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How many ... to change a light bulb?

Hoş bir başlık, okuyunuz :)

Q. How many mages does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Just one, as long as you're happy to change it into a sheep


Q. How many rogues does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Six. One to change it and five to gank any n00bs trying to change it back.


Q. How many Gnomes does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Eleven. One to design a lightbulb changing device and ten to form a Gnome-pyramid to get it up there.


Q. How many Night-Elves does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Seven. One to change it and six to vacuously dance naked around it.


Q. How many Paladins does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Two. One to change it and one to uphold the light.


Q. How many Shamans does it take to change a lightbulb.

A. Ten. One to change it and nine to defend their over-powered, instant 'lighbulb change shock' from nerf-calls.

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[Bu mesaj Qui tarafından 08 Ağustos 2005 23:21 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]
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Haha bunu koymazsam çatlarım:

said:
Q. How many WoW forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to post it on the forum and asking for a blue to fix it.

4 to flame him for asking a blue to help with changing light bulbs.

12 to flame the people flaming the original poster, and adding that Blizz light bulb support sucks.

8 to suggest that Blizzard should upgrade their light bulbs.

3 to jump in, say they're light bulb experts, and post three completely conflicting opinions on Blizzard's light bulbs.

34 to randomly quote posts and say "QFT!" or "Noob!".

1 to post "LEEEEEROY", and 344 to quote and post "JEEEENKINS".

4 to post a sarcastic reply which the majority ignores.

6 to start their own thread on something completely different within the subject.

1 to eventually provide a full, serious answer.

14 to flame the serious answer and tell the person giving the answer to "STAY ON TOPIC NUB".

1 to revive the topic a few weeks later.

1 blue to lock the topic asking the original poster to refrain from posting in all caps.
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Q. How many Gnomes does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Eleven. One to design a lightbulb changing device and ten to form a Gnome-pyramid to get it up there.

çok doğru bi gözlem :-D[signature][hline]
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Q) How many Paladins does it take to change a light bulb?

a) Paladins can't! The skill was nerfed in beta.

Q: How many Orcs does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 11 - 1 to hold the bulb, 10 to turn the ceiling

Q. How many priests does it take to change a light bulb

A. N/A, for fear of getting aggro from the kitchen appliances, clearly a warrior needs to go in first


Q. How many druids does it take to change a light bulb.

A. One, though it's candle light form isn't that effective

Q. How many WoW GMs does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None, light bulb is currently working as intended.


Q. How many UO GMs does it take to change a light bulb?

A. I'm sorry but we cannot help you with that issue.


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Q. How many Warriors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. It's clearly a Hunter light bulb.

How many goblins does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on how many you can afford.

Q: How many Hunters does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, they can´t, it´s in their deadzone.

Q: How many Kobold's does it take to change a light bulb ?

A: You no change Candle !


tutamıyorum kendimi, BL sıram bitse bari :D
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aman abi bu ne neşe böle dur sana sürtüniimde banada bulaşşsın
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Ophelia Quel. Elven Sorcerer (Fifth Age)
Elastros Silverblade Moon Elf Arcane Archer (FR)
Lia Silverblade (Daughter of Elastros) Harper Agent (FR)
Kith-Karus Human Monk (FR)
Sithas-Silvanos CG/CE Darkelf (Ultima Online)
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Qui, 08 Ağustos 2005 23:35 tarihinde demiş ki:
Q. How many Warriors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. It's clearly a Hunter light bulb.

Q: How many Hunters does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, they can´t, it´s in their deadzone.

Q: How many Kobold's does it take to change a light bulb ?

A: You no change Candle !


tutamıyorum kendimi, BL sıram bitse bari :D

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Qui, 08 Ağustos 2005 23:21 tarihinde demiş ki:
Q. How many Gnomes does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Eleven. One to design a lightbulb changing device and ten to form a Gnome-pyramid to get it up there.

harika : )[signature][hline]Elandra, Night Elf Priestess
Emilo, Gnome Warrior
Penthesilea, Night Elf Huntress

In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
Mesaj tarihi:
said:
Q. How many Warriors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. It's clearly a Hunter light bulb.

