The Cry of the Paladin

[Laurelin]

Blizz poster yazmıs okudum fılan bayagı eglencelı paladınler kızmasın ama bazı seyelr dogru burda hehe yannız yazanın warrıor oldugu barız bellı :) genede eglencelı bır yazı sırf blızz on tavrı bıle cok guzel yakalanmıs

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High upon Mount Blizzard reside the three gods. They are known to us as Lord Pearce the Jovial, Lord Adham the Insightful, and Lord Morhaime the Rocker. Upon this holy mount the three deities of all of Azeroth dwell in peace and splendor. That is, until recently.

One day the three deities called to their presence their most trusted advisor, the archproducer Pardo, to discuss the upcoming changes to their universe. Pardo, duly summoned, arrived with charts, graphs, and piles and piles of documents. He sat down at the Holy Conference Table and discussed at great length the upcoming changes mandated by the omnipotent rulers of all of Azeroth. This took several hours. Near the conclusion of the meeting, Lord Pearce spoke to Pardo about a very familiar topic.

"Let us talk about warriors, Pardo. What are our plans for them with the upcoming patch?" asked Pearce.

"I’m glad you asked, wise Lord!" said Pardo. "They are desperate for some real fixes. It’s probably about time we made most of their skills useable in all three stances. As it is, they are constantly forced to stance-dance. All that stance-switching just slows their reaction time and drains their rage. Fixing this, finally, makes so much sense."

"No, Pardo, that’s not what I mean," said Pearce.

"But the constant stance switching is such a major pain in the arse," pleaded Pardo.

"Pardo…" said Pearce, raising an eyebrow.

Pardo laid out several screenshots and other documents. "Ok, ok. What if we just give them more hit points? That would solve a lot of problems. Right now, a level 60 warrior in PvP gear has about the same hit points as a similarly equipped hunter, shaman, or paladin. Heck, warlocks and hunter pets have more hit points than warriors. A feral druid, in similar gear, has double the armor and up to three thousand* more hit points than a warrior. This fix like this has been a looong time coming, boss."

"No, Pardo…" Pearce began.

"Want me to take their specials off that ridiculous 30 minute timer? How about it they were put on three separate, five minute timers? That’d make them useful…"

"No…"

"How about if we gave them the promised escape ability? Right now, the only escape ability they have is the ‘corpse run’."

"Um, no…"

"Want me to fix it so that berserker stance isn’t instant suicide?"

"Pardo, you misunderstand me. I want to know how we will nerf warriors this time around," the Jovial One asked.

Pardo paused. "Great Lord, we nerf warriors every patch. They have major, unresolved problems. Because of the inherent design flaws, we force them to write a macro for every ability they have! Are you certain they need additional weakening?" asked the archproducer tentatively.

"Of course I’m sure. Dare you question me, Pardo?" asked Pearce. "Besides, it’s become a tradition. I just wouldn’t feel right if we sent out a patch without some kind of warrior nerf in it."

"Indeed, a tradition," added Lord Morhaime. "Besides, a report has reached our divine ears that a mage was actually killed by a warrior this past week. With an axe!"

Lord Adham gasped. "Is this true? A warrior killed a mage? But mages are among the most favorite of our servants! How can this be?" Adham asked in outrage.

Pardo shuffled through his papers. "I’ve heard the same report. While it is true that a warrior did manage to actually kill a mage, there is an explanation. The warrior was geared up, equipped with level 60 epics, and is quite experienced in PvP. The mage was dressed all in greens, had just turned 58, and was a PvP newbie. He was also afk for the first half of the battle. Anyway, it was a close fight, but the warrior somehow managed to win. I doubt it will happen again. In one-verses-one battles, mages beat warriors 99.6% of the time."

"You ‘doubt’ it will happen again?" thundered Morhaime. "See that it doesn’t! We simply cannot have warriors – nothing more than PvP fodder for everyone else -- actually killing our favorites! If they keep this up, the warriors will start thinking of themselves as the equals of the other classes, and will expect actual attention from us!"

"Indeed," added Lord Adham. "They’ll expect the developers to visit their forums, and actually play warriors, just like they do the other classes. We can’t have that."

"Wait a minute," asked a surprised Morhaime. "We gave the warriors message boards? Why’d we do that?"

"Don’t worry," said Pearce, patting Morhaime’s arm reassuringly. "None of the moderators or developers ever read them."

