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Werewolf said:

Most Semen Swallowed: Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.

Longest Pubes: Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and 28 inches from her minge.

Most Cavernous Crotch: Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina.

Zit Popping: In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7 ft 1 inch.

Greatest Distance Attained for a jet of Semen: Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4 in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7 mph.

Longest Turd: The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2 in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.

Most Prolonged Fart: Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.

Worst Drink: The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghan tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.

Most Offensive Cocktail: This is available from a few select bars in New York. It contains tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mixed, but served with a tampon (unused) instead of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a 'Cunt Pump'.

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Abi nasıl....

Michelle Monaghan..........

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*mindfucked*