Metalhead And The Princess

[Penthesilea]

This is the situation: There is a beautiful princess trapped in a
castle guarded by a dragon. Here is the end of the story with
different kind of metalheads as knights.

* POWER METAL
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the
dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted
forest.

* THRASH METAL
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and
****s her.

* HEAVY METAL
The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few
beers and ****s the princess.

FOLK METAL
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions,
violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls
asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave........ without
the princess.

* VIKING METAL
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty
axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death,
steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.

* DEATH METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, ****s the princess and
kills her, then leaves.

* BLACK METAL
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales
it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks
her blood in a ritual before killing her.
Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.

* GORE METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in
front of the castle, ****s the princess and kills her. Then he
****s the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts.
Then he ****s the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and
****s it for the last time.

* DOOM METAL
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he
could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide.
The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the
end of the sad story.

* PROGRESSIVE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes.
The dragon kills
himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess'
bedroom, plays another
solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year
of the conservatory.
The princess escapes looking for the 'HEAVY METAL' protagonist.

* GLAM METAL
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance
and lets him enter.
He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a
beautiful pink colour.

* NU METAL
The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to
fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy
clothes catch fire.[signature][hline]Elan Realms - A tale that goes on
Ealos Tsaark, Bounty Hunter of Eclipse

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[Penthesilea]

Bomba ya hepsi süper ahahah
Kendime yorum yazmıyorum, yazıya yorum yazıyorum bu arada :D[signature][hline]Elan Realms - A tale that goes on
Ealos Tsaark, Bounty Hunter of Eclipse

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[Bu mesaj Penthesilea tarafından 03 Ocak 2005 02:33 tarihinde değiştirilmiştir]

[Mortis]

bunu birisi
türkçe yazıp yollamıştı
bariz çalmış adam
eheh (yani türkçe yazan adma çalmış eheh)[signature][hline]Fear.. Fear attracts the fearful
The Strong. The Weak. The Innocent.
The Corrupt.
Fear.. Fear is my Ally!

[Penthesilea]

Türkçeye girişmek istemedim, ****s lar falan olmaz şimdi =) Basit bi ingilizce var zaten, çevirmeye gerek kalmaz sanirim?[signature][hline]Elan Realms - A tale that goes on
Ealos Tsaark, Bounty Hunter of Eclipse

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[BlaCk]

deathi azcık sallamıslar ama guzel yınede :)[signature][hline]Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has got one.

[Volfied]

* PROGRESSIVE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes.
The dragon kills
himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess'
bedroom, plays another
solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year
of the conservatory.
The princess escapes looking for the 'HEAVY METAL' protagonist.

abi şirkettekiler kuşkulandılar benden bağıra bağıra gülünce allah cezanı vermesin[signature][hline]In Moon I trust
For Moon I live
The Moon I love
The Moon I pray...

[thanatos]

said:

Penthesilea, 03 Ocak 2005 02:32 tarihinde demiş ki:
* DOOM METAL
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he
could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide.
The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the
end of the sad story.

:lol:
sufermis hepsi ama doom'a ayrica yarildim.[signature][hline]Thanatos : Technician Hardwired for Assassination and Nocturnal Analysis/Technician Optimized for Sabotage

[horacegoesskiing]

bence pek olmamış ama...

black metalci arkadaş oraya gidip ejderhayı görünce tanrılara ve kadere isyan etmeli ve akabinde prensese melankolik ve platonik bir aşk besleyip ejderha ile beraber bi uçurumdan aşağı atlayıp aklında prensesle beraber ölmeli filandı mesela.[signature][hline] Ne sen, Ne ben, Ne de hüsnünde toplanan bu mesa,
Ne de alam-fikre bir mersa, Olan bu mai deniz
Melali anlamayan nesle aşina değiliz.

[screamer]

Gore metal i okuyuca kusasım geldi[signature][hline]Msn ¦ Mail ¦ Icq
"Dün gece Habertürk'de bir programa çıktık, program uzadı da uzadı, böyle seks filmi gibi saat 2 ye kadar falan..." => Erman Toroğlu

[obacan]

Süfer ya :) Yarıldım[signature][hline]Blind Guardian
Eğer organize olabilseydim çok tehlikeli olurdum...

[Predator]

süpermiş
sonradan yazılan classical rockta süpermiş ahaha dragonu bari karıştırmasaydınız rofl[signature][hline]-Mumya lazımmıydı abi ?
-Yok sağol bilader

[MrBomb]

abi hepsi süper de fol metal için yazılan diğerlerinden daha ii be:

said:

FOLK METAL
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions,
violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave........without the princess.

ahah :lol:[signature][hline]a.k.a "bay bomba"
SWG: Ottkoo Jeliyeer of Eclipse Galaxy

[Darqainu]

* DOOM METAL
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he
could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide.
The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the
end of the sad story.

eywah benim müziime ne demiş böhüü :([signature][hline]fedaykin, 24 November 2003 18:38 tarihinde Ainu'ya demiş ki:
Aynı senden önceki 20 kişinin düşündüğü gibi onun özel kişisi sen olacaksın, tabi tabii...
Alexi_Septimus,23 Ağustos 2004 18:23 tarihinde Mavi'ye demiş ki:
Kuzucum, "My way or the highway..." diyeceksin.
Bu kadar.

[ucanadam]

çok güzel yaa hele heavy metalcinin bira içme olayı filan çok iyi.[signature][hline]morning erection has you

[mdma]

Şimdi dikkatlice tekrar okudum iğrenç ötesi bir yazı bence özellikle gore metal başta olmak üzere.[signature][hline]Feror ego veluti - sine nauta navis,
ut per vias aeris - vaga fertur avis...
Quidquit Venus imperat - labor est suavis,
quae nunquam in cordibus - habitat ignavis.

[karpuz]

En çok Doom'a bir de Gore'a güldüm. lol.[signature][hline]"Mph Rmph !!"
Lamerlere Cevap Yok!

[Spidee]

Doom'da ağladım gülmekten, süper hepsi =)[signature][hline]Whatever it is, that girl put a spell on me..

[Darestan]

süper olmuş ya

glam de süper :D

euah

[Head]

* GLAM METAL
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance
and lets him enter.
He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a
beautiful pink colour.


eahueauhea , gerçi glam rock dese daha iyi olurdu ama neyse.
başarılıymış[signature][hline]valandil ownz j0o!
-emokid*-
i want a boy with çemçük smile and pişmaniye hair.