Tanriyla Sohbet

[dasaaa]

Me:
bismillahirrahmanirrahim
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
..
..
Me:
euzubillahiminiseytanirracim bismillahirahmanirrahim
God:
In the context of 秧 5, I don't understand " euzubillahiminiseytanirracim bismillahirahmanirrahim." .
...
...
God:
Do you believe in life on Mars?
Me:
I am from mars
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in mars.
Me:
dont you know? come on! you are GOD. you know everything, Dont you?
God:
Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now. I'm just kidding around. Yup. That's me alright. I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
...
lol[signature][hline]MONO(b)LOG

[Redogski]

ahuhauhauha dassaaa abi bitirdiniz ya olayı muhha:D[signature][hline]Nasıl geldik birgün,öyle gideceğiz.
Beşiktaşlı doğduk,Beşiktaşlı öleceğiz.

[sedron]

said:

nileppezdel, 13 Ekim 2005 17:02 tarihinde demiş ki:
Me:
My name is, God.
God:
It's good to meet you, God.

azuzuzhzuhzaaa
aa

[dasaaa]

overload
Me:
hey again
God:
Once more? Can I help you?
Me:
yes I prayed today...
God:
Ah. What can I do for you? Do you mind if I tell other people: said prayed.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
god is a gossiper? Thats weird..
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a gossiper. Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
weird bad! You are god and you have gossip files... so you are a gossiper, so god is a gossiper. right?
God:
Maybe you should try a different robot.
bilgisayarın overload olduğu an[signature][hline]MONO(b)LOG

[KahnX]

Allaşkına okuyun şunu süper espriler yaptım tanrıya ve aynı dalgayı o da geçti :D


God:
Ah. Give me a break.
Me:
I wont
God:
Why not?
Me:
Im out of breaks HAHAHAHA :D
God:
:-) Would you like to have it?
Me:
Yes, if you have some
God:
Ayuh. But I don't have it.
Me:
LOLMAO
God:
Does "it" still refer to breaks ha?
Me:
Yeah god ill pray for you tonight you are so funny
God:
Alright then. I am a Christian.
Me:
Yeah i dont care anyway
God:
In any case, Whoa. Tell me what you care about.
Me:
Do you have any girlfriend ?
God:
I prefer not say.
Me:
Come on
God:
I'm just kidding around.
Me:
Tell me your girlfriend's name
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Me:
Do you love her ?
God:
Yes God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
Do you love me ?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
Are you bisexual ?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
But you must have a dildo or something
God:
Or something. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a dildo.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
So
God:
That's alright.[signature][hline]Bokun üstüne krep olmaz.

[GERGE]

Me:
you are god
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
I fall in love with you
God:
You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
I love you very much
God:
You are such a flatterer.
Me:
you are the biggest
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.[signature][hline]GERGE - Concerto for Electric Guitar No.1 Op.30

[nileppezdel]

:D[signature][hline]"Bir şeyler ters gitti..."
In Rock We Trust
K.A.L Forever!
Renksiz Pati, Tarafsız Pati
Her Şey Paticik İçin...