Çak Noris Var!

[GwindonSurion]

Thaumiel said:

Chuck Norris is High Overlord Saurfang's abandoned level 1 alt.

Children wear Superman pyjamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas. Chuck Norris wears Saurfang pyjamas.

High Overlord Saurfang once stepped on Chuck Norris's foot. Chuck apologized.

http:// wow.allakhazam.com/images/mobs/HighOverlordSaurfang.JPG

Saurfang ezer (nokta).

bırak arkadaşım ya pff

[FromTheHell]

hmpfs

[Redeagle]

russian reversal çak norris'e koymaz öyleyse ._.

[Chastise]

God said "Let there be light.". Chuck Norris said "say please." .

[veyr10]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f67LgpJBPPE&feature=related

watch?v=f67LgpJBPPE&feature=related

[BloodyBeast]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCaUre8Ju94




watch?v=uCaUre8Ju94


ahdgyuwqdyuqdasdsa

[Fortuna]

BloodyBeast said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCaUre8Ju94




watch?v=uCaUre8Ju94


ahdgyuwqdyuqdasdsa

dsadsasadasdas

[BloodyBeast]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdD54rG9oQA


watch?v=NdD54rG9oQA

bu da sağlammış

[BloodyBeast]

Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris

[sg-1]

çaknorisin dönüşü ahaha

bu da benden:

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

[Mr_Hand]

ahaha en sonuncu iiymiş :D

[MADBOY]

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because of their potency, silent because his butthole is extremely loose.

Chuck Norris once burned his lips on the tailpipe of a car while trying to blow it up for a movie.

Many stuntmen who have worked with Chuck Norris complain on set that Chuck Norris makes far too many so-called jokes about "exchanging blows."

The National Weather Service once mistakenly issued a Volcano Warning in response to Chuck Norris flushing his toilet.

Chuck Norris loves hemorrhoids. He calls them "speed bumps."

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris learned the roundhouse kick not from Bruce Lee, but by jumping up and twirling around in vain, attempting to unwedge his panties from his ass.

Chuck Norris was disowned by his father when it was discovered Chuck Norris could do the splits before learning to walk.

Chuck Norris started the "Chuck Norris Facts" in hopes of finding a new love. Upon finding out the majority of fans using the facts were guys, Chuck Norris wept with joy.

Chuck Norris once got an erection. Nobody noticed.
Chuck Norris changed his name to Chuck in 1972 because he was in fact the Charlie they were searching for in 'Nam.

For Chuck Norris, the roundhouse kick is not a signature move; it's just the closest he can come to his high school cheerleading days, which he misses sorely.


Yemisim cucuk norisi.

[funq]

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