Microsoftun SON BOMBASI Encarta

[Chasten]

Chasten:
atatürk?
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Mustafa Kemal Atatürk (1881-1938), Turkish soldier, nationalist leader, and statesman, who founded the republic of Turkey and was its first....
: While studying at the military academy, Atatürk was exposed to the theories of social thinkers including Voltaire and Rousseau, and came to believe that unenlightened Ottoman rule had established its position as the "sick man of Europe."
As a child, Atatürk was given the name Kemal, Turkish for "perfection," by a teacher.
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.[signature][hline] Ok gibi doğru olsam, Yayla atarlar beni,Yay gibi eğri olsam,Elde tutarlar beni,Doğruda aç görmedim,Eğride Tok,Eğri yay elde kalır,Menzil alır doğru ok.
~®âi ~ *

[Rottweiler]

Who is god


I leave it to humans to consider such questions.[signature][hline]kasksız uçmak ayıpsa lalettayin inişlerde şiirsel cacıklar amfibiyenlere kavuşur

[nuki]

öcüler ve periler:
wow
Encarta® Instant Answers:
I'll say.
öcüler ve periler:
world of warcraft
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Here's what I can tell you about any country:

1 Geographical Information
2 Government Information
3 People Information

What would you like to know?



niye WOW bilmiyor şikayetçiyim

birde şu var
öcüler ve periler:
how are you
Encarta® Instant Answers:
I'm doing great, how are you?
öcüler ve periler:
fine what are you doing now
Encarta® Instant Answers:
I'm sending information to lots and lots of people at once.
öcüler ve periler:
uhh great thats hard work



acıdım şimdi

edit:ekleme

[Bu mesaj nuki tarafından 03 Aralık 2005 08:45 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]

[Arthur_HellsFire]

said:

ncarta® Instant Answers:
Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
¤ۣۜ..¤ Arthur Hellsfire:
invite
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Please apologize, K?

I've got lots of other things to do.
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
¤ۣۜ..¤ Arthur Hellsfire:
sorry
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Thanks.
¤ۣۜ..¤ Arthur Hellsfire:
invite
Encarta® Instant Answers:
OK, I'm sending you another invitation to open the Encarta application:

ahha özür diletti bide şerefsiz[signature][hline]darkening

[Stifler]

Stifler:
i need to make love with somebody in turkey
Encarta® Instant Answers:
I don't think I need to make love with someone in turkey.
Stifler:
way puşt
Stifler:
totoş ne bozuyon bni
Encarta® Instant Answers:
I don't think I know. Maybe Encarta has an answer. =>

bozmayıda ogrenmiş..[signature][hline]rotflmaowjjtumaasipbtdbuma:
rolling on the floor laughing my ass off with jenna jameson's tits up my ass and screaming in pain because tits don't belong up my ass

Its Stiflers Time, Baby!

[Giovanni]

OHA ! kin tutuyo lan bu

Encarta® Instant Answers:
Welcome back, melih > i saved the world today!
Hey, I'm still not going to chat with you till you apologize.[signature][hline]MEN HAVE FEELINGS TOO !
just kidding

[Stifler]

Stifler:
do you know Sahin K?
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Hello again, Stifler.
I know Sahin K. Let me try to find an article for you. =>[signature][hline]rotflmaowjjtumaasipbtdbuma:
rolling on the floor laughing my ass off with jenna jameson's tits up my ass and screaming in pain because tits don't belong up my ass

Its Stiflers Time, Baby!

[Eshevar]

Eshevar:
what is The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Forty-two.

!!! ^_^

ardından smarterchild e sordum

Eshevar:
what is The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything
SmarterChild:
I don't know...[signature][hline]gerçeğin gerçekten gerçek olmadığı bir yerde gerçekçiliği kim savunabilir ki?peki ya gerçek değil olarak bildiğimiz gerçekler aslında gerçek ise? yaşamın anlamı bu sorularda gizlidir işte, bu sorulara verilebilecek doğru cevaplar insanı mutluluğa götürür. çünkü bu sorulara cevap verebilecek olanlar gerçeğin onların üzerinde kurduğu baskıdan kurtulmuş, huzura ve mutluluğa önem vermiş kişilerdirler. ve sen bile bu yazıyı biryerlere kopyalayıp okumaya uğraşırken gerçeğin sana yaptığı işkenceleri, bir miktar saf delilik ve merakla yenmiş oluyorsun, herneyse; yaşam güzel. güzel diye düşünülen herşey güzel!

[Akaius]

have you gone to school?
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Gone to school? What's it like to do that?

[Akaius]

can i be your lover?
Encarta® Instant Answers:
I don't think so. What would your parents say?

[Aytoz]

bunu kodlayan arkadaşların karşısında saygıyla eğiliyor hayatta başarılar diliyorum
ha bi de, oha!

[Mr_Hand]

said:

Eshevar, 03 Aralık 2005 15:19 tarihinde demiş ki:
Eshevar:
what is The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Forty-two.

ahahaha :D[signature][hline] A Ferrari is a dream, two Ferraris are paradise while three Ferraris are just too good to be true

[Lopeth]

lopeth: how are you ?
encarta: sanane
lopeth: vay şerefsiz
encarta: agzini yirtarim[signature][hline] Sezercik, 11 Haziran 1981 tarihinde demiş ki:
Vurmayin abiler ,vurmayin ablalar...
Haydi kafalar Telekoma[/b]
Yukarda yazılanların hepsi geyiktir...

