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Wall Of Text of Chuck Norris Facts

*If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

*There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

*Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

*Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

*Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

*Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

*Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

*Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

*When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

*Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

*There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

*Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

*Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

*Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

*Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

*Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

*There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

*When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

*Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

*Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

*Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

*Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

*Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

*Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

*Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

*Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

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