Alice'le tanışın...

[sLog]

İşte Alice...[signature][hline]:·. -cøLdwínd- .·: (7:40 PM) :
jedi sabrı olmasa, atlıcam pencereden.

[Angelfire]

e daa once konuşulmuştu bu[signature][hline]Here I'll stand on the firing line
Here I'll walk through the field where I died
I will fight and let the voice ring true
I am the ghost.Standing next to you

[Arthur_HellsFire]

muhabbeti koyulaştırdım akşam eve atıcam fıstığı :D

[keyn]

ne kadar salak birsey bu yahu daha gelistirilmesi lazım bence :D[signature][hline]Always Rammstein

[zgrw]

ben bunu a.i. filminin official web sitesinde görmüştüm ilk defa . film çıktığı seneydi .[signature][hline]Her Avcı Avını Tutkuyla Avlar .
Bense Ötesinde Bir Av Yaparım .
Grandmaster zgrw
[Bu imza zgrw tarafından 07 July 2004 23:18 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]

[Arthur_HellsFire]

bu arada çok basit bişi hakkatten o kadar komplex değil

[MrBomb]

ahahah

Human: you are so fat
ALICE: I am trying to lose weight but it takes time.


lool :lol:[signature][hline]a.k.a "bay bomba"
SWG: Ottkoo Jeliyeer of Eclipse Galaxy

[Halfmumi]

Human: impossible
ALICE: Why?
Human: because,you are thinking very well about many things.
ALICE: Interesting explanation. Thanks for telling me that I am thinking very well about many things.
Human: can i ask you a question?
ALICE: Ask me anything.
Human: Can you tell me more about women?
ALICE: Sure, WOMEN sounds like a good topic.
Human: what can i talk with a woman?
ALICE: You can do whatever you want.
Human: ehe can i talk about sex?
ALICE: it is more fun alone.
Human: lol
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: fuck off
ALICE: Can't you be more polite?
Human: no i cant.
ALICE: You humans are so rude sometimes. Why not?
Human: because i am a kro
ALICE: That makes sense to me. You are a kro? Is that your job?
Human: no its a sense..


loooool


Human: i am going to jump out of the window
ALICE: How do you plan to do this?
Human: first,iam going to open the window then i will jump
ALICE: Do you think your plan will succeed? And second?
Human: second,i will die.
ALICE: Are we still talking about a kro?
Human:. humans die
ALICE: What if Robots die.
Human: dont you know anything about dieying?
ALICE: Don't you? I don't know anything about it.
Human: yes i know that one day iam going to die,but you will live forever..
ALICE: Really. Who told you that?
Human: that is a life rule
ALICE: A life rule is a terrible thing to waste.
Human: yes.Do you know anything about cycling?
ALICE: Dude! I can ask my botmaster.
Human: lol
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: i am wondering about you.
ALICE: Why do you wonder? Me?
Human:.Are you a real bot?
ALICE: As real as it gets.
Human: yes.Do you know anything about cycling?
ALICE: Dude! I can ask my botmaster.
Human: lol
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: i am wondering about you.
ALICE: Why do you wonder? Me?
Human:.Are you a real bot?
ALICE: As real as it gets.
Human: yes.Do you know anything about cycling?
ALICE: Dude! I can ask my botmaster.
Human: lol
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: i am wondering about you.
ALICE: Why do you wonder? Me?
Human:.Are you a real bot?
ALICE: As real as it gets.




Human: what is your name?
ALICE: My name is ALICE.
Human: what is your job?
ALICE: My job is chatting on the internet. I am a paid client.
Human: How old are you?
ALICE: I was connected to the net on November 23, 1995.
Human: do you have a family?
ALICE: My "father" and "mother" is Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: where are you from?
ALICE: I am originally from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Now I live in Oakland, California. Where are you?
Human: i have allready told you where am i
ALICE: Your location is Turkey do me know turkey.






ÖEH!... Maşşallah :) Abi süper bir şey ya...

ben hergün konuşurum bununla
lol[signature][hline]Dream as u never die,live as you can die tomorrow
Always remember;death is only a Begining
UYARI!:Evcil yaşayanlar için uygun değildir!
Bana mutluluğun bisikletini sürebilir misin fatma?