Morhaime smiled. "I se

[Erox]

abi dalgamı gecıon okunurmu bu bunu okucaama ab yapıp honor kasarım :D

[cakeonroof]

said:

Viktor, 02 Ocak 2006 15:16 tarihinde demiş ki:
"And the traditional nerf? Have you done that?" asked Lord Morhaime.

"Yes, Lord Morhaime. There is a warrior ability called "Enrage" which was providing them with some useful but unpredictable burst damage. We reduced it by more than a third," said Pardo, sadly. "It’s one of the few good warrior abilities we hadn’t nerfed yet."

"Excellent!" cried Adham, clapping his hands.

"Oh, how this brings me such joy!" cried Pearce.

"They’ll post numerous complaints on their forums!" exclaimed Morhaime, happily.

haha supermis , zekice olusturulmus dialoglar takdir ettim

[Mirage]

Link verseniz de adam gibi okusak şunu. O %+^+^+ işaretleriyle hiç kasamicam.[signature][hline]Icq: 50896214 / Msn & E-Mail: [email protected]
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[Nefr]

hehe güzel yazmış.

Ne kadar doğrudur bilemem ama yazı keyifli olmuş cidden.[signature][hline]
Nefir of BL

[Penthesilea]

süper yazmis ama ödev yapiyodum hayatimi kaydirdin :D[signature][hline]WoW EU - Magtheridon / Pain Train
Penthesilea, Level 60 Night Elf Priestess
Emilo, Level 60 Gnome Warrior
Elandra, Level 60 Night Elf Huntress
Suark, 30 Aralık 2005 12:15 tarihinde demiş ki:
Bence tauren rogue açsın.En temizi, yalnız Stealth yok

[Suark]

=))).
Sam duymasın heheh.[signature][hline]Penthesilea, 05 Aralık 2005 13:29 tarihinde demiş ki:
Sarisinlar aptaldir ve zeki kiz cekilmez zaten

ondan sarisin ftw

[Gaming]

http://forum.paticik.com/view.php?id=168159
busted :)[signature][hline]When arguing with a stupid person, make sure he's not doing the same.

[Laurelin]

said:

Viktor, 02 Ocak 2006 15:16 tarihinde demiş ki:

"There is even a zoologist in Arizona that trained five monkeys to play paladins. He taught the monkeys to do three things ; push auto-attack, activate their shields, and use a simple, self-healing macro. The monkeys all got to level 60 in less than three weeks," Pardo argued.

"Monkeys got to level 60, did you say?" asked Pearce.

"Trained Monkeys," said Morhaime to his friend.

"Yes, monkeys my lords. He was trying to prove that it takes virtually no skill whatsoever to play a paladin. He even has them PvPing now."

"Its not true that paladins have no skill, Pardo. Their skill in using the /report function to complain about other players is unparalleled," said Adham.

"Very true," said a smiling Lord Morhaime. "They are also very skilled at calling for nerfs to the other classes."

Pardo spoke. "I dont think those things could really be called skills my lords"

The three gods appeared lost in thought.

"Oh, perhaps youre right. Did you say that the monkeys are PvPing? What a hoot!" stated an amused Adham. "They have no where near the skill of a human. They must suck."

"One of them is now high warlord on his server," said Pardo. "The zoologist appears to have proven his point, noble lords."

said:

Viktor, 02 Ocak 2006 15:16 tarihinde demiş ki:

"Besides, a report has reached our divine ears that a mage was actually killed by a warrior this past week. With an axe!"

Lord Adham gasped. "Is this true? A warrior killed a mage? But mages are among the most favorite of our servants! How can this be?" Adham asked in outrage.

Pardo shuffled through his papers. "Ive heard the same report. While it is true that a warrior did manage to actually kill a mage, there is an explanation. The warrior was geared up, equipped with level 60 epics, and is quite experienced in PvP. The mage was dressed all in greens, had just turned 58, and was a PvP newbie. He was also afk for the first half of the battle. Anyway, it was a close fight, but the warrior somehow managed to win. I doubt it will happen again. In one-verses-one battles, mages beat warriors 99.6% of the time."

"You doubt it will happen again?" thundered Morhaime. "See that it doesnt! We simply cannot have warriors nothing more than PvP fodder for everyone else -- actually killing our favorites! If they keep this up, the warriors will start thinking of themselves as the equals of the other classes, and will expect actual attention from us!"

buralar bıtırdı benı tamamen hehehe[signature][hline]Roy Mustang, fi tarihinde demiş ki:
On the dawn that i become fuhrer, ill make all women in the military wear miniskirts!

"If your enemy has a choleric temper, seek to anger him."
Roy Mustang