Rules Men Wish Women Knew

[Mephisto_]

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Rules Men Wish Women Knew


-If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
-Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
-Don't cut your hair. Ever.
-Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present, again!
-If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
-Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
-Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lent, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
-Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.
-Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
-Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
-Shopping is not sport.
-Anything you wear is fine. Really.
-You have enough clothes.
-You have too many shoes.
-Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
-Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and your Dad probably is too.
-Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
-No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
-Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
-Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes-what makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
-Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
-A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
-Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
-Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
-Check your oil.
-Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
-Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
-It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together.
-Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
-If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
-If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
-Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
-Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
-You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done not both.
-Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
-Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
-Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
-Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.
-Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines.
-The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
-Anyone can buy condoms.[signature][hline]karakedi, 16 November 2003 01:35 tarihinde demiş ki:
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[Mephisto_]

herşeyin orjinali güzeldir[signature][hline]karakedi, 16 November 2003 01:35 tarihinde demiş ki:
gider haspaticik.com, özpaticik.com diye domain alır, orada yeni bi site kurarım ehe

[fedaykin]

Biz mi dedik kardeşim sana ingilizce yerine git alamanca öğren diye :-P[signature][hline]Özgürlüğün değerini ancak onu kaybedince anlarsınız. En zavallı insan ise esaret altındayken kendisini özgür zannedendir.

bi fransız gastesi de şey demiş:
"ırak üç parçaya ayrılıcak.
1-normal
2-süper
3-kurşunsuz"

[Bu mesaj fedaykin tarafından 11 February 2004 23:35 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]

[Estel_Anorien]

doh! daha eklenebilir...[signature][hline]-End of Transmission-

[PsycHeDeLIC]

Bayıldım bayıldım :-P[signature][hline]Trance Nation Member / (wka Astral @ NBL)

Cormamin niuve tenna' ta elea lle au'

[sabonis]

said:

Mephisto_, 11 February 2004 23:24 tarihinde demiş ki:
-Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

öldüm bittim

said:

Mephisto_, 11 February 2004 23:24 tarihinde demiş ki:
-Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.
-Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
-Foreign films are best left to foreigners

katılmıyorum.[signature][hline]Its not a lie, if you believe it - George Costanza

[Sly-One]

ben katılıyorum :p[signature][hline]Güçlü ve şanslı olanlar genellikle yalnız olanlardır... -Xar

[sylvanthas]

-Anything you wear is fine. Really.
-Don't cut your hair. Ever.

hahah bunlar süper[signature][hline]consume the forsaken