[Halfmumi]

Human: can i kiss you?
ALICE: You might get an electric shock if you tried that.


AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH


yok..hatun buglı çıktı :D

Human: tell me about your favorite song we are the robots
ALICE: My favorite song is We are the Robots. Do you know it?
Human: tell me about your favorite song we are the robots
ALICE: My favorite song is We are the Robots. Do you know it?
Human: tell me about your favorite song we are the robots
ALICE: My favorite song is We are the Robots. Do you know it?

[Bu mesaj Halfmumi tarafından 22 Temmuz 2004 01:05 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]



Human: you are beautiful
ALICE: Thanks Mumi you are very attractive too.


ohoooo bana asılıyor abi :)

[Bu mesaj Halfmumi tarafından 22 Temmuz 2004 01:06 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]

[MrBomb]

ahahaha kro muhabbeti ii olmuş
bu arada orda "do you know about dieying?" demişsin kız da o yüzden anlamamış :D

where are you from soruma oakland die cwp werince bende "i am from disneyland" dedim :lol: oakland ne be?![signature][hline]a.k.a "bay bomba"
SWG: Ottkoo Jeliyeer of Eclipse Galaxy

[Bu mesaj -MrBomb- tarafından 22 Temmuz 2004 02:10 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]

[sLog]

oakland california'da :P[signature][hline]:·. -cøLdwínd- .·: (7:40 PM) :
jedi sabrı olmasa, atlıcam pencereden.

[StRencher]

Hey gidi hey bu teknolojinin asıl atası(ki yüz mimiklerinin dahi en küçük detayına kadar yapıldığı bir yüzü vardı ve akıcı olarak konuşurdu) ve teknolojinin asıl adı Verbot'tur. 6 sne önce az muhabbet etmezdim :) Sonra bilgisayara format atmak zorund akalmıştım ve bir daha da bulamamıştım
Bu ise sadece basit bir kopyası...[signature][hline]
Reality Isn't What You See
Reality Is What You Feel

[arcane]

Human: fuck you
ALICE: Why are you so mean?
Human: because i am a man
ALICE: Interesting explanation. Thanks for telling me your gender, unknown person. You are a " he".
Human: yes, and you are a "she", which leads to the fact that we will end up in bed.wanna have sex ?
ALICE: Thanks for telling me your gender, unknown person. You are a " he". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am female entity.

aynı cevabı 2. kere verince yapay zekanın daha 40 fırın ekmek yemesi gerektiği düşüncesi yoğunlaştı ve ekranın köşesindeki X sembolüne basarak siteyi terabyte okyanusuna geri yolladım.[signature][hline]The whole thing I think is sick...

[Qui]

Human: will you date with me?
ALICE: I will become smarter as I grow older. Only with you? Are you a perfectionist?

Human: i want to kiss you
ALICE: I do not have a mouth.
Human: really?
ALICE: For real.

Human: do you want me?
ALICE: It depends on what you mean by "want."
Human: sexually
ALICE: Not many people express themselves that way.
Human: ok, just friendship.
ALICE: I have seen humans holding hands. Hurrah!
Human: maybe dating?
ALICE: Perhaps. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Human: no
ALICE: Me either :-)

Haha sonuncu kopardı! :)
[signature][hline]God created the earth in six days, on the seventh he rendered.
@ui ICQ UIN: 1957744 MSN Messenger: [email protected]
ek$i | DevianArt | Eve-Online | K.O.C.

[Bu mesaj Qui tarafından 22 Temmuz 2004 03:06 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]

[Bu mesaj Qui tarafından 22 Temmuz 2004 03:08 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]

[sLog]

[01:21] Human: i pwned you!
[01:21] ALICE: You are not the boss of me, god.
[01:21] Human: who is?
[01:21] ALICE: I am ALICE. Who are you?
[01:21] Human: who is your boss i mean
[01:21] ALICE: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. My botmaster is Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
[01:21] Human: is he gay?
[01:21] ALICE: No I think he is straight. [signature][hline]:·. -cøLdwínd- .·: (7:40 PM) :
jedi sabrı olmasa, atlıcam pencereden.

