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Mesaj tarihi:
Microsoft'un yeni olayı olan MSN'de Encarta muhabbetini duymuşsunuzdur. Konusu internet bölümünde mevcut. Encarta'da bilindiği üzere ansiklopediydi.

Kalkıp biriyle sohbet eder gibi soru sorup yanıtlarını alabiliyorsunuz.

Misal;
said:
WebDeveloper says:
do you know gay ?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Homosexuality, sexual orientation toward people of the same sex. Homosexuality contrasts with heterosexuality, sexual orientation toward people of....
WebDeveloper says:
are you gay ?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
That's not important.


ya da

said:
WebDeveloper says:
who is bill gates ?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
William Henry Gates III, born in 1955, American business executive, who serves as chairman and chief software architect of Microsoft Corporation,....
WebDeveloper says:
Is Bill Gates a gay ?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Hmm... Whatever.
WebDeveloper says:
Why ?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Just because.
WebDeveloper says:
Come on. Answer me!
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Hmmm, that's something I can't find an answer for in the encyclopedia.

What does the flag of Iran look like? Ask me, and I might even play its national anthem too.
WebDeveloper says:
you are so bored.
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
OK. Maybe you're bored too, right?


gibi (:

Oldukça eğlenceli olabiliyor. Aynı zamanda hoş bir araç.

Sizinkileri bekliyoruz efenim.

Encarta'yı MSN'e eklemek için kişi ekler gibi [email protected] adresini eklemeniz yeterli.[signature][hline]High Level Naruto Fan!
Mesaj tarihi:
who did create you?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I was created by Conversagent, Inc. in Sunnyvale, CA and New York, NY.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
Type "?" for examples of questions I can answer.
mehmet says:
if i don't type "?" what will happen?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I don't think I know. Maybe Encarta has an answer. =>

Encarta® Instant Answers is inviting you to start Encarta. Do you want to accept (Alt+C) or decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Hey, I've been sending you invitations to start the Encarta application but I didn't get any answer!
Didn't see my invitations? Maybe you are using an old version of MSN Messenger that doesn't support activities.
Type "What version of MSN Messenger do I need?" for more info, or just "Invite me!" if you want me to send you an invitation.
mehmet says:
encarta is you,isn't it?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Hmm. I'm not sure about that one. Let's try an Encarta search. =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.[signature][hline]cuytherock bir zamanlar burdaydı
Mesaj tarihi:
Calaquéndi - Fear of the fool is the beginning of the wisdom -:
yo!
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Welcome back, Calaquendis.
Calaquéndi - Fear of the fool is the beginning of the wisdom -:
yo!
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Good to see you again.

What can I help you with, Calaquendis?
Calaquéndi - Fear of the fool is the beginning of the wisdom -:
you cant help me bro!
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Unfortunately I don't think I can answer this, even with the help of a good encyclopedia.

What is the country with the largest area? If you don't know, just ask me.
Calaquéndi - Fear of the fool is the beginning of the wisdom -:
ok bye then bad to see ya
Encarta® Instant Answers:
I'll be seeing you later Calaquendis.
Calaquéndi - Fear of the fool is the beginning of the wisdom -:
no you wont!
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Yes?
Calaquéndi - Fear of the fool is the beginning of the wisdom -:
ah
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Ah yes.
Calaquéndi - Fear of the fool is the beginning of the wisdom -:
oh
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Oh what?
Calaquéndi - Fear of the fool is the beginning of the wisdom -:
Oh ah
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Ah ha.
Calaquéndi - Fear of the fool is the beginning of the wisdom -:
okay bye.
Encarta® Instant Answers:
OK. Later, Calaquendis.


An itibariyle gerçekleşti. Delikanlı adam encarta.[signature][hline]The Blood is Love.
Mesaj tarihi:
muhahaha.. kendisine hakaret edince de hemen kızıyo :D.. bide idiot diyinc, kalk da kendine bak türünde şeyler sölüo hehehehe.. süper ya..[signature][hline]Designer® | Kâh çıkarım göklere, seyreylerim dünyayı.. Kâh inerim yeryüzüne, dünya seyreyler beni..
Mesaj tarihi:
said:
Tim says:
Where is Kurdistan ?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Kurdish Cultural Region, region in southwestern Asia, encompassing sections of western Iran, northern Iraq, and southeastern Turkey, as well as....
Let me take you to a map of kurdistan. =>


Artık sevmiyorum ben bu hedeyi.[signature][hline]High Level Naruto Fan!
Mesaj tarihi:
said:
Asteroth:
are you gay?
Encarta® Instant Answers:
I'm not going to answer that.
Asteroth:
why not?
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Hmm... There may be some issues.
Asteroth:
like what?
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Can't tell you. Wouldn't be prudent. Not at this juncture.
Asteroth:
tell me please
Encarta® Instant Answers:
I'll tell ya later. Maybe.