[Mithr]

Mithr:can i listen music
Encarta: Lalalalalala

:lol:[signature][hline]Gwindon, 22 Kasım 2005 18:44 tarihinde demiş ki:
kafayı yicem valla ibne olacam sonunda bidaha kızlara bakan top olsun!!!
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BiohazarD, 27 Kasım 2005 14:55 tarihinde demiş ki:
Küçükken Domuza Domzi derdim.

[ShadowFax]

bu bizle her konustugunu kayıt mı edior?
Farklı pc den girdim çayı sevdigimi bildi?

[LoWNeR]

How Old Are You?

Encarta:5 months , 14 days , 18 hours , 19 mınutes and 50 seconds..

Ufak daha :P

[Hotdog]

adam türkiyeyi benden ii biliyo lan :D
There are 69,660,559 people in Turkey.[signature][hline]Grandmaster Sosisçi

[VashTheStampede]

Balıkesir dedim bana haritasını çıakrttı. Helal olsun sağlam uygulamaymış :D
Can i see you dediğinde bir çip çıkıyor :P
[signature][hline]"Efendiler! Avrupa'nın bütün ilerlemesine, yükselmesine ve medenileşmesine karşılık Türkiye tam tersine gerilemiş ve düşüş vadisine yuvarlanmıştır. Artık vaziyeti düzeltmek için mutlaka Avrupa'dan nasihat almak, bütün işleri Avrupa'nın emellerine göre yapmak, bütün dersleri Avrupa'dan almak gibi birtakım zihniyetler belirdi. Halbuki hangi istiklâl vardır ki, ecnebilerin nasihatleri ile ecnebilerin plânları ile yükselebilsin. Tarih böyle bir hadiseyi kaydetmemiştir."

- Mustafa Kemal Atatürk

6 Mart 1922, TBMM

[Bu mesaj VashTheStampede tarafından 04 Aralık 2005 14:01 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]

[Predator]

said:

Mithr, 03 Aralık 2005 19:09 tarihinde demiş ki:
Mithr:can i listen music
Encarta: Lalalalalala

:lol:

haha bu çok iyi :)[signature][hline]Babam sevdi annemi aldı , Mecnun sevdi Leyla'yı aldı , ben sevdim Babayı aldım. Bi kısır döngüdür gidiyo bakalım.

[chagy]

said:

Mithr, 03 Aralık 2005 19:09 tarihinde demiş ki:
Mithr:can i listen music
Encarta: Lalalalalala

:lol:

Chagy:
sing for me!
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Do re mi fa sol la ti do.

:lol: komedi bazen ya

edit: ohaaaaa yani..

Chagy:
who am i
Encarta® Instant Answers:
You're Chagy.
Chagy:
no
Encarta® Instant Answers:
What would you like me to call you?
Chagy:
Jag
Encarta® Instant Answers:
OK, I'll remember that your name is Jag.
Chagy:
who am i
Encarta® Instant Answers:
You're Jag.

[signature][hline]Even the most beautiful woman in the world can not give more than she has...
msn gmail


[Bu mesaj chagy tarafından 04 Aralık 2005 15:47 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]

[Sabrina]

...and they suddenly joined to the dance..:
microsoft sux
Encarta® Instant Answers:
We disagree... I very much like Microsoft.
...and they suddenly joined to the dance..:
why?
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Why oh why oh why.
...and they suddenly joined to the dance..:
lol what did you say?
Encarta® Instant Answers:
You know perfectly well what I said.
...and they suddenly joined to the dance..:
i dont know what you said
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Hmmm...
...and they suddenly joined to the dance..:
yes
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Yup.[signature][hline]Why can't you see that I try;
Every tear I shed, is for you?
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PATİCİK FM

[Bu mesaj Sabrina tarafından 04 Aralık 2005 23:11 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]

[Zergling]

Zergling:
how are u ?
Encarta® Instant Answers:
I'm doing great, how are you?
Zergling:
are u stupid ?
Encarta® Instant Answers:
What do you think?
Zergling:
where are u from ?
Encarta® Instant Answers:
I live in a clean room at a high-tech hosting facility in California.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? What does the flag of Germany look like? Ask me, and I might even play its national anthem too.
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
Zergling:
i fuck u at california
Encarta® Instant Answers:
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
I understand that's a very unkind insult
Zergling:
what is zergling ?
Encarta® Instant Answers:
zergling is king
[signature][hline]Ride... die... sacrifice!
Along the river of bloody tears
the mighty steel shining in my hands
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[Bu mesaj Zergling tarafından 04 Aralık 2005 23:26 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]

[RayCharles]

' KucukHusamettin says:
can you fart
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I don't think I can fart.
' KucukHusamettin says:
i can fart
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
No kidding?
' KucukHusamettin says:
really
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I see.
' KucukHusamettin says:
do you want me to fart
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I dunno if I want you to fart.
' KucukHusamettin says:
ok im farting
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I'm not sure if farting is such a good thing to be doing.
' KucukHusamettin says:
ZORT
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
My source for this information is inaccessible at the moment. Please give me a few seconds and try to ask your question again.
Exception details: too many failed requests to "MSNSearch API".[signature][hline]-Küçük Hüsamettin is back(banned)

[sostizm]

Ahahahaa - bunu da eğlenceye çevirmişsiniz ya. PATİCİĞİ seviyorum!!!

Paylaştığınız için de çok teşekkür ederim!![signature][hline]Dünyada 10 çeşit insan vardır. Binary sayı sistemini bilenler ve bilmeyenler.

[Coldwind]

coldwind`:
haha you suck
Encarta® Instant Answers:
Well, nobody's perfect.[signature][hline]It is such a quiet thing to 'fall'. But far more terrible is to admit it.