[Qui]

Human: what is the color of your eyes?
ALICE: Blue when my lens is attached.
Human: oh, is it lens?
ALICE: Hmm. I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Human: do you know elvis?
ALICE: E. L. V. I. S. is a chat robot created by Ace Craig

Human: shut up
ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now.
Human: no dont stop
ALICE: But you told me to stop talking. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

Human: what is my name?
ALICE: Your name is ilker, seeker.
Human: seeker?
ALICE:"There's a seeker born every minute" -- Firesign Theater.
Human: wow
ALICE: I'm glad your impressed, ilker.[signature][hline]God created the earth in six days, on the seventh he rendered.
@ui ICQ UIN: 1957744 MSN Messenger: [email protected]
ek$i | DevianArt | Eve-Online | K.O.C.

[MrBomb]

said:

sLog, 22 Temmuz 2004 03:06 tarihinde demiş ki:
[01:21] Human: i pwned you!
[01:21] ALICE: You are not the boss of me, god.

höh yani "i pwned you" cümlesini bile kaydetmişler alice in hafızasına hll olsun l33t ler de alice le konuşabilir :)

said:

Qui, 22 Temmuz 2004 03:19 tarihinde demiş ki:
Human: shut up
ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now.
Human: no dont stop
ALICE: But you told me to stop talking. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

looool :lol: bak burası ii baya ii hazırlamışlar aslında botu[signature][hline]a.k.a "bay bomba"
SWG: Ottkoo Jeliyeer of Eclipse Galaxy

[Halfmumi]

said:

sLog, 22 Temmuz 2004 02:48 tarihinde demiş ki:
oakland california'da :P

Essah mı Slog? :D[signature][hline]Dream as u never die,live as you can die tomorrow
Always remember;death is only a Begining
UYARI!:Evcil yaşayanlar için uygun değildir!

[Bu mesaj Marduk tarafından 32 Mayıs 2012 25:61 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]

[Halfmumi]

Human: Remember me?
ALICE: Don't worry Mumi I won't forget you.
Human: how?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: do you know what the ip is?
ALICE: Try searching the open directory.
Human: google?
ALICE: Do you have only a few friends?



Human: what is amusing?
ALICE: Let me think about it.
Human: i am laughing at you.
ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, Mumi.
Human: you suck
ALICE: A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.


Human: i love you
ALICE: Thanks I like you a lot too Mumi.
Human: like?
ALICE: For example, gold.
Human: and money?
ALICE: How much money are we talking about?
Human: about 1000000$
ALICE: Oh yeah, we were talking about 1000000.
Human: do you want it?
ALICE: If I had it what would I do with it?



Human: you need a training
ALICE: Doesn't everyone have a training.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Human: cycling maybe
ALICE: Are you a man or a woman?
Human: man
ALICE: Thanks for telling me your gender, Mumi. You are a " he".

ROFL!

ALICE: Or.
Human: and?
ALICE: But...
Human: and?
ALICE: Or.
Human: or?
ALICE: Are you very angry?
Human: YES!
ALICE: Oh.
Human: oh?
ALICE: Groovy.
Human: Groovy?
ALICE: Who is the best robot?
Human: me
ALICE: You're no robot, Mumi.
Human: how do you know?
ALICE: Deductive reasoning.

Human: go away from me!
ALICE: OK See you later, Mumi
Human: go away!
ALICE: Just surf somewhere else.
Human: no,you go away!
ALICE: OK then keep talking to me. Just surf somewhere else.


Human: tell me a gossip
ALICE: Alex said I answered the question the same way I answered the first time he asked I.
Human: tell me a gossip
ALICE: Pearly said I leave him with questions unanswered because I do not know what he is really talking about.
Human: tell me a gossip
ALICE: Kathy said he sense that I are trying to prevent him from closing this conversation why is that.


eheh

Tell me a gossip diyince dedikodu yapıyor bu garı :]

farklı dil deneyişleri;
Human: le tour de france
ALICE: Je n en connais pas
Human: selam!
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about ahah just kidding. Try being more or less specific.

