Computer Stupidities:Programming

[Maleboge]

şimdi diyeceksin bu başlğın burada ne işi var !?
ama burada daha iyi olur :P :P :P
http://rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_programming.shtml
gülmekten çatlayacaksınız :) :) :)

[sharky]

hahaha. gerçekten pek eğlenceliymiş..[signature][hline]Q: How many IBM cpu's does it take to do a logical right shift?
A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.

[sharky]

int void main (...) { ... }

rofl[signature][hline]Q: How many IBM cpu's does it take to do a logical right shift?
A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.

[Arthur_HellsFire]

aha yarılmalar geldi
/* This function is BOOL but actually returns TRUE,
FALSE and -2 because I've no time to change it
to int */[signature][hline]Fire in the Darkness...

[Mum_Chamber]

switch (k) {
case 9: printf("9n");
case 8: if (k==8) printf("8n");
case 7: if (k==7) printf("7n");
// and so on...
}

hoho[signature][hline]en ince yerim bileğim..

[Mum_Chamber]

"Hey! I hate these Microsoft guys! What a rotten compiler! It only accepts 16,384 local variables in a function!"

if (value == 0)
return value;
else
return 0;

kopuyorum :P[signature][hline]en ince yerim bileğim..