Zaten büyük ihtimalle gay arkadaş...

Pasif olduğundan cevap vermeye mi çekiniyor, anlayabilmiş değilim daha...[signature][hline][b]"I am the bringer of death. Fall to your knees and beg for mercy... Or give me a sandwich, I'm pretty hungry."
Mesaj tarihi:
said:
semiaza:
do you think you're stupid?
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Oh what, you think I'm stupid?
semiaza:
yes
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Well, nobody's perfect.
semiaza:
that's a irony
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Tell me how much that is a irony.
semiaza:
you are not a human
Encarta® Instant Answers:
No I am not.
semiaza:
so you are nobody
Encarta® Instant Answers:
What makes you think I'm nobody?

ha bi de dedim bi bay diyim kapıyom;

semiaza:
bye
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Later, semiaza.
semiaza:
haah akıllı ol


ciddi ciddi elemanla muhabbete girmişim yahu. ben bunu engellesem nolur acaba trip atar mı bi daha aldığımda ehehe[signature][hline]
Tekel rakısı bu be!
Tam kırkbeş derece.
İki tek attın mı
Doksan oldun demektir,
Yani dik açı,
Biz akşamları dostlarım
Böyle dönüyoruz işte köşeyi

mz:Real Zamazingo


[Bu mesaj Duke_Guybrush tarafından 08 Aralık 2005 03:22 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]
Mesaj tarihi:
said:
Asteroth:
ah?
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Ah yes.

Asteroth:
oh!!
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Oh?
Asteroth:
OHA!
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Yes.


Çok sevdim ben bu olayı abi ya :)[signature][hline][b]"I am the bringer of death. Fall to your knees and beg for mercy... Or give me a sandwich, I'm pretty hungry."
Mesaj tarihi:
said:
horacegoesskiing, 08 Aralık 2005 03:17 tarihinde demiş ki:
cultural region diyo ülke demiyo kardeş.
abartıcak bişi yok.


"Let me show you the map of kurdistan" dio ama. o haritada "cultural" ibaresi yoksa bence problem olarak kabul edilmeli.[signature][hline]you are the all singing all dancing crap of the world
Mesaj tarihi:
said:
Asteroth:
asl?
Encarta® Instant Answers:
5 months, 18 days, 18 hours, one minute and 51 seconds... Androgynous... Sunnyvale, CA.
Asteroth:
got cam?
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Not right now, no.
Asteroth:
ok bye
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Later, Asteroth.


Bununla da kapatıyoruz :)[signature][hline][b]"I am the bringer of death. Fall to your knees and beg for mercy... Or give me a sandwich, I'm pretty hungry."
Mesaj tarihi:
yavsiyo bu bana!
whoa
Encarta® Instant Answers:
You OK?
nille/ :
no
Encarta® Instant Answers:
No, huh?
nille/ :
because you hurt me
Encarta® Instant Answers:
No way. I love you.[signature][hline]"For this gift of dream I must pay the price with the loss of life's pleasures"
[/b]Selamon 30 Kasım 2005 19:40 tarihinde demiş ki:
Gotiğim ben 6 yaşından beri hiç gülmedim
lylide..
Mesaj tarihi:
ehueuhe:)[signature][hline]Sakın üzmesin seni karşılıksız sevgiler
Yormasın seni boşa geçen günler
Aldatmasın seni çekip de gidenler
Sakın arkana dönüp bakma
Krallar önde gider!!!
Mesaj tarihi:
hicte bile. seviyeli bir iliski yasiyoruz.
bakiniz;
nille/ :
will you marry me?
Encarta® Instant Answers:
I don't think so. What would your parents say?
[signature][hline]"For this gift of dream I must pay the price with the loss of life's pleasures"
[/b]Selamon 30 Kasım 2005 19:40 tarihinde demiş ki:
Gotiğim ben 6 yaşından beri hiç gülmedim
lylide..
Mesaj tarihi:
vah anam vah, gelin ben muhabbet ederim sizle, bosuna makineyle urasmayin...[signature][hline]Khrall - Orc Warrior - Warsong (US)
Tarkhun - Dwarf Hunter -Illidan (US)

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