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The Wisdom of Jeff

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"Yeah, but, Steve, you're entitled to her stockings... you're still in the zone; the boyfriend zone. This is the tailing-off period. You've still got a load of stuff in her flat. You might still have a wedding to go to together. You're under joint headings in your friend's address books." /Flushed

"I mean, where exactly do you take your socks off? My advice is to take them off right after your shoes, and before your trousers. That's the sock gap. Miss it, and suddenly you're a naked man in socks. No self-respecting woman will ever let a naked man in socks do the squelchy with her." /size matters

"Only an interview? What if I panic? You know, what if I say an accidental word... theres pressure, you know, the wrong word could just pop out of my mouth by accident... Nipples!" /sex, death and nudity

"Oh, wouldn't that be great... being a lesbian. All the advantages of being a man, but with less embarrassing genitals." /inferno

"I need breasts with brains. I don't mean individual brains, obviously... I mean, not a brain each. You know, I like intelligent women, but you've got to draw the line somewhere... I think breast brains would be over-egging the woman pudding." /the girl with two breasts

"You know, when I was a kid, I used to write the word 'naked' hundreds of times on a piece of paper, and then rub my face in it." /the cupboard of patrick's love

"This is the curse of Jeff Murdock. I meet the woman of my dreams and I can't take my trousers off." /the man with two legs

"Steve's whole fantasy life revolves around Mariella Frostrup; If ever meets Mariella Frostrup in person his right hand will shout 'mother'." /my dinner in hell

"Stage One. The prickles. You can feel the prickles starting all over your face. If you just think the word blush, your head will inflate to three times its normal size. And then you realise you're not saying anything. You're stuck on pause. And you've forgotten how to work your face." /her best friend's bottom

"All of us in our time are visited by the Melty Man... Don't say his name, Patrick. Don't even think his name, or he will rise from the shadow dimensions to do his evil work inside your terrified pants." /the melty man cometh

"Steve, it's a bad idea to actually count women's breasts. The whole bus stares at you." /jane and the truth snake

"Steve, you know what the sentence of death is, don't you? I don't mean the sentence like in executions and stuff, I mean the scary one... Just five words, Steve. Five little words. 'Where. Is. This. Relationship. Going.'" /gotcha

"You know what's great about skirts? When a woman's wearing a skirt, you know, you know, that somewhere in that room, shifting all the time, there is the VAA: the Visual Access Angle. A clear line of sight back to base camp." /dressed

"I am a prison for sperms. Those poor little tadpoles have been sentenced for life in Jeff Murdock's groin. And let me tell you, that can be a pretty lonely place." /naked

"Having a girlfriend is like legalised sex." /the end of the line

"Women remember, Steve. It's like they've got minds of their own." /split

"When God made the arse, he didn't say, 'Hey, it's just your basic hinge, let's knock off early.' He said, 'Behold ye angels, I have created the arse. Throughout the ages to come, men and women shall grab hold of these, and shout my name.' " /faithless

"I'm not bad. I've never been bad... I'm fairly new to mild naughtiness." /unconditional sex

"You know jelly-wrestling... which is basically jelly with women wrestling in it... OK, well, think about this. Afterwards, after the wrestling, what happens to the jelly? Because you could sell that. That is a missed opportunity. You could bottle it and sell it... You take the women out first, obviously." /remember this

"Fact of life: the longer a man doesn't see a woman naked, the more he turns into a giant hoover pig." /the freckle, the key and the couple who weren't

"Sally could be a lesbian! ...It could happen! She could be having a shower maybe. and probably Jane would be there. And she might happen to say, 'Jane, could you help me soap my breasts?'. 'Your breasts, Sally?' 'Yes, Jane, it's those tricky undersides.' 'Oh, I know what you mean, Sally, breasts can be a real dirt-trap.'" /the girl with one heart

"Porn-wise, lesbians are like a jam sandwich, without the sandwich and just the jam. Fact, lesbians are just a big blob of jam. Well, not actually. Unless they've exploded in all the lesbonic excitement." /perhaps, perhaps, perhaps[signature][hline][b].:. He who fights with monsters should look to himself does not become a monster...When you gaze long in
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o line yok bu sitede :hmm:
aradım baya ama bulamadım, daha doğrusu 4üncü sezon ile ilgili jeff'in hiçbir sözü yok[signature][hline].:. He who fights with monsters should look to himself does not become a monster...When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you .:.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
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Steve Taylor,

It's not genetically possible for men to have opinions about fabric. /her best friend's bottom

Let me explain, Patrick. Here on earth there is a gap between seeing someone you like and having sex with them, that we like to call conversation. /the man with two legs

When man invented fire, he didn't say, 'hey, let's cook', he said, 'great, now we can see naked bottoms in the dark.' /inferno

There are three things all men should know, and it's time you did too. You're never going to be famous, you're fatter than you think, and most important of all, they don't keep wearing stockings. /the end of the line

Steve: Jeff, Jeff, I know about the giggle loop, the sock gap, the nudity buffer, and what you said to Audrey Watkins. Believe me, there is nothing you can possibly say that will surprise me. What's gone wrong this time?
Jeff: I've got too many legs. /the man with two legs

Steve: Is this the sort of place that degrades women? Patrick: We could ask. /split[signature][hline].:. He who fights with monsters should look to himself does not become a monster...When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you .:.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

[Bu mesaj BlackRose tarafından 17 Eylül 2004 09:11 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]
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Jeff değişmedi aslında
bu yepyeni bir adam, yani hikayeye göre Jeff Lesbos adasında lol, hatta halen var olduğunu son bölümde de anlıyorsunuz[signature][hline].:. He who fights with monsters should look to himself does not become a monster...When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you .:.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
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spoilerlık bişe yok ki
düşündüm aslında bu şimdi spoiler olur mu diye ama gerçekten de alakası yok diziyle yazdığımın

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BlackRose, 17 Eylül 2004 10:36 tarihinde demiş ki:
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bu yepyeni bir adam, yani hikayeye göre Jeff Lesbos adasında lol, hatta halen var olduğunu son bölümde de anlıyorsunuz


buna diyosan jeff in 4üncü bölümün başında daha ilk sahnelerde nerede olduğu söyleniyor zaten, oliver'ın da jeff yerine gelen bir karakter olmadığı da spoilerlık bişe değil

ben anlamadım yani neye spoiler dediğini :)
[signature][hline].:. He who fights with monsters should look to himself does not become a monster...When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you .:.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

[Bu mesaj BlackRose tarafından 17 Eylül 2004 14:00 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]
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