Genetikçilere :p

[Ardeth]

epic genetik çalışmamı yaparken süper oldu bunları görmem hehehe


Genetics

Drosophila

Genetic Engineering

Of HAHAHA süper ya

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Drosophila's natural environment is that of a glass vial stuffed with cotton. If these vials are not stoppered, they tend to escape and attack stupid second year genetics students, or drive ghost trains from Tajikistan to Frankston via Anstey. Their favourite food is fly medium, of the supernatural ghost variety when travelling on trains. Upon their escape, after downing a few undergrads, they will either become stuck on flypaper hung from the ceiling, or join the escapee orgy in one of the medium vials rigged as a trap with a cone made from an index card.

It is believed that the flies mate through vestigial organs after chasing each other around for 71 seconds before sitting down to a nice bottle of sauvignon blanc or chloroform. A mutation on the X chromosome (r+) makes Drosophila females prefer red wine. said:

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The leading research scientist in this area, Mr Pope, says "God can't reveal Himself to us, because that would negate free will. But He can hide himself to a greater or lesser extent. As He is all powerful and all knowing, this is a little like us playing hide and seek in a small flat empty carpark, against a professional sniper. But it's all fair, because He says so"

[ulfang]

kimse kasmamış galiba oku anla falan :D sesler duyuyorum *caps yokmu??*

[Eternalus]

ben sadece, aaaa sirke sineği diyebildim sadece. dostum caps koy

[Lancelion]

var.

[Ardeth]

Alın size caps


nası?

[Eternalus]

kötüymüş :P

[Cthulhu]

ehah sina'nın eğlencesi bize XL
:d

[Ekmek]

Kişisele açsaydın keşke sdfs.

[Olivies]

İLAHİ CHROMOSOME HOHOOHOH ^^

[GwindonSurion]

kekeke

[Ardeth]

ordaki yorum çok daha süper feci güldüm hehe

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This GM piglet's snout may never regain its natural glow

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A case in point is the farmyard pig, a favourite of researchers due to its similarities with mankind. Experiments on genetic surgery to reduce skin shine (to help ugly people like you) have largely been a success (see right), but spell danger for the species if the non-glow gene finds its way into the wider population. These pigs will be unable to hunt down their prey of mice and tokay geckos without the species's characteristic luminous nose.

deneyse burda yazılanın tam tersi, domuz dnasına gfp sentezi için gen yerleştirilmesi ile oluşan fosforlu domuzcukların fotoğrafı heh çok tatlılar lan heh şapşallar

[forgiver]

herkesin eğlence anlayışı farklı tabi, onlar da böyle eğleniyor
gülemiyorsak saygı duyalım

gerçi biraz okumaya kasınca bişey hissediyor sanki insan

[eisenheim]

peki saygı duyyim madem.duydum

[Darkwall]

abi anlatında bizde gülelim :D

[Ardeth]

abi ben hatırlıyorum vardı bu forumda genetikçi yahu.
alo siz hiç mi mutant sineklerle oynamadınız hayatınızda?

[Zheld]

sirke sinekleriyle ilgili ne diyor okumaya üşendim ama merakta ediyorum

[ginaly]

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Postabitch's Third Theory of Genetic Reproduction is that Genes = Jeans. This Russian scientist discovered that population numbers increased during observations of subject's jeans while they were in the laboratory. Early geneticists also found members of a species could actually take their jeans off and make new jean pairs in order to make new people that looked different.

aushfuad bu ne be lol