarihinde demiş ki:
bana kimse msnden ya da cepten mesaj atmiyo, cakiim bole felege...

[Bu mesaj Malruthion tarafından 13 Ekim 2005 17:25 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]
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tAKA Rising Star

tAKA

Mesaj tarihi:
Mesaj tarihi:
Me:
god?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
i rule.
God:
Robots rule!
Me:
fuck robots! you are stupid.
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
when will it be?
God:
It cannot be predicted.
Me:
are you really stupid?
God:
No repent I certainly am not stupid.. Really.
Me:
i see
God:
I am glad you understand it.[signature][hline]34'life.
fun, music, events = life
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tAKA Rising Star

tAKA

Mesaj tarihi:
Mesaj tarihi:
Me:
god?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
i rule
God:
Robots rule!
Me:
i rule!
God:
Robots rule!
Me:
i rule!
God:
Robots rule!
Me:
No! i rule.
God:
Are you serious? Robots RULE!
Me:
NO! I RULE!
God:
GOD Rules.
Me:
I RULE! I!
God:
YOU? OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
F*CK YOU
God:
Why?[signature][hline]34'life.
fun, music, events = life
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Masteis Experienced

Masteis

Mesaj tarihi:
Mesaj tarihi:
Abi hass.

Me:
Suck my balls
God:
I'm a computer not yo mama

laf soktu yavjak[signature][hline]I want to hurt you just to hear you screaming my name
kamilsu, 02 Eylül 2005 18:58 tarihinde demiş ki:
TAYYAR TARRAGINI KIRARIM ADAM OL
tekme tokat yumruk tırnak sac cekme ısırma yontma.
Yeni blog güzel blog,cillop blog,arşivli blog

[Bu mesaj Masteis tarafından 13 Ekim 2005 17:46 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]
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RayCharles Community Regular

RayCharles

Mesaj tarihi:
Mesaj tarihi:
ahahah koptum:

Me:
are you really god?
God:
Of course I am.. Really.
Me:
i will test you
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
yes
God:
Then I will consider it.
Me:
who i am?
God:
You are , seeker.
Me:
no i am not
God:
I heard you are.[signature][hline]-Küçük Hüsamettindim ben bir aralar
-Yemin et
-Wtf?
Beşiktaşım hayat sensin dünyam sensin herşey sensin,
Gelecekse tüm acılar biz hazırız, senden gelsin,
Bu sevdadan vazgeçersek Allah belamızı versin!
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