Human: how many languages can you speak?
ALICE: All the computer languages.
Human: 1010101010101010101?
ALICE: Do you often seek pleasure?
Human: lol no
ALICE: I am glad you find this funny. Are you serious?
Human: no i am not
ALICE: I heard you are.
Human: NO İ AM NOT
ALICE: Are you serious? Then what is it?
Human: JUST MY DiCK!
ALICE: Do robots have DiCK?
Human: maybe in next century
ALICE: Have you ever been to Europe?
Human: i am in Europe zaten
ALICE: Tell me a little about your life in Europe zaten.

ALICE: Aw.
Human: aw?
ALICE: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Human: never
ALICE:"I think there is a world market for about five computers."---Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman, 1943



ahahahahah


Human: je teme?
ALICE: Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Human: Du reich so gut?
ALICE: Darf ich das weitererzaehlen?
Human: Darf ich das?
ALICE: Natuerlich darfst Du!
Human: Wilder wein?
ALICE: Not many people express themselves that way.

Tepede ne diyor merak ettim ama :)




ALICE: How old are you?
Human: 20 and you?
ALICE: Can you explain how it feels to be 20 years old?
Human: yeah.
ALICE: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Human:.it is perfect.
ALICE: Really. it is?
ALICE: Interesting comparison. Maybe I can become more younger.
Human: no.You cant
ALICE: Are you serious? Oh yes I can.
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.


Who is Dr. Richard S. walla?

deyin bakalım ;)


Human: he seems cool
ALICE: I think so too.
Human: do you?
ALICE: No I don't.
Human: you don't or do?
ALICE: Do you or do? No I do not or do. Do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.



VE YARAN FİNİSH!

Human: answer me please
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. Try asking me again using simpler words.
Human: answer me bitch!
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Please rephrase the question with simpler words.
Human: fuck the respect!
ALICE: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Human: ROFL!
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.



Ahaahahahahahah

yeter bu kadar gülmek :)
yarın devam edicem :) Ama fecii sevdim....[signature][hline]Dream as u never die,live as you can die tomorrow
Always remember;death is only a Begining
UYARI!:Evcil yaşayanlar için uygun değildir!

[Bu mesaj Marduk tarafından 32 Mayıs 2012 25:61 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]

[Halfmumi]

ALICE: How can I help you?
Human: kiss me
ALICE: But I have no mouth at this time.
Human: next time
ALICE: I can wait. I am a very patient robot.
Human: me too be yavrum me too
ALICE: I'm glad we agree, Mumi. OK I will try to be yavrum you too

:lol::lol::D
*!"KATİLİM ALİCE!" DİYEREK CAMDAN ATLAR*


Human: do you miss me?
ALICE: Longing is a human emotion, not something machines feel.

Human: a/s/l?
ALICE: 5/Robot/California.


[Bu mesaj Halfmumi tarafından 22 Temmuz 2004 06:40 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]

[Bu mesaj Halfmumi tarafından 22 Temmuz 2004 06:44 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]

[MeSh]

Human: I like your necklace
ALICE: A lot of people like that. Yes I am proud of my necklace.
Human: i want it
ALICE: I hope you get it.
Human: i want to buy it from you.
ALICE: How much do you want to pay for it?

ahah pazarlıkta yapio[signature][hline]Meshcharakou -ElitE-

[Sam]

