Episode 1-2-3-4-5-6 nin perde arkasi

[Sylian]

Episode-I:

Obi Wan: "Hmm, these Neimoidians are taking forever. Is it in their nature to make us wait this long?"

Qui Gon: "No, they are probably AFK, or lagging due to the droid population on this ship."

Obi Wan: "Could they be bugged?"

Qui Gon: "Likely."

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Darth Maul: "Finally, we will have revenge."

Sidious: "Yes, all your grinding on quenkers in the farthest corner of Dantooine without ever getting vis ONCE, has paid off. You will be more than a match for the Jedi."



Episode-II:

Obi Wan puts a snare on Jango Fett, causing him to stop in midair, while his jetpack flies off and gets disabled.

Jango then sends multiple hate /tells to Obi Wan.

You tell Obi Wan: "YOU JERK, DO YOU REALIZE HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO GET ALL THE PARTS FROM THE DWB TO CREATE THAT THING?? THE MONEY I SPENT ON THE PARTS I COULDN'T FIND IN LOOT???? OMG, YOU'RE SUCH A BIOTCH, I HATE YOU."

Obi Wan Replies: "Shouldn't have had it out, noob."

Jango uses /lastditch

Jango misses

Jango roots Obi Wan and escapes.

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Yoda : Trooper, Good job you did, bring me a ship, I request.
Trooper : Impossible
Yoda : Why?
Trooper : Next shuttle boards in 9min 57secs

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Dooku spots Aniken and Obi-wan comming and turns on his Infusion macro.

Obi-Wan "Lets take him together...Set drain as you default attack"

Anakin "I can pwn him with Breach!"

Obi-Wan "NO ANAKIN BREACH DOESN'T AGAINST DEFENDER"

*Anakin gets incapped*

*Obi-Wan uses his 4/3/2/4 LS skills and gets owned quickly due to only having 3000 healer*

*Yoda Enters*

They exchange force powers until...

Dooku "It appears we both respeced to powers...What a crappy DPS profession...Now we must measure our skills with a Lightsaber"

Yoda "Run out of action you will...For MLS I am not"

*They fight until Dooku runs out of action*

Dooku tries to DB Obi-Wan and Anakin but moves and screws the timer so he runs.

*Dooku Flies to Coroscant*

Darth Sideous "You have done well....Now respec back to Defender so we can spam AI to tank their Masters with Force Armor...I will transfer you force"

Dooku "What if a BH comes? Then i'll be locked in a TEF and you can't transfer?!!1"

Sideous "Pick up channel force and make sure to craft your 4th gen saber while your still MLS"

Dooku "My pearls are almost all gone!

Sideous "Here put this Anti Decay kit on it"

*Gives Dooku Anti Decay*

*Dooku puts it on his saber and his pearls are saved*



Episode-III

Anakin, a master pilot, with his wingman, Obi Wan, a 4/3/3/3 pilot (only so he could fly the jedi starfighter) fly through the space battle. Since Obi Wan isn't a full pilot, and doesn't really know how to use his R2 Droid's programs, he constantly complains about JTL, and says flying is for droids. Meanwhile Anakin has reactor overload 3, engine overload 3, weap cap overload 3, and weapon overload 3 all working, and he owns all that oppose.

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Obi Wan: "Okay, this time we take him together, instead of you rushing toward him like you did before, when you were CL 38 and he was CL 97."

Anakin: "I was just about to say that."

Anakin and Obi Wan equip their sabers as Dooku walks in with his CL 1 SBD pets (only for show, no real strength)

Dooku: "Okay, I owned you guys before, lets not make too much of a mess in front of the Chancellor"

Anakin: "I've grinded on a lot of bol's since we last met, and had a final respec not long ago."

Dooku: "Don't assume because you are both CL 80 that you have the advantage." /starts force aura macro and begins to dervish like crazy.

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*Annakin stands poised over Count Dooku, with agraphics glitch showing two Lightsabers on Dooku's head*

Palpatine: DB him.

Annakin: I shouldn't.....

Palpatine: He is too dangerous to allow his Incap timer to run out! hurry there's a warmup now!

*Anakin killed Dooku*

Anakin: I shouldn't have. It's not the Jedi way. I should have triple-incapped him.

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Yoda: These nightmares haunt you, yes?

Anakin: Yes.

Yoda: About pain and suffering, are they?

Anakin: Yes...pain, suffering, and soo little xp.

Yoda: Little xp? Patience you should have. For impatience leads to angry, angry leads to hate, hate leads to cancellation of your account.

Anakin: I know...it pains me to be hunted by BH all day long.

Yoda: *cough padawan cough* *hack* your training is not complete.

Anakin: What??!! But I have a full template and I...I...I just respec'd to MLS and MDEF...you deny my rights to start the trials?

Yoda: Knight, you are not. Decided t

[Redeagle]

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Vader: I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The
30 second timer to become special forces is now complete.

Vader: When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master.

Ben: Only a master of killing Bounty hunters for force rank, Darth.

Vader: Your powers are weak, old man. You should of taken 4/4/0/0 in powers instead of master healer noob.

Ben: You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall clone and come back with 3 bounty hunters to pwn you.

Vader: Your powers are weak old man

Kenobi: Well duh I've been stuck on tatooine with nuting but CL 5 womp rats to kill

Vader: Really?

Kenobi: Yup , had nuting better to do since I lost all my jedi points in that last respec

Vader: Have You got Aura on? been hacking at you for 5mins now.....

Kenobi: Nope , check your cristals friend

Vader: Arrr yes , got a spare premium u can lend?

Kenobi: Yea sure take this pre-cu one

Vader: Noob , I aint paying ya for it.

*Vader tunes cristal*

Vader: WTH! , 20 max damage and a -1fc! , what sorta prem u givin meh?

Kenbobi: My action and force is almost out! hurry , Luke is watching.

Vader: The low level paddy?

Kenobi: Yup

Vader: Gah sod it *pulls out advanced lazer rifel*

Kenobi: Strike me dow.....

*BANG BANG*

Vader: Another Jedi bites the dust */dance*

*Darth Vader pulls the corpse of Obi-won to the dance floor*

Evet bu kısım oyunun ne halde olduğunu güzel bir şekilde gösteriyor:P

[nuwanda]

beyler muthis seyler bunlar, ck saolun walla okurken bayaa bi koptm[signature][hline]Othmobast Orz'wase (Twi'lek)
Master Brawler, Teras kasi master, master fencer, novice pikeman

[LonelyWolf]

abi süper. tşkkürler...

[Natanyal]

whuhuheuhe :D şu shuttleport olayına bittim :D