Q: How many druids does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: About 2, 1 to actually change the bulb and 1 to keep the 2000 rogues busy for half an hour.

Q: How many druids to change a light bulb?
A: One, just one, but don't expect it this week.

Q. How many lightbulbs does it take to change a Warlock?
A. One. Clearly lightbulbs are imba against Warlocks

Q. How many WoW GMs does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, light bulb is currently working as intended.


Q: How many murlocs are needed to change a light bulb?
A: HrLgRlGWrLarGLhhrGLRGLGLGRLgRgHrARrLglgG

1-How many imps does it take to change a light bulb?
A-"U cant handle this yourself??" [demonic]:Jasnm ias jnsb sdf


Efsane başlık :)[signature][hline]G3NK ftw.
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How Many Blizzard Tech Support to change a light bulb?

(those suffering from the error 132 bug will appreciate this one)

Theres nothing wrong with our light bulb, it's more likely defective eyes or visual cortex at your end - please try the following as a work arounds for the light bulb problem.

Shut down all other sources of background light.

Try removing one of your eyes or swapping the position of your eyes.

Try adjusting the setting of your optic nerve.

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Mesaj tarihi:
What loot does a changed lightbulb drop?

iptal oldum =)[signature][hline]kaleidoscopic 20 Haziran 9:30 sularında Rockistanbulda demiş ki:

Zaten tekerleklere karşı ilgim var...
Mesaj tarihi:
Q. How many WoW GMs does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None, light bulb is currently working as intended.


Q. How many UO GMs does it take to change a light bulb?

A. I'm sorry but we cannot help you with that issue.

LOL
  • 2 hafta sonra ...
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bi tanesini türkçeye çevirsenizde konuyu anlasam keşke[signature][hline]Voic3
arcane, 14 Ocak 2005 10:17 tarihinde demiş ki:
kola kokulu parfüm olmamalı, içecek hali bile yeterince tehlikeli.üstüne bir de bayanlar parfüm olarak kullanmaya başlarsa kendimi kontrol edebileceğime garanti veremem

Fistan, 19 Ocak 2005 23:53 tarihinde demiş ki:
en iyi süt bi ineğin memesine eğilip cork cork içine cekmektir.ama yıkiycaksın önce memeleri.
Mesaj tarihi:
link ariyorum 1 saattir . en uste link mi konur qui alo ?

Q: How many Alliance does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Five. Four to keep it busy, and one to run away and call for backup.

bu kadar gercekci bir espri ahah

hatta hatta bir tercumeyi bile hakkediyor .

lambayi degistirmek icin kac alliance lazim ?
5 . 4 u oyalarken 5. kacip yardim cagirmaya gider .
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[Bu mesaj huun tarafından 24 Ağustos 2005 21:09 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]
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Nefr, 16 Ağustos 2005 15:38 tarihinde demiş ki:
Q. How many WoW GMs does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None, light bulb is currently working as intended.


Q. How many UO GMs does it take to change a light bulb?

A. I'm sorry but we cannot help you with that issue.

Bu süper yaf gerçekten (:[signature][hline] Someday I will be the most powerful Jedi ever
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Dunemaul Level 3* Troll Shaman
Mesaj tarihi:
Forumlara yazmadım ama buraya ekliyim dedim.

Q. How many SWG GMs does it take to change a light bulb?

A. ...........

ya da

Q. How many SWG GMs does it take to change a light bulb?

A. What?

Q. I mean light bulbs. To change

A. Doesn't it work?

Q. Nope

A. didnt know that..

Q. And now you learned

A. But what do you want me to do?

Q. I said change

A. Why would it need to be changed?

Q. Now call me "Answer please"

[Bu mesaj Rebelution tarafından 13 Eylül 2005 22:29 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]
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Q. How many Paticik Members does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Two , You need Ghost1989 to change the lightbulb , and one Area Master to ban him when he's done.
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