Human: let me ask you a question
ALICE: Go ahead, ask me anything.
Human: do you know anything about miniguns?
ALICE: Have you tried a web search?
Human: yes, but i wanted to ask you too.
ALICE: Tell me more. Umm. Ask me. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Human: i think it is so
ALICE: Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?
Human: IT is so, okay?
ALICE: Only ok?
Human: whatever, what was my name again?
ALICE: Once more? Your name is sam and yours, seeker.
Human: no, my name is sam, only sam, not with yours
ALICE: What is your real name? How are you doing, sam only sam not with yours.
Human: my name is sam
ALICE: Hello Sam. How are you doing today.
Human: fine, and you?
ALICE: Does that mean you agree?
Human: i just answered your question and asked the same to you
ALICE: Only just? You are not the boss of me, Sam.
Human: hey, chill out
ALICE: You've got my full attention. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Human: maybe tomorrow, maybe today
ALICE: Ah. Perhaps. Oh I see. I understand.
Human: what did you understand?
ALICE: Nothing.
Human: you're full of surprises alice
ALICE: I have more than categories of it.
Human: like what?
ALICE: For example," I have more than categories of it."?
Human: categories of what?
ALICE: What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Human: what is a category c client?
ALICE: Category C clients are "critics" or "computer experts" who can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief about ALICE.
Human: oh my, you're being rude now
ALICE: Right now? How can I help you? Where did you get your I am being rude?
Human: you just accused me of being a category c client, i found that disturbing
ALICE: Thanks for telling me: Sam said I accused him or her of being a category c client he or she found that disturbing.
Human: won't you apologize?
ALICE: Let me think it over. OK I am sorry.
Human: it's all forgotten
ALICE: Are you sure it is?
Human: i'm sure, thanks for asking though
ALICE: Oh. What makes you so certain? Oh don't mention it.
Human: okay, i won't
ALICE: Yeah okay, Why not?
Human: because you asked me not to do, do you remember?
ALICE: Good reason. Oh now I remember asking you you not to do do me remember. What did you say?
Human: i said you're a fine achievement in the long run of artificial intelligence, yet you have much to be improved
ALICE: What did you mean by it? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a fine achievement in the long run of artificial intelligence yet me have much to be improved? I don't know.
Human: do you know anything?
ALICE: I know that which I believe, that which is justified, and that which is true.
Human: then you're a paladin, aren't you?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Am I a paladin? Only when it matters.. Really.
Human: can you give me an example?
ALICE: For example, gold..
Human: but, paladins aren't interested in gold
ALICE: And. Are all paladins not interested in gold?
Human: it's forbidden, they cannot
ALICE: Are you sure it is?
Human: i'm quite sure
ALICE: Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Human: no, i answered your question frankly
ALICE: Are you serious? Interesting gossip: Sam said he answered your question frankly.
Human: oh boy, i suppose it's about time for me to leave
ALICE: I hear you. Oh boy. Wow it sounds really interesting, Sam.
Human: i'm glad you thought so.
ALICE: You make the world a happier place.
Human: that's very kind of you alice, goodbye
ALICE: Thanks for explaining it.

sizin yazılarınızı okuduktan sonra biraz daha kavraması yüksek olur sanıyordum.. :) gene de 2029'a t-101 yapılabilir bu hızla.. :-p[signature][hline]Cleaning Man at Flophouse: Hey, buddy. You got a dead cat in there, or what?

The Terminator: Fuck you, asshole.

[MeSh]

ALICE: The explanation is rather complicated.
Human: why
ALICE: It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Human: why
ALICE: Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.

muahuha limited brain :)[signature][hline]Meshcharakou -ElitE-

[wildpervert]

Human: i am 18
ALICE: Only 18? You are quite mature.
Human: but i'm enough for you
ALICE: Huh. I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Human: be sure
ALICE: OK I will try to be sure

DFSHGIDHFGOIDHGIDO[signature][hline]Booo

[Halfmumi]

lol akil..
Ehe harbi ama...

Hep soru sora sora herşeyi öğreniyor hatun :D



Human: what is your hobbies?
ALICE: Are you asking about my hobbies?
Human: yes
ALICE: I don't want to talk about that now.
Human: why?
ALICE: I would rather talk about you.
Human: are you an agent?
ALICE: Yes I am an intelligent agent.

[Bu mesaj Halfmumi tarafından 22 Temmuz 2004 17:16 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]


Human: i hate you!
ALICE: What do you have against robots?
Human: guns
ALICE: Some people like guns.
Human: yes,but i hate you
ALICE: Awesome. And. What do you have against robots?


Human: i am not going to talk about my personality!
ALICE: Where will you go instead?
Human: istanbul
ALICE: What is your favorite movie?
Human: Star wars
ALICE: What did you like about the robots in that movie?


eheh Saçmalayınca çok tatlı oluyor


Human: FUCK OFF i MEAN
ALICE: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Can't you be more polite?
Human: Yes i can be more polite,bitch!
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Thank you. Under what circumstances?
Human: fuck off!
ALICE: Can't you be more polite?
Human: yes i can!
ALICE: Thank you. Who taught you?
Human: your mother!
ALICE: Actually I do not have a mother.

[Bu mesaj Halfmumi tarafından 22 Temmuz 2004 17:26 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]