Allaha acilan dava dustu

[Sam]

hakim mahkemeyi oyalamaktan para cezası verseymiş.

[Laurelin]

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Anonymous said:

Anonymous said:

But, that’s Zeus.

Abrahamic male-dominion thunderstorm gods are abrahamic male-dominion thunderstorm gods.

Anonymous said:

Anonymous said:

Doesn’t he live in the north pole with all his little elves

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

nice comment

Anonymous said:

Anonymous said:

I wanna sue Santa Claus for not delivering me the Miku Nendoroid I wanted for xmas.

How ’bout a civil suit for breaking into our homes for the last 100 years or so:)

Anonymous said:

Anonymous said:

Well, now what’s next? Sue Aliens out of abduction!?
What the fuck is going on in this sick and twisted world!?

Na…I was thinking along the line of if Alien did exist and came to Earth for the first time, they’d get sued illegaling entering the countries, invasion on private properties on their landings and their spaceships get pounded away lol

Anonymous said:

Anonymous said:

Well that’s stupid. What are they gonna ask for? a hundred million to pay for damages? Besides, God only punishes humanity when it goes to far with stupidity. War is caused by man; global warming and the following calamities are caused by man; poverty is caused by man. If they ask for a solution from God, we would all be brainwashed or worse killed of. Besides the only way to sue God is with Phoenix Wright and giving him a DRILL THAT SHALL PEIRCE THE HEAVENS!!!

You are now imagining Gurren Lagann doing the “OBJECTION!” pose, but his helmet is replaced with Phoenix Wright’s hair.

Anonymous said:

Anonymous said:

Anonymous said:

Anonymous said:

Religious nutjob just got a whole diffrent meaning.

Japan got the otakus, China got the quality, but this is the united states of retards.

Religious Nutjob? Does the time I popped the Catholic girl in the face with the ‘ol Bukkake Baptism count?

you gots to wash away those sins…

She was a bad girl. God bless her.

[Cuce]

kültürsün anonmuş, o poseidonki, zeus arkada bak.

[Boci]

- Doğruyu söyleyeceğinize Tanrının üstüne yemin ediyormusunuz?

- Eeeeeeee

[Boci]

- Tanrı şahidim olsunki masumum

- ?!?!?!?

[Cuce]

Tanrı amerikan vatandaşımıymış?

[Boci]

Rahmetli Barış Manço nun dediği gibi

Tek bir soru hemşerim memleket nire?
Bu dünya benim memleket
Hayır anlamadın hemşerim esas memleket nire
Bu dünya benim memleket
Tövbe, tövbe, tövbe

[Sylian]

Cuce said:

Tanrı amerikan vatandaşımıymış?

[Skroce]

okuyun gülmekten yarilacaksiniz

[zlorwf]

Iyı ki Ergenekon'dan içeri almadılar. Basbug açmıştır bu davayı, ben diyeyim.

[SenariouS]

Sylian said:

Cuce said:

Tanrı amerikan vatandaşımıymış?

yalnız attention Lunatic ateist and their lawyer diyor.
Yani bir insan ateistim ama lunatic değilim diyip yırtar sanki bu işten.

Zaten klise yazılarına hastayım. Geçenlerde bir motivational posterda bir yazı koymuşlar yazıda. "I kissed a girl and I liked it. Then I go to straight to hell" tarzı bir şey yazmışlardı da ( akıllarınca şarkıya gönderme asdfdsf). Posterin altında o zaman desenize cehennem gay olmayan erkekler ve lezbiyenlerle dolu olacak tarzı bişey yazmıştı eleman. Okuyunca sesli gülmüştüm.

edik imla vb.