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MSL GRANDFINAL 28/08/10 - Jaedong vs. Flash

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A comprehensive look at Jaedong:

Jaedong once went to the Virgin Islands. They are now called, the Islands.

Rumor says looking directly into Jaedong’s “death stare” cures cancer. Too bad no one has lived to tell the tale.

Jaedong was on Failblog.com for failing to fail.

Flash was just on failblog.

In the middle of a match, Jaedong didn’t even pause the game before he started banging one of the booth girls. Half way through, he realized that it wasn’t a booth girl he was railing, but instead Bisu. Jaedong quickly finished up and returned to his booth to win the series 3-0.

Jaedong once lost an MSL to Flash just to see how everyone else feels.

Jaedong kills 5 rax reaper with his drones.

Ocean’s 11 was a remake of what Jaedong’s muta harass did back in ’78.

The Korean dictionary’s definition of Bonjwa literally says, “Only worse than Jaedong.” Yep. Flash is Bonjwa.

There is a reason why Godzilla fled to Japan.

When asked what Pokemon he would most likely be, Jaedong answered, “The one that isn’t gay.”

Jaedong is not a Pokemon.

Jaedong is periodically shipped out to the Korean DMZ to show North Korea who’s boss. Every time so far, Kim Jong il has shat his pants.

Bisu loves Pokemon.

North Korea doesn’t want to go to war with South Korea/Jaedong because they saw what happened to Terran and Protoss.

Jaedong is currently no. 1 on Blizzard’s top 200 SC2 list. He has yet to play the game.

Jaedong’s agent sued the movie Scarface for being based entirely off Jaedong’s life. Needless to say, they won the case.

Jaedong loves fried chicken.

A group of people asked Jaedong if he would switch races in SC2. Jaedong then asked, “Why?” and they responded, “Well because Zerg is WAY underpowered!” Jaedong replied, “Not anymore.” He then started laddering.

When I made my last post about getting Zerg “swagger” back, Jaedong PMed me and said, “Let me handle it.”

Jaedong went to town on Bisu’s mother with 400 APM.

Tournaments will start having second place prize pools higher than first place to account for the “Dong Factor.”

Jaedong was in fact involved in the match-fixing scandal, but no charges were pressed because he couldn’t lose even when he tried.

JaeDong – because even his name has balls.
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